Transfer Rumours 2013/14

I know what Wenger is doing.

He's saving up all his money to buy Messi and Ronaldo next summer, sneaky cunt.

Imagine if a Premier League club was able to do that.

Sepp Blatter and the rest of his Spain loving cronies would probably implode or make up a new rule outlawing it.

Samba's going to be on £100k p/w apparantly. We only pay two of our players that.

Tbf if he plays to his best then he'll be well worth it.

Goal are claiming that Arsenal want to sell Santos to Fenerbahce, use Vermaelen as a left-back and then sign Nicolas N'koulou from Marseille.

It's an ambitious plan if nothing else.

Goal are claiming that Arsenal want to sell Santos to Fenerbahce, use Vermaelen as a left-back and then sign Nicolas N'koulou from Marseille.

It's an ambitious plan if nothing else.

Aye, apart from the timing it's a solid plan, it's stupidly late to be trying it though.

I reckon we'll give it a go but run out of time, giving Wenger the 'we wanted to bring in players but there wasn't enough time/ quality out there' excuse, leading a sixth placed finish and a summer transfer to Chelsea for Jack Wilshere.

Don't worry, Wilshere's got at least one more season at Arsenal before he becomes disillusioned and considers leaving.

Graham has signed for Sunderland

Kieron Dyer has gone to Boro. Very strange altogether

Or get in the Premier League team of the year?

Dyer was fucking awesome.