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#333215 Transfer Rumours 2015/16

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07 Jun 2016 13:20:49

By TheMazzeRunner | On 07 June 2016 - 08:39 AM BST

I heard that the turkish midfielder Emre Mor will be new signing of Liverpool....in Turkey they gave him the nickname the "Turkish Messi " it will be interesting to watch him in EPL ... he is playing at FC Nordsjælland right now.

He's danish, tbh.

Anyway, FC Nordsjælland are garbage.

#332906 Transfer Rumours 2015/16

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By Rick87 | On 03 June 2016 - 21:36 PM BST

Vary doesn't strike me as a very Arsenal-y player. Mahrez on the other hand...

Perhaps after the failure of Park Chu-young and Ryo Miyaichi, Vardy and Wenger share a dislike for the asian people?

#332876 Transfer Rumours 2015/16

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03 Jun 2016 22:22:08

It should be an exciting and tight premier league season.

But something tells me it'll just be piss like always.

#332428 The England National Team

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By Based Jorge | On 31 May 2016 - 15:00 PM BST

Sterling is a fantastic footballer. Pep will turn him into borderline World class

Either that or drop him.

#332171 2015/16 Champions League

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By Ninja | On 29 May 2016 - 14:41 PM BST

Oblak's performance in the penalty shoot out was abysmal.

He only dived for two penalties: Marcelo's when it was already past him and then sort of fell forward for Ronaldo's.

Utter wank.

I quite like Oblak, or what i've seen of him, but I agree about his pen performance. Terrible.

#331873 Old Trafford Lounge

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27 May 2016 12:36:53

I'm gonna be sick

#331200 Old Trafford Lounge

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By Ninja | On 21 May 2016 - 21:51 PM BST

He won things at the other clubs too if you remember. But at both Inter and Porto he made far greater use of (or at least my memory serves that he did) the infrastructure at the clubs, the resources there and the youth academy. I don't think you can hand wave away the doubts as easily as you've tried to around Mourinho although I do agree that he gets a lot of unfounded and unwarranted criticism too.

He's won things everywhere, I just took offense to you completely leaving out a record breaking Chelsea team.

#331193 Old Trafford Lounge

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Yeah, you definitely don't want the José of Chelsea. The one who won back to back titles and whose team set record points, most wins and fewest goals conceded? The one who walked the league last season? Pfft. Who needs that guy.

I can't believe the way Man Utd fans look at Mourinho, sometimes. "He leaves teams in dire states" blah blah blah. The only time that ever happened (except for possibly now, with us) was with Inter. Which was a team he left on a good note.

The man's a legend, and a genius. And yeah, he can be a right cunt, but he'll fucking win you things.

#330522 Euro 2016 Squads

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17 May 2016 11:45:34

Costa's had a crap season, and has still scored more goals in the league than Morata has in all competitions.

#330154 La Liga 2015/16

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14 May 2016 15:53:48

Fuck Real Madrid.

#329378 Europa League 2015/16

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09 May 2016 06:48:01

By King Luis | On 09 May 2016 - 03:04 AM BST

So basically its okay to have all these tickets for neutrals because they end up going to touts who in turn sell them to the clubs fans?

I think it's the sponsor tickets that go to touts? Maybe I'm misunderstanding something.

#329060 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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06 May 2016 20:13:48

Cleon, that grumpy dick.

#328837 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

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By Number 1 | On 05 May 2016 - 16:20 PM BST

Yeah I think that is the right call on Fellaini/Huth. Though as far as Chelsea v Spurs goes, sensible might well have seen Costa, Fabregas, & every Spurs player apart from Lloris and Kane banned.

Meanwhile, Newcastle have released Gabriel Obertan and Sylvain Marveaux from their contracts early. Good riddance.

What did Fabregas do?

#328638 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

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By Ninja | On 04 May 2016 - 10:00 AM BST

You need, far, far more points to beat Real Madrid to the title in Spain than you do in England.

That said, I think Pep will struggle more with City too, but because their team is far shitter than anything he's worked with before rather than because he's a bad manager.

City are more shit, and the small teams dont lie down as easily.

#328494 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

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03 May 2016 11:02:08

Danny Rose pushing a 69 year old Guus Hiddink to the ground. Classy.

#328355 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

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Dembele is a cunt

#327408 Transfer Rumours 2015/16

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28 Apr 2016 13:11:39

Seems Nainggolan's coming to Chelsea. Anyone in here watch the Serie A enough to tell me what he's like?

#327395 Star Wars

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28 Apr 2016 09:56:27

Better than A Neeeew Hoooope

#326613 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

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By Suffolk Seasider | On 23 April 2016 - 16:09 PM BST

If Conte doesn't want him, he's hardly endeared himself to the club this season and I reckon he could be ushered out. Depends what you consider cheap, I mean in relation to a player of his quality.

Ridiculous statement.
All rumours say that Conte told Chelsea that Hazard will be a big part of his plans, and even if he wasn't, he'd never go for anything less than 60m.

#325760 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

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By bmg033 | On 17 April 2016 - 15:18 PM BST

Please hold on to this West Ham!

woops

#325758 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

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And now he doesn't give a pen in the other direction. What a cunt.

#325756 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

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17 Apr 2016 14:13:04

For fuck sake

#324686 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

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10 Apr 2016 17:06:18

lol

#322628 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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28 Mar 2016 11:30:35

By Shola | On 28 March 2016 - 12:27 PM BST

Luke, Leia, Obi Wan, Yoda? OMG how have u not seen Star Wars?

http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2015/08/13/han-solo-return-of-the-jedi_612x380.jpg?itok=L7Yg8PNy

#322126 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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25 Mar 2016 20:09:50

What do you call the characters in the original trilogy?

#322023 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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25 Mar 2016 11:28:33

You're a fucking idiot.

#321881 Transfer Rumours 2015/16

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By Suffolk Seasider | On 24 March 2016 - 10:54 AM GMT

Aye, saw that in a co-worker's paper this morning too. I think it isn't too ridiculous a price given what other strikers have gone for, e.g. Carroll!

It definitely is. Are you mental?
Liverpool overpaid for Carroll because he was young and english, and their transfer policy was pretty shite.

PSG dont need english players, Sturridge isnt that young and he lives on the operating table.

#321770 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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By Suffolk Seasider | On 23 March 2016 - 15:27 PM GMT

Watched the last Hunger Games film because I'd watched the previous ones so bleh, thought I might as well. It was awful. They were bad to begin with and got progressively worse, much like the books. The Battle Royal films were much better, largely because they didn't try to cut it all down to make it a 12 and sell it to everyone.

Anyone going to see the Batman v Superman film? Or already seen it - is it as bad as the reviews it is getting? Suppose that's what you get for casting Ben Affleck as a superhero - did people not learn their lesson from Daredevil!

Affleck has actually gotten a lot of praise. And while I think he's a terrible actor, he's looked alright from the trailers and that.

If anyone is to blame for Batman v Superman, it's Zach Snyder. An absolutely talentless director. Man of Steel was utter garbage, so how anyone can be surprised that this is shite, is beyond me.

#320830 The General Games Discussion Thread.

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I don't think he meant that it's "only" 350, the way that a you would a pack of gum.
I think he meant that it's not exactly a fucking car.

#320247 FA Cup 2015/16

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By King Luis | On 12 March 2016 - 19:10 PM GMT

Lukaku

Costa fancied a bit of a break before the Euros, that'll be the last we see of him playing for Chelsea this season.

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#333215 Transfer Rumours 2015/16

#332906 Transfer Rumours 2015/16

#332876 Transfer Rumours 2015/16

#332428 The England National Team

#332171 2015/16 Champions League

#331873 Old Trafford Lounge

#331200 Old Trafford Lounge

#331193 Old Trafford Lounge

#330522 Euro 2016 Squads

#330154 La Liga 2015/16

#329378 Europa League 2015/16

#329060 The Night Thread Mk. IX

#328837 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

#328638 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

#328494 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

#328355 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

#327408 Transfer Rumours 2015/16

#327395 Star Wars

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#325758 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

#325756 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

#324686 2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

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#322023 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

#321881 Transfer Rumours 2015/16

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#320830 The General Games Discussion Thread.

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