Slashman X - Comments

De Gea should be off

Yeah, surely in the battle between "Team 1 point behind" versus "Team 7 points + 1 game in hand ahead", the best outcome is the team 1 point behind losing

He left when Klinnsman was in charge and came back a few months later when he was sacked. Wouldn't be surprised if the same happened again. Although he is old so will likely retire. His methods may be a bit dodgy but he is probably the best in the world at his job

David Silva is one of the premier league's greatest 'imports' to coin a phrase from Sky.

Mata and Ozil have nowhere near the same level of consistency as Silva over the last few years.

And aguero has been shit since Christmas

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https://www.facebook.com/paddypower/videos/vb.108803784913/10153241236419914/?type=2&theater

Chap was their doctor for 38 years and all. Bit mad

They were missing basically all their key players....

Bayern's team doctor and his staff have quit now cos they were blamed for the loss apparently

Hazard for POTY and Kane for YPOTY.

Coutinho scored a few goals when the voting was being done. Plus Terry nominated him to help Hazard win

Well they did win 7-0 in the last round and went into yesterdays game with a fuckload of injuries. Hardly "failing to perform"

It's a tax haven if you're based in the US though, so not really a 'worldwide' one like the author is suggesting like the Cayman Islands

Why do Sky Sports think City are playing Sunderland on Sunday?

Cavani is shite

Jamie Redknapp such a clueless twat.

Also Hoddle saying Barca are terrible at defending corners, Jesus Christ

My company's pretty sound

Just do what Joey did in Friends

I'd love for Simeone to go to Arsenal just to see what the fuck happens. Basically the opposite of Wenger personality wise

Yeah, the rumours beforehand were all about him taking a sabbatical. Can't wait for the papers to link him with everyone while also saying "Reus/Hummels to follow Klopp to City/Liverpool/Arsenal!"

I still think he'll take a year off though

Anyone who doesn't enjoy that has no soul

"Are you a farter?"

Ref should've just sent cunts off for running away from him for about 2 minutes. Fucking joke to see that

Looks like a rally car

Utd being in the Cayman Islands and Spurs being in the Bahamas is not "hinting at possible tax avoidance", it's glaringly obvious. Then trying to say Delaware is a tax haven Also "This club is based in a country where its owners are from. TAX FRAUD!!!!!".

Interesting to see Cheltenham and the likes being owned in tax havens though

Klopp is stepping down from Dortmund. Gonna go on a sabbatical.

Finn's theme is too awesome:



It's on Google Music and Spotify too. Unreal walking music

The plot is outstanding. Only bad thing about the show is it makes me wanna quit my job and develop random shite full time

This is now my favourite thing to ever happen:

Have you not seen the newest episode? Brilliant show, my favourite one currently airing

I thought Navas was lined up by Pellegrini before he officially signed, could be mistaken.

Fernando is pure shite. Even a guy who watched about 10 Porto games and a few YouTube videos could tell he was just not gonna suit the Premier League at all. Jovetic has been a massive failure (although that's his own fault really), Sagna hasn't exactly performed but I suppose he was a free.

Yaya is key in how shite we're performing. His lack of effort is dragging Dinho all over the place and dragging whoever is at CB out of defence and leaving massive gaps