The Night Thread Mk. IX

Im just waiting for the day K3VO comes on here and tells us he can't get anymore surgery and he's going to have to be put down

Im just waiting for the day K3VO comes on here and tells us he can't get anymore surgery and he's going to have to be put down

If he was a horse he wouldve been sent to the knackers yard 5 years ago.

I'm too drunk to be as eloquent as you were so I'll keep this as brief as I can.

I think theres two things that I disagree with, the first the 'good of the nation' coalition took and the problems for the left in the UK.

What I do agree with is that Nick Clegg was a decent coalition minority partner leader, the lib dems blocked some truly horrific Tory shit (read snoopers charter) that this countries assorted resident fuck wits and imbeciles have just insured will happen, cementing Theresa May as the most vile woman in the country. The counter point to that is that the Lib Dems were the student party, they formed the key body of their voters and when the Lib Dems played Kingmaker to the Conservatives they were ignored and sold under the bridge. It may seem an odd red line to draw, but it was the red line they should have drawn; you can't blame the conservatives for pushing that agenda because that was the manifesto they got (sort of) elected on but you can absolutely blame the party who argued against it and changed their minds when they got a whiff of power. They deserve everything that happens to them, regardless of the unfortunate side effects that their vote collapsing has had on the country.

The second point is that the countries 'left' is fundamentally unelectable, I love the Green party (in particular) ideologically, but when they produce a manifesto of utterly fanciful shite that is neither costed, thought through or sensible, no one in their right mind will vote for them. UKIP, for all their failings, at least had the sense to present themselves as as somewhat real party.

I'm going to lie in bed all day tomorrow, therefore I'm not likely to get injured.

A few years back some professional footballer was stretching his legs out in bed and tore his ACL

A few years back some professional footballer was stretching his legs out in bed and tore his ACL

Have legitimately hurt my calves doing that!

How someone does that I don't know!!

Kev, if you don't bring me home 50% vodka from every single airport duty free you pass through, you are not allowed in my house

I love space. Martian sunset:

I recommend following NASA's Instagram account.

I've fucked up monumentally. Only realised 20 minutes ago that my second French exam was today, I thought it was supposed to be on Thursday.

Probably wasted a whole year of my life based on that fuck-up, as I am about 98% certain of not getting into Uni without that exam.

I really, really want to bash my head against the wall.