Christmas Thread

Jason

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06 Dec 2012 18:12:32

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Jan.

20 years ago

8 months ago

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06 Dec 2012 18:18:48

Just bought one gift, which was a bottle of Malibu for my secret santa present in work. No idea what i'll be getting my actual family.

Deleted Account #151676

07 Dec 2012 10:04:01

Heading over to Birmingham today to hopefully wrap up our Christmas shopping. (awful pun intended)

Hammer100

20 years ago

9 years ago

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07 Dec 2012 17:01:34

All of the shopping done bar a few last minute things which I should get tomorrow and then have it all wrapped and done by the end of the weekend. My gf's massive pre-planning is really starting to rub off on me.

Also just got to write a couple of cheques for my nephews and then I'm completely and utterly done for another year.

smurphptfc

14 years ago

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08 Dec 2012 01:32:36

I've done most of it (about three more things to get) and I've only had to go into the city centre once. I love internet shopping.

Justicar

19 years ago

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549

08 Dec 2012 18:09:16

Got about another 70 or so quid's worth to get. F-o Christmas.

Phoenix Arrow

17 years ago

4 months ago

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08 Dec 2012 20:02:12

Hmm.
So, my girlfriend says to me that, since she's out of work at the minute, we should make each other presents. I agreed and now I'm trying to figure out what to do. I don't have any notable creative talent, I'm a bassist but I haven't been in a band for like 3 years and have practiced much since then and I'm shit at writing songs anyway. I like drawing but I'm crap at it. I have a few ideas floating around in my head but can anyone think of something good I've overlooked?

Fantastic

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08 Dec 2012 20:13:27

Tell her you want to get her pregnant. Then when she gets angry and says no, tell her it's a deal breaker and you're leaving. Then you can go to WH Smith and eat as many Kinder Eggs as you want because you aren't wasting your time on your girlfriend.

Phoenix Arrow

17 years ago

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08 Dec 2012 20:22:01

Jealous Fanny? You're still my number one stranger on the internet.

Fantastic

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08 Dec 2012 20:45:09

I don't get jealous because I get what I want. I have as many Kinder Eggs as I desire.

Ninja

16 years ago

9 years ago

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08 Dec 2012 20:52:25

You have a girlfriend and you didn't write a 20,000 page epic about it in the Relationship thread?

You've changed man.

Obtuse

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08 Dec 2012 23:43:58

By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 20:02 PM

Hmm.
So, my girlfriend says to me that, since she's out of work at the minute, we should make each other presents. I agreed and now I'm trying to figure out what to do. I don't have any notable creative talent, I'm a bassist but I haven't been in a band for like 3 years and have practiced much since then and I'm shit at writing songs anyway. I like drawing but I'm crap at it. I have a few ideas floating around in my head but can anyone think of something good I've overlooked?

It's Christmas. Make her a card with glue and macaroni. For good measure give her a chocolate cornflake cake as bitches lap that shit up.

bluemoon.

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08 Dec 2012 23:47:33

Chocolate cornflake cakes are delicious.

Obtuse

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08 Dec 2012 23:53:55

By duckeggmoon | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 23:47 PM

Chocolate cornflake cakes are delicious.

Case evidence #1.

Deleted Account #151676

09 Dec 2012 09:23:04

I brought my wife her present from Debenhams yesterday,

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Richard_Beale/Untitled-110.png

I also got some nice lingere from La Senza to go with it. Hopefully I've got her size right and it fits her.

Eric Portapotty

17 years ago

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09 Dec 2012 10:13:13

Just make her some origami models PA.

Wes Brown

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09 Dec 2012 21:17:09

Buy something that looks handmade and take the credit.

Vercoe

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09 Dec 2012 21:27:28

By Dutton | Permalink | On 09 December 2012 - 21:17 PM

Buy something that looks handmade and take the credit.

Just take off the "Made in China" sticker first.

Deano

20 years ago

1 year ago

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10 Dec 2012 19:41:25

Doing secret santa in work, Haven't got a clue what to get for the lad I got. Maximum spend £5. Any ideas?

Justicar

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10 Dec 2012 19:52:43

By Deano | Permalink | On 10 December 2012 - 19:41 PM

Doing secret santa in work, Haven't got a clue what to get for the lad I got. Maximum spend £5. Any ideas?

Mankini.

the insider

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10 Dec 2012 19:56:21

Secret Santa last year was for someone I didn't know. I decided the best present I could possibly get for £5 was a quantity of tat.

I rocked in CEX exchange got 8 of the worse DVDs I could find for 25p a go then headed around to the charity shops buying all sorts of rubbish. He ended up with a vinyl of Barry Manilow, 8 dvds, a small map of Devon printed on a miniature plate, a pair of childrens mittens, a battery powered goldfish and the best of mariah carey on tape.

He wasn't pleased.

Hammer100

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13 Dec 2012 16:56:03

By the insider | Permalink | On 10 December 2012 - 19:56 PM

Secret Santa last year was for someone I didn't know. I decided the best present I could possibly get for £5 was a quantity of tat.

I rocked in CEX exchange got 8 of the worse DVDs I could find for 25p a go then headed around to the charity shops buying all sorts of rubbish. He ended up with a vinyl of Barry Manilow, 8 dvds, a small map of Devon printed on a miniature plate, a pair of childrens mittens, a battery powered goldfish and the best of mariah carey on tape.

He wasn't pleased.

Ha, superb

Brought me a chuckle.