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Jason
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Jan.
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Just bought one gift, which was a bottle of Malibu for my secret santa present in work. No idea what i'll be getting my actual family.
Deleted Account #151676
Heading over to Birmingham today to hopefully wrap up our Christmas shopping. (awful pun intended)
Hammer100
17 years ago
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All of the shopping done bar a few last minute things which I should get tomorrow and then have it all wrapped and done by the end of the weekend. My gf's massive pre-planning is really starting to rub off on me.

Also just got to write a couple of cheques for my nephews and then I'm completely and utterly done for another year.
smurphptfc
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I've done most of it (about three more things to get) and I've only had to go into the city centre once. I love internet shopping.
Justicar
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Got about another 70 or so quid's worth to get. F-o Christmas.
Phoenix Arrow
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Hmm.
So, my girlfriend says to me that, since she's out of work at the minute, we should make each other presents. I agreed and now I'm trying to figure out what to do. I don't have any notable creative talent, I'm a bassist but I haven't been in a band for like 3 years and have practiced much since then and I'm shit at writing songs anyway. I like drawing but I'm crap at it. I have a few ideas floating around in my head but can anyone think of something good I've overlooked?
Fantastic
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Tell her you want to get her pregnant. Then when she gets angry and says no, tell her it's a deal breaker and you're leaving. Then you can go to WH Smith and eat as many Kinder Eggs as you want because you aren't wasting your time on your girlfriend.
Phoenix Arrow
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Jealous Fanny? You're still my number one stranger on the internet.
Fantastic
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I don't get jealous because I get what I want. I have as many Kinder Eggs as I desire.
Ninja
14 years ago
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You have a girlfriend and you didn't write a 20,000 page epic about it in the Relationship thread?

You've changed man.
Obtuse
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 20:02 PM
Hmm.
So, my girlfriend says to me that, since she's out of work at the minute, we should make each other presents. I agreed and now I'm trying to figure out what to do. I don't have any notable creative talent, I'm a bassist but I haven't been in a band for like 3 years and have practiced much since then and I'm shit at writing songs anyway. I like drawing but I'm crap at it. I have a few ideas floating around in my head but can anyone think of something good I've overlooked?


It's Christmas. Make her a card with glue and macaroni. For good measure give her a chocolate cornflake cake as bitches lap that shit up.
bluemoon.
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Chocolate cornflake cakes are delicious.
Obtuse
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By duckeggmoon | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 23:47 PM
Chocolate cornflake cakes are delicious.


Case evidence #1.

Deleted Account #151676
I brought my wife her present from Debenhams yesterday,
http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Richard_Beale/Untitled-110.png

I also got some nice lingere from La Senza to go with it. Hopefully I've got her size right and it fits her.
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
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Just make her some origami models PA.
Dutton
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Buy something that looks handmade and take the credit.
Vercoe
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By Dutton | Permalink | On 09 December 2012 - 21:17 PM
Buy something that looks handmade and take the credit.


Just take off the "Made in China" sticker first.
Deano
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Doing secret santa in work, Haven't got a clue what to get for the lad I got. Maximum spend £5. Any ideas?
Justicar
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By Deano | Permalink | On 10 December 2012 - 19:41 PM
Doing secret santa in work, Haven't got a clue what to get for the lad I got. Maximum spend £5. Any ideas?


Mankini.
the insider
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Secret Santa last year was for someone I didn't know. I decided the best present I could possibly get for £5 was a quantity of tat.

I rocked in CEX exchange got 8 of the worse DVDs I could find for 25p a go then headed around to the charity shops buying all sorts of rubbish. He ended up with a vinyl of Barry Manilow, 8 dvds, a small map of Devon printed on a miniature plate, a pair of childrens mittens, a battery powered goldfish and the best of mariah carey on tape.

He wasn't pleased.
Hammer100
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By the insider | Permalink | On 10 December 2012 - 19:56 PM
Secret Santa last year was for someone I didn't know. I decided the best present I could possibly get for £5 was a quantity of tat.

I rocked in CEX exchange got 8 of the worse DVDs I could find for 25p a go then headed around to the charity shops buying all sorts of rubbish. He ended up with a vinyl of Barry Manilow, 8 dvds, a small map of Devon printed on a miniature plate, a pair of childrens mittens, a battery powered goldfish and the best of mariah carey on tape.

He wasn't pleased.


Ha, superb Brought me a chuckle.
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By Deano | Permalink | On 10 December 2012 - 19:41 PM
Doing secret santa in work, Haven't got a clue what to get for the lad I got. Maximum spend £5. Any ideas?

A tin of goulash.
Deleted Account #151676
I think I've now finished shopping, Just got to wrap it all up now.
Justicar
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Likewise just gotta pick something up from an Amazon locker this evening and wrap the last bits.
Jonas
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Merry Xmas everyone.

Too bad for y'all I get to open my presents tonight already.
Eric Portapotty
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Merry Christmas.
K3V0
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Happy christmas fuckers!!!
Carroll.
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By Jonas | Permalink | On 24 December 2012 - 15:35 PM
Merry Xmas everyone.

Too bad for y'all I get to open my presents tonight already.


Same here
BR.
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Have a good one people.

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