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By KEV0 | Permalink | On 10 March 2013 - 07:17 AM
For?

I was very ill for a brief period at the turn of the year and my vision was affected for some time. Doctor thought it might be brain inflammation so I've had the MRI to make sure there's no long-lasting damage.
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Great slow mo action, haha.
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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 11:18 AM
I was very ill for a brief period at the turn of the year and my vision was affected for some time. Doctor thought it might be brain inflammation so I've had the MRI to make sure there's no long-lasting damage.


Fuck that shit right off.

When I did my knee in December I had an MRI and it was painful as fuck having to keep my knee straight when I couldn't do that.

Everything okay or still waiting for results??
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By KEV0 | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 03:04 AM
Fuck that shit right off.

When I did my knee in December I had an MRI and it was painful as fuck having to keep my knee straight when I couldn't do that.

Everything okay or still waiting for results??

Yeah I had to have one on my knee last year too, they put a couple of silly seat belts on you incase you fall asleep and roll off the table, it felt more like an execution than a scan when they do them up.
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By Rick87 | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 15:21 PM
Yeah I had to have one on my knee last year too, they put a couple of silly seat belts on you incase you fall asleep and roll off the table, it felt more like an execution than a scan when they do them up.


I was able to move and stuff just my knee had been placed in this square box that they tighten on the knee and forces it straight. Now when you've a strained mcl and possible acl that hurts quite a lot. Thankfully the acl wasn't ruptured so I was happy to endure that little bit of pain for the good news!!
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I was similar. Had to keep my knee straight for half hour and it was the most painful/uncomfortable thing to do. Got told off for moving too much and making the picture blurry
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By Deano | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 20:10 PM
Last night I was chilling driving through the Australian outback and picked up a hitchhiker who turned out to be Will Smith who's jetpack had run out of fuel while being chased by Godzilla. Epic dream.


Jesus what drugs have you been on?
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By KEV0 | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 10:20 AM
Jesus what drugs have you been on?


I had some cocodamol earlier on in the day, but I don't do drugs in general
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By Deano | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 20:37 PM
I had some cocodamol earlier on in the day, but I don't do drugs in general


Must just be the stress so from the recent Everton form then.
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By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 11:03 AM
I have fucking surreal dreams. Once I dreamed that I was having a waterfight with people from my year at school by New York City.


I once dreamt that I was having a three way with whoopi goldberg and liza minelli.
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By KEV0 | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 10:57 AM
Must just be the stress so from the recent Everton form then.


Possibly.

I'm prone to fucked up dreams tho. I've killed someone trying to rob my house with a hammer, smashed his face in to bits and every blow felt like it was real, I woke scared to open my bedroom door in case it really happened. In another I got a blowjob off this old woman who works in a shop I visit on my dinner in work, while she was squatting on a bottle of lucozade.
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By Deano | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 13:27 PM
Possibly.

I'm prone to fucked up dreams tho. I've killed someone trying to rob my house with a hammer, smashed his face in to bits and every blow felt like it was real, I woke scared to open my bedroom door in case it really happened. In another I got a blowjob off this old woman who works in a shop I visit on my dinner in work, while she was squatting on a bottle of lucozade.

Sexy as fuck.
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By Rick87 | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 15:20 PM
And then you woke up covered in jizz?

Who wants some salt and vinegar?
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By Rick87 | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 15:20 PM
And then you woke up covered in jizz?

No, Lucozade
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By Rick87 | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 15:20 PM
And then you woke up covered in jizz?



Not had one of them for a long time.
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http://img.visir.is/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=XZ&Date=20130308&Category=PROFILE&ArtNo=130309122&Ref=AR&MaxW=649

Partick Thistle in an Icelandic cartoon. Can anyone help translate?
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By Deano | Permalink | On 11 March 2013 - 23:27 PM
Possibly.

I'm prone to fucked up dreams tho. I've killed someone trying to rob my house with a hammer, smashed his face in to bits and every blow felt like it was real, I woke scared to open my bedroom door in case it really happened. In another I got a blowjob off this old woman who works in a shop I visit on my dinner in work, while she was squatting on a bottle of lucozade.


I've had a dream that there was a zombie infestation but all the zombies just had the faces of my ex girlfriends that I didn't like.... Woke up the next morning and couldn't help but laugh when I thought about it.
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By smurphptfc | Permalink | On 12 March 2013 - 00:32 AM
http://img.visir.is/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=XZ&Date=20130308&Category=PROFILE&ArtNo=130309122&Ref=AR&MaxW=649

Partick Thistle in an Icelandic cartoon. Can anyone help translate?

The first guy misreads their name saying "Patrick Thistle are 1-0 down". The second guy says "Partick Thistle, Partick not Patrick".
Then the guy tries to get it right but failed. Partí means party and viski means whiskey. The rest of the words aren't really anything. The other guy shouts it at him and the first guy says he gets it now.
Then he corrects the score saying Partly Ticklish are 2 down.
The guy on the far right says "those were two good goals... Patrick."

I guess that means he was originally talking to someone called Patrick and just referred to the team as Thistle. I don't really get it. It's a shit ass newspaper comic, why are you make me translate this?
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 12 March 2013 - 01:49 AM
The first guy misreads their name saying "Patrick Thistle are 1-0 down". The second guy says "Partick Thistle, Partick not Patrick".
Then the guy tries to get it right but failed. Partí means party and viski means whiskey. The rest of the words aren't really anything. The other guy shouts it at him and the first guy says he gets it now.
Then he corrects the score saying Partly Ticklish are 2 down.
The guy on the far right says "those were two good goals... Patrick."

I guess that means he was originally talking to someone called Patrick and just referred to the team as Thistle. I don't really get it. It's a shit ass newspaper comic, why are you make me translate this?


Thanks for that.
It's mildly amusing and what I guessed it was going to be about. We get called Patrick sometimes (in-fact, our kit suppliers got the team name as Patrick Thistle on some of our merchandise) but mainly as a mistype. I think the ending is more a new guy coming into the conversation and thinking that the guy's name is Patrick due to what the two original guys were saying. Not great but pretty cool that we're in an Icelandic comic.

What's annoying is that in the second frame the guy wearing the Thistle top says "Patrick Thistle". Clearly a mistype...
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That comic strip is originally Norwegian btw, it's only translated to Icelandic.
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Why am I not surprised it's the Daily Fail that publishes an "article" like that?

Women don't look as attractive without any make-up?! Colour me shocked!

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