This Is Anfield

Well that's funny, seeing before the dive last weekend, he should have got a penalty at Norwich, should have had a penalty the week before that too. Before last weekend there was no dive from him for a few weeks, but now he dived against Stoke people are saying he dives every week. Bollocks.

I'll happily acknowledge that Suarez cheats, because he obviously does, but you'll forgive me for defending him from videos labelled 'unbelievable dive' when in my opinion it wasn't.

His reputation is never going to improve if everybody goes mental any time he does anything remotely wrong.

And do you know why he doesn't get them?

It's because he's a cheat and his reputation proceeds him. Even the penalty shout against us he's conned himself out of it because of the ridiculous way he went down.

Step forward Samed Yesil and Adam Morgan. They are both so prolific at youth level and could do a job for the time being, the youth integration has been superb so far and it would be great to continue up front.

You're arguing about the title of the video? It's from Goal.com what do you expect. Still doesn't take away from the fact that it was a disgraceful dive

Yesil looked good against West Brom in the cup, would like to see him get some more minutes now. Looks the part, but obviously he's young so don't want to rush him.

Why are bananas bent?

So the can slide both down your esophagus and up your bumhole

It's a fucking joke?

Liverpool teenager Suso is on the verge of signing a new, improved contract at Anfield.

The 18-year-old, who has broken into the first team this season, is set to complete the deal before the weekend.

"He will sign a new contract later which shows our commitment to him and shows he is very happy here," said manager Brendan Rodgers.

If anything it's saying he's got a lot of faith in him seeing we're being committed to him?

What do Leeds have to do with a discussion about Liverpool?