Transfer Rumours 2013/14

Caulker heading off to Cardiff from Spurs, supposed to be over £8.5m

Officially confirmed.

Ex-Barca youth product is probably the most overrated "story" in football right now. It's becoming what being Brazilian was 10 years ago, an easy way for shit footballers to get more hype, more cash and a better address than their talents actually justify.

Arnau Riera being a good example, bizarrely signed by Sunderland a few years back.

For anyone a fan of Doncaster, you've apparently "signed" the lad Louis from that boyband

Like YOU of all people don't know the specifics of that statement

James Pearce ‏@JamesPearceEcho 10m

#LFC have bid 25m euros for Atletico Madrid's Brazilian striker Diego Costa. Full story on Echo site shortly.

Doubt he'll join.

In all likelihood, he's got to be a Suarez replacement, surely?

If we sign Diego Costa,we're going to have the most abhorrent attacking trio in the Premiership - Suarez bites people,Aspas headbutts and elbows them and Costa throws boogers at them.Diego Costa also tried to bite Sergio Ramos' finger

When Liverpool handed out that list of banned words to their security staff recently, did that apply to the players as well as the fans?

You're not pre-emptively spending the worlds largest transfer fee, though.

It boggles the mind how we managed to beat Spurs for the last Champions League place and supposedly have £70m or more to spend, yet they're the ones spending £50m+ on two new players whilst we haven't spent a bean.

I hope to fucking God that Arsene has a couple of aces up his sleeve.

"I'm not thinking about Barca without Cesc," he told reporters. "I've talked to him, I've explained my ideas. He's one of the best in the squad, but there's also a part that he has to decide.

"If it depends on me, he'll stay, and I believe he will, so I haven't thought about who I'd sign to replace him yet."