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#366542 Newcastle Thread
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“I have done my research on the teams relegated in the last few years.
“In 2011/12 nobody that got relegated came straight back up. In 2012/13 nobody came straight back up automatically out of the three relegated.
“One (QPR) came up in the play-off and the next season (2014/15) one in the play-off (Norwich).
“After that one came up automatically (Burnley) and one (Hull) in the play-off, so it’s not easy.


Good that he's done his research. Can't half arse the excuse preparation.
#365786 2016/17 FA Cup
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WE'RE NOT PLAYING 4-4-1-1!!!!!!!
#365692 The Lower League Thread
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Big Mike giving us an additional £33m.

#365329 The Lower League Thread
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Its a weird one all told. Its an easy excuse but the performance against Wednesday was bad. Yesterday was as much the issue of nobody stepping up to get goals when Gayle was effectively muted, but the midfield was still pants going forward. But it goes back to stuff I wondered earlier in the campaign about not asserting ourselves during games. Clearly we haven't learned.

Strangely its been pointed out that at this point in 2009/10, we had 52 points and were 6 points clear of the team in third - on those two stats, its identical this time around. Only this time we're winning a shitload - more wins than anyone else in the division - but guilty of being shit when going behind, and there's also stronger competitors. Brighton are probably going to win the league, and the likes of Reading, Huddersfield and Leeds are providing a stronger challenge than I thought they would. Certainly its a stronger league than it was 7 seasons ago.


It's the tactics though. The players aren't supposed to go forward

Also seriously worried about the 'ambition' around the club - people genuinely upset about only finishing 10th now seemed to be resigned to being unable to compete with Brighton

Also reckon last time was loads harder - WBA immediately set themselves up in midtable along with us, and Nottm Forest went on a crazy winning/unbeaten streak.
#365184 The Lower League Thread
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I don't think we're as sure a bet as everyone thinks. We're winning lots of matches, but we're losing games we need to draw, and we're way too cautious in certain games. We seem unable to respond to going behind, as if we lack the something Brighton has, and our back-up options are not working. This pair of defeats to Wednesday and Blackburn is a hefty slap in the face, and the teams below us all winning is a worry. Couldn't care about the title - avoiding the fucking play-offs is the must.

We're going to have to make signings. Especially in midfield - Hayden & Colback lack creativity as a duo, Shelvey is still banned, Diame and Atsu are off to ACON, Perez isn't looking the answer, Ritchie has gone off the boil.

So. Yeah. Happy New Year.


This was all relevant when we were winning games - We were just lucky to eke them games out with no one really paying attention.

The Shelvey thing is an easy excuse - no other team has a 'creative' midfielder and goals still happen. We need pressure - which we rarely provide. No real pressing, no bombardment of the box, no one willing to beat a man - very little through balls or crosses, CM's rarely getting into the box, Wingers not holding width, and full backs never overlapping. And never any substitutions.

#364787 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Why not consider Bradley?

And are the 'Americans' even doing anything differently to what Jenkins has been doing for years?

They sold Gomis / Ayew / Williams in the summer seems to be the big problem? - but they've been doing that for years - they're luck was going to run out eventually.

Also think Monk and then last year Guidolin steered them to much higher positions than they actually 'deserved'
#364495 The Lower League Thread
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Very concerned we're shit - like 90% of the time I've seen Newcastle this season...... like yeah maybe better than Brentford but like we'd get beat 9-0 off Burnley or Boro

Isaac Hayden would be up there with the Des Hamilton's of the world if he was signed by Dalglish/Souness or someone less popular.
#364494 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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I feel damn dirty watching that.

Shame we conceded that goal in the end and missed a few chances otherwise we could have given that cunt the twatting he deserves.


Are you finally willing to admit he's good?
#363973 The Lower League Thread
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Not saying it's not the case, but why would Wolves be bothered about trying to derail Newcastle's promotion push? They're 18th, and you're gonna go up anyway, no matter what.


All Championship clubs and the FA live to hinder the Rafalution. As they are haters.
#363944 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Seemed inevitable - though leaves Palace in a much better place than where he found them

Allardyce (or whoever) should keep Palace up with ease - especially a defensive minded coach as Dann and Tomkins have looked like jokes whenever I've seen them this season. Sort them out, get Townsend and Benteke firing and they should be up by 12th with no bother.
#363688 The Lower League Thread
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From the Newcastle Evening Chronicle

There is something rank rotten about this affair: We do not know either the name of his accuser or what it is that Shelvey is alleged to have said, and it seems that Wolverhampton Wanderers will stoop to any level to try and derail Newcastle's promotion push.

The irony is that whatever Shelvey did or did not say, the fact is that he'd have been better off jumping in on the bloke with both feet and smashing his ankle. It is amazing how the FA has done sweet FA for decades about paedophile rings in football, yet something supposedly said, if indeed it was said, in the heat of the moment attracts a 5 match ban. The entire episode stinks to high heavens and reeks of hypocrisy.


This 100%

#363139 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Bring Andros home.
#362766 The Lower League Thread
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Was at the Newcastle game the weekend (mate's birthday, so went over for the game and weekend up in Newcastle). Blues were shocking, so many basic mistakes, none of the Newcastle goals were brilliant, just people standing still and not tracking their marker.

Shocking decision to sack Rowett.


That was by far the best Newcastle have played all season. - Birmingham were ropey at the back - but no worse than a lot of the 'better' sides of this division.

Thought the fans were cunty though - Sarcastic cheering like it's Steve Kean era Blackburn or something
#362198 The Lower League Thread
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Excellent performance today - best of the season by a mile - a change of tactics and on the front foot

Isaac Hayden looked like a proper footballer today, Diame with one of the most amazing first half's, Shelvey showing his genuine class, and Gayle just standing a yard out putting the ball in.

The Forest game has really got me up for this season.
#361691 The Lower League Thread
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Referee dropped this weekened too.

Poe, have you been to many away games this season?
#361564 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Pogba at RCM? Only in Bizzaro World imo.
#361520 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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It'll be OK once Pogba gets moved to LCM.
#361431 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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The Man Utd team is too weird.

Like Blind, Rojo, Darmian etc, are all weird and seem to never play in there actual positions. No actual wingers, aside from really limited Lingard? A lot of slow players.

Man Utd's squad looks like what you'd expect if you left Rodgers in charge, with a blank chequebook, and no oversight.



Much love for Conte mind, that's how you do it - play to your strengths and actually find solutions.
#361179 The Lower League Thread
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Dummett's was never a pen, Lansbury backs into him, to initiate contact. Plus the Bendtner goal was miles offside. - like a good five yards.

And also a lot of terrible decisions, like booking Gouffran and Yedlin for a minor tackle and refusing to book there players for much worse challenges. Booking Darlow for dissent, but not Lansbury. Lichaj also went down holding his head from a shoulder barge.

It was one of them performances, where tbh, it looks like the referee is trying to make a name for himself, rather than trying to officiate the game fairly.
#361164 The Lower League Thread
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Fucking hell, I haven't moaned about refs this season, and Wolves, Blackburn, Huddersfield and Fulham have deserved wins over us.

But that was a joke. Lansbury and Lichaj need lengthy bans.
#360919 2016/17 EFL Cup (League Cup!)
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Should have won last night, Gayle was rubbish and Selz was dire.

Outplayed a Premier league team for 80% of the game though which is a positive.

Comparing Benitez to Pardew is silly, though.


I'll reserve praise for Benitez for when he merits it.

If we're sitting in the top ten and playing nice football, then fair enough.
#360875 2016/17 EFL Cup (League Cup!)
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I'm definitely being harsh on Benitez - because I can't stand the 'aura' around him - it's not his fault tbf. He's basically the club's ridicolous ego incarnate. It's led to everything becoming so overhyped and overrated. People fuming because Gayle and Shelvey aren't in the England squad - and insisting Matt Ritchie is better than Townsend was. Ciaran Clark probably isn't as good as Williamson - he couldn't handle Danny Graham at all last week - but that is completely ignored as the narrative is Benitez has solved all the problems.

He's only two points ahead of Chris Hughton (who was sacked for not being good enough)

And after all the conspiracy theories about how Ashley was demanding Newcastle finish 17th every season - Benitez has just thrown away a cup tie by playing a reserve keeper in a winnable quarter final against a shite team with ten men.

It's the absolute inverse of Pardew - where people would believe the worst to try and bend reality to fit perception. He left Newcastle in ninth with a team regularly featuring Obertan, Ameobi, Williamson, Abied, Alnwick and Riviere. People still hate him. Benitez is a miracle worker for being two points clear ahead of Brighton with about 20 times the budget.




#360800 2016/17 EFL Cup (League Cup!)
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Selz is an easy scapegoat. He was bad, but Newcastle as a side looked fundamentally not good enough,

Besides I'm sure we'll see loads of criticism of Selz, but none of the cunt who played him. (He made Newcastle a football club again. He made us hope again)
#360795 2016/17 EFL Cup (League Cup!)
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Newcastle are shite.
#360339 The Lower League Thread
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As soon as I saw the team sheet, I knew we were in trouble.

Shelvey has talent but is hopeless if Colback isn't playing, Hayden doesn't know how to play centre midfield, Atsu can deliver a moment, but is otherwise fairly shite, and Ritchie is out of form and totally average.

Dummett was probably our classiest player going forward.....

Maybe I'm being unfair, but with all the hype over Benitez I see this season as a dress rehearsal for next season and we should be looking for top ten at a minimum, and we look absolute relegation fodder.
#360270 The Lower League Thread
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Nah the absolute opposite. Blackburn thoroughly outplayed Newcastle and deserved the win.


Without Colback and Gouffran we're woefully short of class.
#360000 The Lower League Thread
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I hope Newcastle fans are ready for managerial genius Owen Coyle to mastermind their downfall on Saturday.....


Can he compete with the tactics of having more money than everyone else combined?
#359803 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Feel this should be be a much bigger story than it is;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38045742

Police basically not investigating crimes - as they could ignore them instead. Really awful.
#359523 The Lower League Thread
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In four of the last six seasons, Dwight Gayle’s 13-goal haul would have been good enough to at least equal - but in three cases better - the number of strikes scored by Newcastle United’s leading marksmen in each of those campaigns.

The current Newcastle No 9 has reached the 13-goal mark after just 13 league appearances - averaging a strike every 85 minutes - and we are not even close to the midway point of the campaign yet.

True, Gayle is firing in those goals in the Championship and not the Premier League, but that should not - and does not - dilute his achievements so far this term.


Chronicle literally arguing that the PL and the Championship are equal standard.

They've even provided this helpful list of Championship goalscorers - Who all went on to light up the Premier League

Nathan Ellington (Wigan Athletic, 2004/05) - 24 goals
Marlon King (Watford, 2005/06) - 21 goals
Jamie Cureton (Colchester United, 2006/07) - 23 goals
Sylvain Ebanks-Blake (Plymouth Argyle and Wolverhampton Wanderers, 2007/08) - 23 goals
Sylvain Ebanks-Blake (Wolverhampton Wanderers, 2008/09) - 25 goals
Peter Whittingham (Cardiff City, 2009/10)/ Nicky Maynard (Bristol City, 2009/10) - 20 goals
Danny Graham (Watford, 2010/11) - 24 goals
Rickie Lambert (Southampton, 2011/12) - 27 goals
Glenn Murray (Crystal Palace, 2012/13) - 30 goals
Ross McCormack (Leeds United, 2013/14) - 28 goals
Daryl Murphy (Ipswich Town, 2014/15) - 27 goals
Andre Gray (Burnley, 2015/16) - 25 goals
Dwight Gayle (Newcastle United, 2016/17) - 13 goals*

Can't be arsed to look it up but decent chance if you remove Lambert - Shola has scored more than the rest combined.

Of you remove Gayle - Anichebe probs has more than the rest combined.
#358173 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Aye, voter turn out was poor. Take it you've seen Trump won Michigan by 10k votes and 100k voters abstained from the Presidential election?

It's hard to say. Arguably Gore has the exact same problem as HRC. Seen as a party hack insider attempting to win a third term. Which is the exact inverse of Obama, as a fresh outsider without the mainstream support of the DNC, trying to win a first term. Mittens Romney was also a terrible candidate to appeal to the poor four years ago - which will add to the swing.

The economy is also completely different as well, which is another factor, imo people were probably a lot more optimistic in 1999.

I'm hopeful Trump losing the popular vote, and winning on an extremely low voter turnout means that Trump actually has limited appeal and only a smallish number of people are fanatical about him. Compared to Brexit, were extremely high turnout, meant Britain was just racist.