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It's Burn's Night in Scotland today and traditionally you're meant to have a Burn's Supper or something. I genuinely couldn't give a shit about this. However, I'm going to take on this motherfucker of a burger.

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I wasn't being serious.

The thing about this is, although Hazard obviously shouldn't have done it, it's not as if it was a 10-year old kid. The ballboy was 17 years old and acting the cunt. If he acting like such a dick anywhere else he was going to get a kicking. If it was a 10y/o I doubt Hazard would have reacted in such a manner, as it's a mischievous kid, not a 17y/o who knew fully what he was doing. I'm not condoning what Hazard did, but the reaction some people are giving on Twitter is hilarious, as if he murdered a 4 year old or something. With his foot.

I made that point too in the case of Arsenal fans. Someone asked "What player would you like to see Arsenal sign in the transfer window?" and Cavani and Wanyama were the two players with the most votes.

Deserved it IMO

Fucking hell

Gouffran has signed.

He's been a complete flop.

Not bad. Not bad at all, Arsenal

I Love You, Man.

Schlappin' da bass.

Couldn't get my contact lenses so my optician took them out for me. He put some iodine in them to make sure there were no scratches and everything was sound. Got home and sneezed and the tissue paper looks like it's been covered in yellow highlighter fluid. It's pretty cool but I'd like it to stop soon.

Everyone has that these days.

Maybe I'll get some Focusyn and be able to study.

You mean ice.

I've never actually sat down and studied. I rarely did any homework either. I can't do it, just like I can't read books or sit and watch long films. My mind just completely drifts off and I'm left where I was before but with some stupid idea in my head. I made attempts at it but I always got distracted by something. If I was in an empty room I'd still find something far more interesting to do or think about than study. The pressure never really got to me either. There were times I was up to like 4am with an exam the next day with the intention of studying or writing an essay or whatever, but I just pissed about. In fact, I didn't even read your whole post because I got bored of it.

I wouldn't advise this method.

We've hardly had any whatsoever which is pleasing. I like snow, the novelty factor of it, but if you have anything to do it's a pain in the arse (especially if you slip, lol lmao).

Four goals in five games for Pazzini now. Getting back to his best hopefully.

Just bought the first season for £12. Already seen it but it wouldn't hurt to view it again. Means I can remember what happens, watch all the season 2 episodes I've missed and hopefully catch up with where we are in a quick enough time.

The two reporters are horrifically hairless.

I agree with it being really quiet on here. I don't come on that often but I can catch up on most things in a couple of minutes.

Just shut the fuck up with these fucking shite jokes. They're not funny the first twenty fucking times I've heard them.

It's more because they all reckon the EPL is the best league in the world by a considerable distance and cannot believe that Guardiola would want to go anywhere else bar England.

He looks stereotypically Chinese. Ironic.

Shite. Leave him with us. You don't want him.

Honestly; he's fucking great. Left-back/wing-back. Has a lot of pace, can beat a man very well, can cross when he wants to, can find a pass and is generally a very good wing-back. Defensive he's a little suspect. If you played five at the back he'd be superb. He's definitely going to play at a higher level at some point. He was probably one of our better players today, and that's saying something, because we were fucking tragic today.

Magicians with Robert Webb and David Mitchell was pretty funny. Never at any point was it hysterical laughter but there was a few giggles. I liked noticing the characters from Peep Show in it too. In a "OH! It's him from... er, that thing" kind of way.

Superbad was pretty decent.

It won't happen now that Rangers are against it.

This.

And Freddy Got Fingered.

I really liked Dredd but it's pretty much just The Raid.

I saw Knocked Up last night and thought it was really funny. Also watched Human Traffic but I've seen that a few times before. Saw Fight Club today for the first time and it was fucking brilliant.

"It's a massive risk. He's not able to play until around March and he hasn't played consistently in a very long time. The thing is, if it pays off, it's going to be massively beneficial. Say he does get fit in March, and Fiorentina are still sitting pretty in Serie A, they'll have a great player to come on and make an impact. It will be like a third transfer window for them if it pays off. It gives them another option up-front, with Jovetic and Toni* there, amongst others. He could start scoring extra goals and be the difference from no Europe to the Europa League, or even the Europa League to the Champions League. The reason they've signed him now is that someone else will get him in the summer. No-one else is willing to take that risk, and if he's fit for Villarreal and helps them gain promotion then he's going to command a much higher transfer fee.

*I think he's a longer term replacement for Toni. What he's done this season is incredible and I don't think anyone thought he was going to do anything like this, especially given his spells with Juventus and Genoa of late, but Montella has done brilliantly here to bring him back and get him scoring goals. However, I don't think he'll be able to replicate it next season, and Rossi would be an excellent succeeder to Luca."

What I wrote on another forum.

I don't understand DIE ANTWOORD but they're strangely catchy. My penis doesn't know what to think of Yo-Landi Vi$$er though.

Apparently Fiorentina have signed Giuseppe Rossi.