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#393689 2017/18 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Hahaha we're fucking rubbish.
#393460 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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Big exodus for us this Summer.

Oxlade-Chamberlain to Chelsea for £35m: Good, 6 years of shit football and thinks he's the bollocks after a decent 6 months. Cya.
Mustafi to Inter on loan with obligation to buy: If Arsene isn't happy with him and we're able to bring in someone like van Dijk I'd have no issue.
Gibbs to Watford for ~£7m: Born and bred gooner, not good enough unfortunately.
Lucas to Depor ~£14m: Didn't play because he's not named Theo Walcott

Debuchy seems to be let go on a free to Marseille later on, a lot of wages cut off the bill there. Might actually end our season with a net profit despite it being our worst season under Wenger to date. Couldn't write it.
#392586 2017/18 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Myth. Premier League pitches have been standardised this season. We've been told to shorten our pitch and narrow it to a set length and width, and the grass has to be cut to 22mm and no longer.


Spurs asked to make the pitch smaller at Wembley and it was denied
#392517 2017/18 Barclays Premier League Thread
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I really don't understand why we're so crap at Wembley. Oh well only 36 more away games to go.


The pitch is too big for constant pressing
#392347 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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Draxler has always been a rare generational talent but hasn't gone his way for multiple reasons, attitude & injuries for the most part. I'd take him for £30m no doubt, if Alexis & Mesut leave next season then trying to replace our best two players in one window is suicidal.
#392196 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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Controversial but I'd rather have him than Ozil in my team.


You don't have Benteke or Carroll anymore, so why would you want a set piece merchant? 71 players in the Prem created more chances than Sigurdsson last year. Over half of his goals and assists came from dead ball situations.

Absolutely nothing player. Everton look fucking terrible without Lukaku. At least they got Sandro.
#391858 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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Sigurdsson is a very good player. But yeah the fee is insane, although that could be said for so many transfers now.


Very good? Only at set-pieces. Average to decent in every other scenario.
#391685 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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Sigurdsson's move is absolutely fucking terrible. He's so average it's a joke. Everton pissing money up the wall; £105m for Pickford, Keane and Sigurdsson.
#391096 2017/18 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Rangers losing, Chelsea losing; what a great day to be a non-racist normal functioning member of society
#387220 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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Hart is probably worse than Adrian. He's had that steep of a decline.
#385527 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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Rudiger is a garbage player.

Fully behind Lacazette now, here's hoping he's the business. Usually really pessimistic about us but if we keep Alexis & Özil we can genuinely challenge for the title provided we get a CM
#384756 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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I wouldn't sell Giroud tbh. If we keep Alexis he's a massive asset to us off the bench, Giroud's cameos could be the difference to us possibly winning the League, worth more than the £25m on offer imo
#384723 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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113 goals in the last 4 seasons and 91 of those in the league, can't think of another striker with those kind of stats available to buy and its obviously a massive improvement on what we've already got.


10 pens in the League last season.

Don't really think he's a better striker than Giroud hopefully a much better fit for our style. That's what I'm banking on. Ornstein says the deal is close to completion and Alexis has been offered a 'big' contract from the club, but if he wants to leave then it's likely we'll try and get an acceptable offer and sell him this summer (to City) than let him go for free the next.

Same old Arsenal, 1 step forward and 2 steps back. Still think he'll stay though
#384646 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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Lacazette deal to be done by the weekend according to L'Equipe & Telegraph.

Meh. Just gotta hope Alexis stays.
#383581 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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Defoecazette ffs. Going from caviar in Mbappe to sausages
#383447 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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And having another Mane is a bad thing? No other team in the Prem bar City has that type of pace in attack, it's scary
#383327 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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Salah has been incredible in Serie A ever since he's arrived there. Salah - Firmino - Mane with Coutinho at number 8 is scary stuff
#383228 2017/18 Europa League
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hello darkness my old friend
#382871 General Election June 8th
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Let's be honest, it's time that the occupied 6 finally are given back to Ireland
#382705 Transfer Rumours 2017/18
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Pickford for £30m and Maguire for £17m. What the fuck is going on in our League?
#381983 Transfer Rumours 2016/17
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That Liverpool statement is the equivalent of being friend-zoned. Pussies
#381528 Transfer Rumours 2016/17
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That is too much for you to be a stepping stone really. 99% sure you won't sell him for more than that so that would be fairly poor business.


No-one thought Napoli would make a profit on Higuain when they bought him for ~£30m. We're pretty much guaranteed to at least break even if he joined us for ~£100m.
#381254 Transfer Rumours 2016/17
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L'Equipe reporting we've made a €100m bid for Kylian Mbappe. We'd be a very good stepping stone for him and would never stand in his way of Madrid. Assurances like that make me think we do actually have a slight chance of getting him
#381046 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Thomas Tuchel would've been top of my list to be honest. Allegri/Sarri/Jardim would've all been good appointments too. They won't be about or available once Wenger finishes this deal
#380735 2016/17 FA Cup
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GET INNNNNNN YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS

Worse season ever and we still ended up with a trophy whilst Spurs, City & Liverpool ended up with fuck all. Lovely stuff
#380594 Transfer Rumours 2016/17
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Everyone should be shit scared of City next season. They were absolutely lethal in the closing weeks in the season, only gonna get better once they sign Kyle Walker & Mendy too. Sane, Sterling, Bernardo, Gabriel Jesus as their young talent is frightening.
#380531 Kit Thread 2017/18
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liverpool's home kit is beautiful
#380476 2016/17 Barclays Premier League Thread
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Jose did what he needed to do but the EL is so underneath United. Felt quite bad watching Pogba and co celebrate like maniacs. I know it's mainly cause it gets them into the CL but still.

On a side note, United can't play the same as they did in that game and all season if they want to make an impact next season. Absolutely horrific.
#380226 Transfer Rumours 2016/17
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I was wrong about £100k p/w btw. He's gonna be on £130k p/w. Eddie Howe's transfer record is fucking terrible.
#380203 Transfer Rumours 2016/17
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£100k p/w for a 34 year old goalhanger who contributes nothing to general play and a third of his goals coming from pens.

Yeah that's fantastic business