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That Liverpool statement is the equivalent of being friend-zoned. Pussies
No-one thought Napoli would make a profit on Higuain when they bought him for ~£30m. We're pretty much guaranteed to at least break even if he joined us for ~£100m.
L'Equipe reporting we've made a €100m bid for Kylian Mbappe. We'd be a very good stepping stone for him and would never stand in his way of Madrid. Assurances like that make me think we do actually have a slight chance of getting him
Thomas Tuchel would've been top of my list to be honest. Allegri/Sarri/Jardim would've all been good appointments too. They won't be about or available once Wenger finishes this deal
GET INNNNNNN YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS
Worse season ever and we still ended up with a trophy whilst Spurs, City & Liverpool ended up with fuck all. Lovely stuff
Everyone should be shit scared of City next season. They were absolutely lethal in the closing weeks in the season, only gonna get better once they sign Kyle Walker & Mendy too. Sane, Sterling, Bernardo, Gabriel Jesus as their young talent is frighten...
liverpool's home kit is beautiful
Jose did what he needed to do but the EL is so underneath United. Felt quite bad watching Pogba and co celebrate like maniacs. I know it's mainly cause it gets them into the CL but still.
On a side note, United can't play the same as they did i...
I was wrong about £100k p/w btw. He's gonna be on £130k p/w. Eddie Howe's transfer record is fucking terrible.
£100k p/w for a 34 year old goalhanger who contributes nothing to general play and a third of his goals coming from pens.
Yeah that's fantastic business
Why anyone wants Defoe is beyond me.
He is old and shite.
Depends on the money, this is both their last chance to get a big contract and I'm not sure another club would necessarily pay more than we possibly could, especially for Özil. Both are the wrong side of 20, Alexis won't get a Summer off...
Consistently in our top 3 players who covers the most ground each game, "lazy"
Özil needs a manager who'll push him rather than pampering and he'll thrive, hence the Garth Crooks comments. But yeah the bloke is a moron.
Thought the myth of Özil being lazy died a death anyway
He's literally at the centre of everything good we do, without him (and Santi) we'd struggle to string two passes together. Consistently the player with the most touches, most passes and largest holder of possession in every game he plays in. Wo...
Xhaka is already a very good footballer. Has everything you want in a deep lying playmaker, a shame that he's now quite scared to put a foot in because of ref's booking him on reputation earlier in the season rather than what they actually see...
It's a shame that the English press will never rate Xhaka or Özil, they're brainwashing people in to never actually watch them play football
Think Mbappe has nearly scored as many CL knockout goals as Zlatan Ibrahimovic has already
Dunno whether that goes to show how good Mbappe is or how much of a big game bottler Zlatan is
Mourinho has now never won at the Emirates in the League and his team's have only scored 1 goal at the ground. His side now has also not won away against the top 6, and has failed to score a single goal in them matches
Worrying for United fans
We could finish 16th and Wenger would still be here next season, he's clearly got a job for life
Lmao we're terrible
Fury cruises past AJ
few could differ on form
Lloris
Koscielny - Alderweireld - Vertonghen
Walker - Dembele - Xhaka - Rose
Eriksen - Kane - Alexis
The Eriksen one could literally be any of him Özil or Dele. Inb4 lol's at Xhaka when they haven't seen him play
Mourinho boring us to death in another big game. There's a surprise
Juve - Atleti final imo
Ibrahimovic being out is probably gonna help them more than anything. Absolute dogshit at the knockouts in Europe but here's hoping for a Iago Aspas hat trick in the semi's
Spurs to go top when they batter us
TOTY time gents: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/395 ... name=sport
Heaton
Walker - Alderweireld - David Luiz - Alonso
Dembele - Kante
Hazard - Alli - Mane
Alexis
for me
It's funny now tbh, don't even really care anymore.
It'll be even funnier when Arsene signs the new two year deal he has on the table
Would ridicule United for it but we're paying Coquelin 75k p/w whose possibly one of the worst players in the Prem
And the draws continue
Nah, nowhere near how obsessed he is with Arsene, a man there's no real reason he should be bitter of yet he is full of envy. What a strange man.
Can't wait til he dies.
8 draws in the last 12 League games at home
"Jose's got us playing the way United should"
"Jose's got us playing the way United should"
36% possession against Middlesbrough
Robbie after seeing the third go in:
https://vine.co/v/MmOj7uzVp07
Needs to be another flag telling everyone who paid for that embarrassment are all a bunch of cunts
You'll see next season when he cruises the League
Good draw.
Would've liked Spurs as them at Wembley without Harry Kane is essentially a bye to the final
Seems as if Alexis, Özil and Oxlade-Chamberlain are all set to leave in the summer.
Somehow Wenger is going to stay and the two year contract offered to him is still sitting there, ready for him to sign.
Unbelievable.
Lewandowski there, pushing himself away from Koscielny to win the pen: https://twitter.com/GeorgieTheGoona/status/839231878225866755
Hope someone smashes a plate over these Greek refs head and gives them all brain damage the stupid cunts
He's 100% leaving. Think he'll go PSG.
The club are desperately trying to get all the negativity away from the board and Arsene at the minute but it isn't working, their fluff pieces which went to every tabloid at the exact same time (weir...
Nearly struck lucky there Kev. That was the only way Bellew was getting a win against Haye there
That my friend is €20 down the drain. Think Bellew could end up in a coma, there's no actual reason as to why Bellew stands any chance against Haye
Surely Mings and Ibra have to get retrospective bans?
Klopp's system relies on the gegenpress which is impossible to keep up unless you have a large squad which also has quality in it's depth. Liverpool have neither.
If Klopp doesn't bring in heavy reinforcements in the summer then the same t...
Anyone else starting to think the Prem with no winter break might be a stretch too far for Klopp?
United are the biggest club in England. It doesn't matter if they haven't won a title in how many years by the time Ibra leaves. They're by far the richest, they can offer the biggest wages and will always be able to attract the best player...
Why wouldn't it? It's probably the most likely high profile transfer I've ever seen. Levy would give Woodward a blowjob and Kane if he offered around £100m.
Zlatan's gone in a year or two, Kane's the logical successor
Easily if he keeps this up. It's almost certain to happen as well
Harry Kane is a fantastic player.
Don't think he suits many teams in Europe, but can definitely see United buying him for whatever it takes once Ibrahimovic leaves the club