Fantastic
14 years ago
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Locked him down to a new 2 1/2 year deal. His old one expired in 2016 so this new one does two things. First it keeps him at the club longer (duh), but second it should give his potential value a boost because club's consider contract length when making offers. Stade Reims came back with a €450k offer, which I rejected, so I don't think my €1.5m valuation is too unrealistic Obviously that would include a sell on fee for us as well.
Fantastic
14 years ago
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We are the chosen people. I live the mention of the reserve team, only because we don't have one.
Fantastic
14 years ago
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Going into the winter break we find ourselves sitting pretty in second place. There are thirteen games left and I'm feeling good. Pau FC are a team we've beaten before, that alone instills me we with confidence. More than that though I want to win this fucking thing because I need to extend my wage budget. Right now I can't re-sign any of the players I want to keep because their reasonable wage demands can not be covered by my broken wage budget.

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The board wants to see player sales to satisfy the club's deficit, but realistically that is only going to temporarily plug the gap. New owners are needed, they need to bring in better sponsorship to match the club's rise, expand the stadium and clear the current debts. As it stands the team are just bailing out water while sitting under a waterfall.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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Big up yourself.
Telegram Sam
16 years ago
3 months ago
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Those Pau cunts had it coming.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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All business, all the time. It was pretty much a lock after that Pau victory, but it's still nice to see this team being so competitive despite our financial limitations. Speaking of which, there's going to be so major questions asked of me in the off-season.

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I'm already operating well over my budget and have a number of key players whose contracts expire at the end of the season. I've done my best to try to retain most but big time boys like Savic... I'm simply unable to offer them even money equal to what I'm paying them now. This is bad news, because we're coming off the back of our third consecutive promotion, we're entering the National division which is only two away from Ligue 1. I need every ounce of quality I can get and as it stands I'm going to be buttfucked by our diabolical financial situation. I'm not an idiot, this is my fault, but I've taken this club so far and despite being inconsiderate to the club's finances I think the success outweighs the implications.

With that said, I'm very worried that I'm going to lose some big players and not be able to bring in even players who are capable of sustaining the impetus we have. My eyes are peeled for the next budget re-evaluation, if we can't lock down a €20,000pw budget then I'm going to be shit out of luck. I'll keep you posted, but it doesn't look good.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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"Hey, you know the last time we spoke about sponsorhip we were a Division d'Honneur side."

"Yeah, so what?"

"Well, now we've been promoted three times and are in the National division."

"Okay, we'll offer you €1,000pa less."

"DEAL!"

I love working with shrewd businessmen.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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As it stands this is who I'm losing. That might not seem like much, but Meunier, Savic and Mariotti comprise three of my four starting defenders. That's a heavy, heavy fucking loss. With no guarantee I'll be able to offer competitive wages to replace them I'm seriously going to have to work out a plan to see how I can move the team forward without fucking up our progress. Bad times on the Cote d'Azur.

(Not to mention Toungou and Mimouni are my first and second choice left midfielders....)
Fantastic
14 years ago
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Fantastic
14 years ago
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DOUBLE CASH MONEY
Poe
18 years ago
1 week ago
3,675
Good deal, wonder if you'll be able to extend it at the end of the season and basically keep him until he's good enough for Bordeaux.
Dan
13 years ago
1 year ago
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Nice deal for Tall! great finances now with that too!
Fantastic
14 years ago
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Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
2,496
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Real talk, remember that time I had lots of money? I spent it. I spent all of it.

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"Oh but Max, what about all the problems you gave yourself last time when you were strapped for cash. Surely you've learned your lesson now and are going to be more financially responsible?"

No. Fuck lessons, fuck learning, and fuck you. I'm the teacher, this is my business and I'm wrapping my legs around this fucking rocket because we're going straight to the fucking moon.

"What's that Max, what are you talking about?"

You heard me, bitch. I'm going for four in a row. I'm rolling the dice and I'm going to break the bank. Monaco is just around the corner and I can taste the champagne and waxed pussy in the cool sea air.

"But Max, what happens if you roll snake eyes?"

I piss on your snake eyes. I roll sevens, every fucking day baby. Now fuck off.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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Normally I don't really care what's going on in foreign leagues, but this is some weird shit:

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Inter got fucking relegated... how? They had to get rid of all of their players, made €121m out of it too. Very, very fucking strange.
Telegram Sam
16 years ago
3 months ago
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Real talk, remember that time I had lots of money? I spent it. I spent all of it.

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"Oh but Max, what about all the problems you gave yourself last time when you were strapped for cash. Surely you've learned your lesson now and are going to be more financially responsible?"

No. Fuck lessons, fuck learning, and fuck you. I'm the teacher, this is my business and I'm wrapping my legs around this fucking rocket because we're going straight to the fucking moon.

"What's that Max, what are you talking about?"

You heard me, bitch. I'm going for four in a row. I'm rolling the dice and I'm going to break the bank. Monaco is just around the corner and I can taste the champagne and waxed pussy in the cool sea air.

"But Max, what happens if you roll snake eyes?"

I piss on your snake eyes. I roll sevens, every fucking day baby. Now fuck off.

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Bravo.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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I signed a guy called Poisson, just because I could. That's baller.
Poe
18 years ago
1 week ago
3,675
You should bring in Olivier Bernard. I feel he'd add something to your team.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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Best I can do at short notice.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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That's pretty big time. Christophe Tall is leading the club with 14 goals in 17 games. It's going to be a sad time when he leaves, but there's no way we'd be in second place without his transfer money.

I'm feeling pretty good. The league is tight, but we're going into games and I'm finding myself getting annoyed purely by missing sitters. That's a good position to be in. If we can get into Ligue 2 then we can really start to revamp the squad and start building. If we don't go up we've got maybe half a season of cash left over and then it'll be back to square one and then I'll have hit the bottle hard. Or my wife, if I had one.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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I'm internationally renowned for hating domestic cups. They waste time cause injuries and lead nowhere unless you're a top flight club. With that said, you have to play them until you lose (and I've been known to throw cup games) so any time you beat a team two divisions above you it's cause for celebration.

Yay.

Now all that exuberance is out of the way I can go back to my day job, dominating green rectangles.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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This is big time. I put all my cash on the line, and I won. I won big. Next season this shit French club is going to be in Ligue 2. All of this is thanks to Christophe Tall. His sale allowed us to swell the ranks with quality, not to mention he absolutely dominated the league from start to finish.

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Look at the motherfucker. He's glorious and he would have been a fucking monster at the next level. With that said he's got a bright future at Bordeaux. I keep forgetting, he's 17, he made his debut for the club at age 14.

The real trick now is finding someone to replace him. I need 20 goals a season and it's going to be difficult to replace him. Long summer, but unlike last season there's opportunity in the air.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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Who doesn't love good news.
Dan
13 years ago
1 year ago
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Unbelievable! Fantastic work chap!
Johno
18 years ago
12 hours ago
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Tall Hope you do find someone for his replacement.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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2017/18

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This season the board thinks a mid-table finish would be our lowest expectation. And you know what... I agree with them. The step up from the National to Ligue 2 is a bit of a leap and there are some decent teams in there that we can not match. My job is, through a war of attrition, to build a side that can get us to the next step. I think players like Costa and Ramos are definitely of the calibre I need, as is Assad. However our defence needs work and I think I need to do some scouting to find a big time player who can be at the club for a while. It's early days, the bullshit of the lower leagues is done, now it's time to get professional and start becoming a wrecking crew.
Poe
18 years ago
1 week ago
3,675
That striker looks decent, stupid name though so you should probably sell him.
Fantastic
14 years ago
8 months ago
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That striker looks decent, stupid name though so you should probably sell him.

Your advice up until now has been pretty solid... I don't know. Is this a good idea?
Poe
18 years ago
1 week ago
3,675
No self respecting club would have someone with the name Hakim on their ranks, that's all I'm saying.

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