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By Franck | Permalink | On 02 October 2012 - 01:01 AM

I wouldn't be caught dead on a scooter.

Besides the obvious fact that I'm a grown man and not a 15-year-old jacked up on hormones, I prefer to be dry and not soaking wet right down to the bone when I go places.

But the ladies would be wet when you rev your wasp engine. Right?

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02 Oct 2012 08:57:11

I think someone has tried to hack my bank account...

Ringing the bank to get shit sorted luckily I'm skint at the moment but it's pay day on Friday.

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02 Oct 2012 13:53:40

Wear a helmet, they said. It'll be grand, they said

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02 Oct 2012 14:28:59

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02 Oct 2012 15:30:50

The joy of anal sex with a goat. Hello lovefilm.

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02 Oct 2012 15:32:55

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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 02 October 2012 - 14:53 PM

Wear a helmet, they said. It'll be grand, they said

Irish sports are fucking brutal.

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 02 October 2012 - 17:15 PM

One of your better posts.

Telegram Sam

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03 Oct 2012 02:05:41

Whenever I read a post from KM, I think of Alex Jones.

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03 Oct 2012 13:33:21

I wondered if someone here could help me. I got sent a logo for these singers and need it with a transparent logo so i can put it in a video promo but im useless with Photoshop. Anyone out there have some spare time to help me out?

Any help would be appreciated.

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03 Oct 2012 13:37:38

Send it. Will do it if it's simple.

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By Carlito | Permalink | On 03 October 2012 - 14:33 PM

I wondered if someone here could help me. I got sent a logo for these singers and need it with a transparent logo so i can put it in a video promo but im useless with Photoshop. Anyone out there have some spare time to help me out?

Any help would be appreciated.

Is it a PSD with the layers or just a flat image?

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03 Oct 2012 13:40:34

Brace yourselves, here comes Torri with a school related question!
I am supposed to make a project about something related to Renaissance in the world for History of Culture, and I cannot pick between Spanish Renaissance, English Renaissance and the city of Florence. Which one?

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03 Oct 2012 13:46:56

By Matt | Permalink | On 03 October 2012 - 14:37 PM

Send it. Will do it if it's simple.

By King Luis | Permalink | On 03 October 2012 - 14:37 PM

Is it a PSD with the layers or just a flat image?

Just a flat image. Just sent a PM to you Matt. Thanks guys.

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03 Oct 2012 15:09:41

By Torri | Permalink | On 03 October 2012 - 14:40 PM

Brace yourselves, here comes Torri with a school related question!
I am supposed to make a project about something related to Renaissance in the world for History of Culture, and I cannot pick between Spanish Renaissance, English Renaissance and the city of Florence. Which one?

Florence is the original, the others are merely cheap copycats.

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03 Oct 2012 15:31:42

By Torri | Permalink | On 03 October 2012 - 14:40 PM

Brace yourselves, here comes Torri with a school related question!
I am supposed to make a project about something related to Renaissance in the world for History of Culture, and I cannot pick between Spanish Renaissance, English Renaissance and the city of Florence. Which one?

The English renaissance, Because it is English and hence the only one that matters.

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03 Oct 2012 16:07:58

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tbh

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03 Oct 2012 16:56:35

That tool that is running for the senate of Missouri is at it again.

It is no big surprise that we fight the terrorists because they are fundamentally un-American, and yet we have terrorists in our own culture called abortionists. One of the good pieces of news why we are winning this war is because there are not enough heartless doctors being graduated from medical schools. There is a real shortage of abortionists. Who wants to be at the very bottom of the food chain of medical profession? And what sort of places do these bottom-of-the-food-chain doctors work in? Places that are really a pit. You find that along with the culture of death go all kinds of other law-breaking: not following good sanitary procedure, giving abortions to women who are not actually pregnant, cheating on taxes, all these kinds of things, misuse of anesthetics so that people die or almost die.

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03 Oct 2012 17:16:01

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VP.

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03 Oct 2012 17:35:19

Just walked out of my job at the helium balloon factory, there's no way im being spoken to like that again!

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03 Oct 2012 17:39:56

By VP. | Permalink | On 03 October 2012 - 18:35 PM

Just walked out of my job at the helium balloon factory, there's no way im being spoken to like that again!

Your jokes haven't got any better I see.

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03 Oct 2012 17:58:07

By Nicklas Bendtner | Permalink | On 03 October 2012 - 18:39 PM

Your jokes haven't got any better I see.

How about his one

My mate asked if can he put a tea-bag in my mouth and pour boiling water in, what's he think im some sort of mug?

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03 Oct 2012 18:05:58

By Rick87 | Permalink | On 03 October 2012 - 16:31 PM

The English renaissance, Because it is English and hence the only one that matters.

English Renaissance one part, Shakespeare the second.

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03 Oct 2012 21:09:14

By Torri | Permalink | On 03 October 2012 - 19:05 PM

English Renaissance one part, Shakespeare the second.

PM'ed you a link to a short article I wrote on Shakespeare and the Italian Renaissance. Might be of use to you somehow?!

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By VP. | Permalink | On 03 October 2012 - 18:58 PM

How about his one

My mate asked if can he put a tea-bag in my mouth and pour boiling water in, what's he think im some sort of mug?

Franck

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03 Oct 2012 21:49:33

Hmm, seems to be a pretty decent selection of Volvo 850's of varying conditions about for £600-1200. I think I might be getting myself a car after all.

For that kind of money I could probably break the car down into spare parts and make a profit if anything that couldn't be fixed cheaply decides to break.

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04 Oct 2012 07:31:09

I love the idea that you have the motivation to break the car down and then systematically sell off each part, patiently waiting as the customer comes to you: the number one Volvo spare part dealer in Gothenburg.

Cling tight to that notion, because it is fantasy.