The Night Thread Mk. IX

What are you cunts all doing nowadays?

I don't post on here as much as I used to. Only people I have a vague idea about are Deano via his Facebook page and I usually argue with Abbott once or twice a week about Arsenal/ Liverpool on Twitter.

Someone I know told me there friend pretended to be mental to get out of NS, always hope.

Apparently it was so he could join a group on WOW or something, but it's means he's has to register as a disabled person and can't get a good job.

Well someone's also ruined it for us all by boasting about it online.

Would be much harder to pretend after the revelations, I'd probably have to be a legitimate nutcase to get away.

Or I could break a leg, might need to ask Kevo for advice there.

Never having broken a leg I'm of no use to you bud

Well you did fuck up your leg real bad, same thing really.

I'll be moving to near Plymouth next year (so quite literally from one end of the country to the other!), so I'll have to give you a shout when I go to one of the games.

Ring of Fire & Ice

Chase The Ace (invented by me)

But the best, and quickest, and most amazingest way to get drunk is...

The 'U' drinking game, drink every time 'You' is said




I know tons of drinking games so gis a shout if you need more

Yeah true I suppose.

Just get a dumbbell weight and smash your hand up if you really want to get out of NS

EDIT: Got that idea from Dream Team btw. There was a player who smashed his hand up so he didn't have to play as he was shite and the club sponsor was forcing the manager to play him.

Knowing fuck all about drinking games, Ring of Fire involves a deck of cards right?

Yeah then whatever card you pull tells you who drinks

Who drinks? It's how long you drink isn't it? Maybe I'm thinking of our version which is Ring of Fire combined with Fire & Ice. You say Fire(red) or Ice(black), if you get a card with the correct colour, you pick someone to drink for the number of the card in seconds multiplied by the "level" you took the card from. You get it wrong, you drink

Yeah yours is different to the one I play.

Where are you from Slash? Even my Northern housemate is familiar with our ring of fire definition.

When's the football final?

And do you have a stream?

Great game so far