The Night Thread Mk. IX

Ah sweet, do it man. Why are you moving to Plymouth, uni?

Oh, and I hope you can stand the accent down this part of the world!

Nah, joining the Royal Navy.

Might be able to meet a nice lady from Cavan

Nah, joining the Royal Navy.

I lived in Yorkshire while at Uni, so I've had to put up with worse accents.

I already know tons of nice ladies from Cavan. The fact that it's Kilkenny and Tipperary that means it will just be unbearable culchies

Birds from Tipp aren't to bad from experience.

Was at a wedding last year in Thurles, some fine birds there and dead sound!!

To be fair Kevo, you'd fuck owt.

Soooo, looks like I'm about to become a dad.

See I told you, should've given her the pearl necklace.

What?

Soooo, looks like I'm about to become a dad.

You're like the equivalent of a dog doing a shit then eating it because its hungry!

I'm not like you pal, I've standards

Yep, low as fuck ones #archbishopofbanterbury

Getting conscripted tomorrow, so this'll probably be the last night in the outside world for the next couple of weeks.

So quit complaining that Nick Griffin is racist, and be grateful you won't have to waste 2 years while a woman of the same age is well into her university course.