The Night Thread Mk. IX

Random question, but got a little problem with the new laptop. When I press a key on the keyboard, the notepad will stop working, is that a setting or is it a limitation with laptops?

Just finished work. What an absolute MESS.

I work in Currys/PC World call center, Knowhow. The phone lines have been on and off all day, been having customers complain at me about not being able to place an order over the fucking phone, lazy bastards should have gone and bought it in the shop.

Black Friday was a ball ache, on an average day i take roughly 600 calls, on Friday i took 2,781. Saturday not much better, took 1,946. Today was brilliant though, only took 129, because of the phone lines

Also earnt a bonus of £170 for this month on Friday. I call it a success \o/

Also the website showing the queue was absolute bollocks, never once on Friday in the call center did anybody get that message, clearly artificial like someone above said, its to make people rush to buy things then cos they think 177,000 people waiting will mean products will sell out fast.

Currys/PC World made a killing though tbf, i sold 126,000 worth of stuff in my 2,781 calls, and there are 130 people on the sales floor.

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports" )

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering".

Just had a read about it. It'll surely just drive UK based producers out of the country?

And why is female ejaculation banned? How odd.

Wasn't all of that stuff banned from sale in the UK already though?

Smoking's bad, mmmmmmmkay

My granddad had to do jury duty maybe 4 months back. Obviously he couldn't tell us what it was about but it went on for about 2 weeks then got thrown out of court! He was a bit annoyed to say the least. The bloke was guilty as well, only problem is the police fucked up the evidence.

You are allowed to speak of the matter after the trial has finished.

Mine was a rape case on three counts, bloke was found not guilty on all three!