The Night Thread Mk. IX

PA strikes me as a Derek or Charles for some reason....

Queens going to be busy with the new years honours by the looks of things Someone pointed out on twitter about Kelly Holmes being made a dame back in '05 after the Olympics, must have been abit easier back then. She won 2 gold medals and all which is amazing but if the same rule applied now you'd have no end of knighthoods

Anybody else have trouble getting on the site so far today?

Yep couldn't get on for a fair while hey.

Yes.

Supports Interactive...? Scene war now!


/nostalgia.

Son of Jimmy?!

Though I'm not sure why he's comparing me to a dead paedo but ok.

Have you ever worked for the BBC?

Not to the best of my knowledge.

You disgust me.

Working on a Sunday should be illegal...

No it shouldn't.

Oh it should...

I disagree with Sunday trading restrictions, given how most retail workers wouldn't mind working longer hours on Sunday given that they're mostly paid by the hour.

It makes things alot harder for people like myself who do merchandising though, most of my big moves in store happen on Sunday because of the extra time we have to do them. If Sunday trading restrictions were got rid of it would be a nightmare doing it.

I reckon shops would find ways around it. It's highly improbable that a large store like a Tesco Extra could remain open indefinitely, but I reckon that they could be open for longer than 6 hours between 9am and 6pm on Sundays.

Yeah they'd find a way around it but personally it'd be a nightmare, and whilst employers have to pay sunday premiums it wouldn't be something companies would be open to i dont think. We were open till 8 on Sundays when the Olympics were on and they basically just made the Sunday overtime spread across the whole day which lead to people having to que

Or you could just go to church you godless heathens.

I'm a consumerist, my church is the shopping centre.

Ha, as if, I'm the worst consumer ever, I'm way too much of a cheapskate, except when it comes to alcohol and junk food.

I really cannot be fucked with New Year.

Ditto

Had a weird weekend. Went to Guildford on Friday and broke that place apart. Some very tight bitches up there. Then we drove to Oxford and tortured some dirt in a hotel. Then I ended up in Chipping Norton today and had a drink with Ross Kemp. Baller.

You were in Chipping Norton and you didn't punch Jeremy Clarkson in the face?

You've changed, man.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=425423560858449

I could have gone in Kate Moss's swimming pool, my friend knows the code to her gate.

I also learnt that Harry Styles from One Direction is actually gay and is currently fucking/being fucked by Nick Grimshaw. The whole Taylor Swift thing is a lie.

I trust you so I'm going to go ahead and take all of that as gospel.

Yeah. All of that sounds legit.

I did a cursory search for "harry styles nick grimshaw" on google. There's a fuck load of photos of them together, Not only that but Russell Howard has an article where he talks about how he finds it odd that a 28 year old and an 18 year old are best friends. When you put it like that, it makes sense. Although I would have thought they were both bottoms. Although because they're famous they would at least be power bottoms.

As for the Kate Moss thing... I didn't bother to find out. The guy who told me that also told me once to come to a house party at four in the morning because some chick was DTF. I got there, pulled the moves and then it transpired she was on her period. I offered to take her up the arse but she declined. I've never fully trusted him since.

Yea, so apparently mine is Dribbling Cum... Shoot me now.