The Night Thread Mk. IX

I've seen #RIPLarryShippers trending most of the day, one quick look online told me some One Direction fans committed suicide after a documentary about their fans last night.

Is this true or not? It all sounds completely fucked up.

I've had the forum at 90% zoom for months

Doctors remove fork from penis of 70 year old Australian man

Just goes to show, unprotected forking is bad for you, stick to spooning.

Public procurement has to be the dumbest process anyone has ever thought up.

Doing a great job? Well fuck you, these other guys say they'll do even better for much less.

Doctors remove fork from penis of 70 year old Australian man

Just goes to show, unprotected forking is bad for you, stick to spooning.

If procurement policy was based on value-for-money, compared to "who will do it cheapest", then the Daily Mail mob would scream socialism.

Someone tell me what Godalming is like

Rent wise I have no idea, i'd estimate at about £150pw in a flat, but I have no straight idea. As for food, beer, cigarettes, clothes... it's going to be near enough the same price as London. Are you going to the college there?

I spent some time working in Chertsey, which is also in Surrey, and if you can avoid it then don't commute from London to Surrey. Guildford isn't that far away, maybe 30-35 minutes on the train, but it's the sheer organisation of getting there that's annoying. To Chertsey I was waking up at half six in the morning to be out of the house by seven so I could be at Putney for 7:30 so I could get the 7:41 to Chertsey so I could be at work for 8:45. Only commute from the countryside into London if you have kids and need the space of a real house.