DNZY - Comments

@bigmattb28 - I remember throwing away a similar lead with Valletta way back in the day, think we'll have enough. More than likely moving on tbh, we'll see.

@b0nb0n - European journey was fun, but there was no way we were getting past Lazio.

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YOUTH INTAKE



I weep for the future of Skonto if this is the best we can recruit...however there is one stand out of the hoi polloi whom may develop a future at the club.



Vitalijs Kolinko - D(C) - youth intake

Stats aren't too handsome on the eye at the moment, the HMT stats needing a good bit of shaping. A plus side, his mental stats are fairly passable already; courageous, sharp decision maker, picks his position well. Needs a lot more development to become a first team candidate but immediate tutoring will get him on the right track.

VIRSLIGA

MATCHDAY 24



I'd like to think I've put the foundations in place for Gulbene being a properly challenging team to beat as of late. Ruslans Gutkovskis caught us with our pants down yet again in what was a dire half of football to go in at halftime trailing. Bit of hairdryer treatment transformed us into a new side after the restart and overwhelmed Gulbene into submission. Frimpong & Savinovs tucked home easy finishes before Guntars Rimkus gatecrashed with what seemed like a late equaliser. Mensah and Straume had other ideas from off the bench. Can almost taste the copper coated Virsliga trophy.

MATCHDAY 25





Job done. Mind you, Liepaja were the first side to dominate us in ages. Could only muster four shots on goal, but at least made one count as Savinovs found a pocket of space at the back stick to tap in from Zigajevs' cross. Champagne poised to be left on ice when a late penalty for Liepaja almost scuppered our moment, but Halvitovs guessed correctly to save Ikaunieks' penalty. Champions of Latvia once again!

MATCHDAY 26



With the pressure lifted, we enjoyed an open, free flowing game of football with RTU. To their credit RTU took a surprise lead when we let our guard down, however Frimpong chalked it off immediately with a penalty and instantly followed up with a second. Kwaku Boakye made a welcome return to the scoresheet also with a sumptuous free kick delivery to kill them off. RTU made a daring fight of it in the last five to squeeze it back to 3-2, but our defence tightened up to prevent further breaches.



Two more games to reach thirty, the lad has been a machine.

MATCHDAY 27



Yeah, yeah, whatever mate. Jammy winner in injury time and celebrating like they've won the league? Sad state of affairs for this underperforming Spartaks team. The long pitch at Slokas Stadium always makes it difficult to play our normal intricate style, resorting us to play everything direct. Alvars Rozkovs drilled a low beauty that perhaps could have been prevented by the outstretched Halvitovs to send us in behind at the break. Frimpong clocked his thirtieth in some style to restore parity. Draw would have been fair, but Daniils Purins did us so dirty with a 94th minute winner on a counter attack.





God damn, there goes man's career. Shocking injury which he'll struggle massively to recover from. Thoughts and prayers in the comments guys x

MATCHDAY 28





Season concluded with a late goalfest against a timid Jelgava side who settled for the relegation playoff spot. Frimpong knocked in goal number 31, Straume the unsung hero took his tally into double figures and Otankis sealed a fourth for good measure. We bid an emotional farewell to our number 8 and boyhood Skonto fan Pavels Nosiks, subbing him off in the 88th minute to a crescendo of applause. Lifted the trophy at the end of the game to complete a wonderful season at this club.

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Frimpong tore things up towards the end with five in five for the Ghanaian striker. Only one defeat in our final twelve games, and could have finished with eight straight wins if it weren't for the clumsy Spartaks defeat. Nevertheless, everything fell into place like an early Christmas gift.

FINAL LEAGUE TABLE





All three Baltic relics captured, this may be on par with the emphatic Infonet season of 2048. 65 goals, 18 conceded, +47 GD and a twelve point gap between us and a Ventspils side who never in truth caused us any problems other than that one defeat. I'm more satisfied at the 18 point real estate ahead of those loathed Spartaks, they had a stinker and only just pipped Gulbene to a Europa League spot. Babite went down on the final day, not that surprising in honesty but held things together to the final day.



Does this count as a treble? The Skonto U19s were also successful in earning the Under 19s league accolade.

@HockeyBhoy - High praise, thanks for the support! Think we'll have what it takes but stranger things have happened..

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VIRSLIGA

MATCHDAY 18



Gambled with a 3-4-3 to blow RTU away early but wasn't as straightforward as the scoreline suggests. RTU's piss poor finishing contributed to us running away with it on the counter attack. Tukris and Straume had us coasting before Grigorovs gave us a bit of a wobble as the end game loomed. Frederick Mensah came on for a disappointing Frimpong to add some shine to the victory, scoring and contributing to Straume's second. Really good prep for Spartaks next.

MATCHDAY 19



Spartaks may have had the last laugh here but 10 points ahead of them in the league? I think we know who's laughing at who. Controlled the lion's share of possession throughout the first half and rewarded with Savinovs bundling in Frimpong's cross to scab the lead before half time. The visitors were so tame and got fortunate with their late equaliser, failing to clear their free kick properly before sub Sonmanis scored with their only shot on target. Inconvenient, but not a disaster.

MATCHDAY 20



SUPER SUB STRAUME TO THE RESCUE! Can't say we deserved it, we played like absolute dogpiss on the wet sewage fields of Gulbene. Home side exerted a lot more of the confident plays, especially Ruslan Gutkovskis who made our defence look like damp sponges to convert a shock brace, leaving us all out of ideas...or were we? Straume and Savinovs on, immediate impact from the pair who linked in for a glimmer of hope. With Gutkovskis missing a sitter and a hat-trick, Fergie time loomed and with a scrappy free kick in a sea of bodies in the box, Straume only goes and drive it low into the corner. Atonement for a shoddy display.

MATCHDAY 21



Not at our best, but I'm happy to get these banana skin fixtures out of the way. James Frimpong entered the 50 goal club for Skonto with a composed finish in what was frankly the only worthwhile highlight of a mediocre game of football. The sending off for Agayev made the second half a lot easier to hold the ball.



The defence is built solidly around him to be fair, but credit to the lad.

MATCHDAY 22



The routine win over Babite came around again. Took us a frustrating amount of time to get the juices flowing, Frimpong finally breaking their futile resistance. A sharp Dmitijs Otankis doubled affairs and assisting triple trouble with Frimpong now close to reaching 30 goals for the season. Up next, a massive six pointer to make or break our season.



Boakye is a massive loss for the Ventspils game.

MATCHDAY 23



Lads, stay calm but it might be coming home! Boakye out, teenager Zigajevs in, onto the scoresheet within 9 minutes to get the adrenaline pumping, humiliated the keeper at his near post too. Game bubbled into almost a classic end to end, Halvitovs making a vital save to deny Deniss Turkovs who you may remember scoring the winner in our last meeting. Wasted no time after the restart with Pavels Nosiks lining up a traditional long ranger to deceive Ventspils' keeper and roll in. Cool as cucumbers for the remainder with the satisfaction of seeing Haciyev slouch down the tunnel at the end. Title is definitely ours to lose now!

UEFA EUROPA LEAGUE

THIRD QUALIFYING ROUND





European run ended, however not with a bludgeoning as previously feared. Looked toothless in Italy, very little creative influence as Lazio happily made us chase the game. They hit the bar twice before Nosiks got dispossessed in the middle to which a counter ensued - Franco Rodriguez with the only goal. Even the sending off of Vespasiani didn't help matters. Back at our place, we had the 'nothing to lose' attitude and started really brightly with Savinovs rattling the white beam just two minutes in. Once Lazio calibrated, normal service resumed; grabbing the dreaded away goal as the half hour approached. Amazingly we were awarded a penalty on the stroke of half time, however Abdul Osman should never have been on spot kick duty - terrible execution and an easy save. It was certainly fun while it lasted.

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Despite the backpain of European games in the middle of the season, we held it together marvelously with four wins from six. Vladimirs Straume's late double against Gulbene looked to have sparked inspiration and collect a triad of wins and valuable points to cash in. The 2-0 result over Ventspils, worth its weight in gold.

LEAGUE TABLE



Ventspils look to have given up the ghost and handed the Virsliga trophy on a platter, tripping up twice to leave an imposing 11 point gap at the top with only five to play. Still have to travel to Spartaks one final time, but unless we have a nuclear meltdown, its a fair assessment to be extremely confident of our chances.

TRANSFERS

OUT





The man who has woven golden threads for us this season departs to Romania at the end of the campaign as Chindia swooped in for the kill. Tried to offer a new contract but was adamant to leave. Can't fault him really, still have utmost respect for his contributions.

VIRSLIGA

MATCHDAY 15



Babite continue to be Babshite. James Frimpong continued his rampant goalscoring record with another brace in between a close range header from Ostrovskis and Savinovs dealing the final blow. Despite the visitors going down to ten men, their only shot on target conveniently slipped in from former Gulbene flop Janis Dobrecovs. It was always a guaranteed three points.

MATCHDAY 16





A win here would send us 10 points clear, instead it gets slashed to 4 with a costly defeat to chasing Ventspils. After a frenetic start from us, the side in yellow caught us off-guard with Deniss Turkovs 1-2ing with Gladilins before placing in the top corner. Gladilins almost put a nail in the affair only to be denied by the upright but our wasteful antics and a response that lacked conviction, we fade to our second defeat of the campaign.

MATCHDAY 17



With Europa League games and cup ties lying betwixt a league fixture, I feared Liepāja would look fresher on the day to give us trouble. Far from it. James Frimpong was a man on a mission again, timing his run perfectly to tap in a Savinovs cross and a quickfire second from the spot before a quarter of an hour elapsed and could and should have netted a hat-trick. Took a more conservative second half approach to settle the score.

LATVIJAS KAUSS

THIRD ROUND DRAW



Straight back into the Latvian Cup cycle with the weirdly spread out schedule in the Baltic nations. Non league fodder to get thing rolling again.

THIRD ROUND



Nothing major with a rotated selection. Always looked in control, despite a penalty being the deciding factor with Abdul Owusu calmly stepping up. The red card for Miku further confirmed their exit from the competition.

QUARTER FINAL DRAW



We do battle with FK Ventspils in the quarter finals...in nine months time. Ridiculous system, sort it out Latvia.

UEFA EUROPA LEAGUE

FIRST QUALIFYING ROUND DRAW



Blessed with the draw. Lowest seeded out of our group and not far to travel with neighbouring Estonian club Maardu.

FIRST QUALIFYING ROUND




Smooth as you like, Maardu simply weren't up for the challenge as we comfortably advanced to the next round. First leg left a little to be desired frankly, for all our dominance Otankis grabbed the only goal before getting injured later on. Risked playing a second string as the Ventspils league game was on the horizon and worked to my advantage. Vladimirs Tukris and Frederick Mensah totting up our away goals and the rest was plain sailing.



Fresh injury concerns leaves us with only two natural strikers now. All up to Frimpong now.

SECOND QUALIFYING ROUND DRAW



Fehérvár FC aka MOL Vidi aka Videoton certainly will be a tougher test in the next phase.

SECOND QUALIFYING ROUND




No matter what name this club go by these days, we'll be named as their giantkillers. A late, late flourish in the first leg; Frimpong and Mensah both hitting the Hungarians on the break and finished divinely to bring two away goals back to our fortress. Second leg understandably proved a tough test, Halvitovs having much more to do and pulled off a superb save onto the post to keep the tie in our favour. A second yellow saw László Szabó sent off for Vidi, setting the stage for a three goal aggregate lead; Pavels Nosiks with the help of a wicked deflection ensured a famous European victory for the Latvians.

THIRD QUALIFYING ROUND DRAW



Welp, it was fun while it lasted. We'll need more than thoughts and prayers to overthrow the 1998 finalists.

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Almost a 100% month if not for the taxing defeat to Ventspils. Couldn't really single anyone out a star performer, everyone has contributed like a well oiled machine. Do feel we're a little wasteful and desperate at times but thats a minor criticism on a wider scale of things.

LEAGUE TABLE



Firmly top of the pops. Huge shoutout to Gulbene on beating Ventspils straight after our defeat to them for sweet vindication. Seven points clear, nine clear of Spartaks who seem to be having an indifferent season for the better. Eleven games to go, looking like ours to lose.

VIRSLIGA

MATCHDAY 12





I really struggle to grasp how RTU made it into the top division with the amount of schoolboy errors they produce. Janis Savinovs probably scored the easiest goal of his career to tap into an empty net on the counter and James Frimpong also recaptured his best form with two well taken strikes. The perfect motivation for our next match, facing Spartaks but that'll have to be put on hold as we venture into a two week international break. Note the 75% win ratio since taking charge.





Excellent news of two of our defenders breaking into the international scene. 17 year old Sergejs Brils impressing at right back got the Latvia call up, while unsurprisingly Kharaishvili represented Georgia. Like a proud father right now.

MATCHDAY 13



WHO ARE YA?! WHO ARE YA?! Chucked Spartaks straight in the bin and increase our lead at the top. Alvars Rozkovs was lucky not to snap Savinovs' leg in two and earned a deserved red to soften the scum to wash it away. I swear their pitch is as long as a cricket field, meaning we were left to utilize some 'direct foreplay' until we finally put it in. Otankis came off the bench to silence my criticism of him last month, connecting beautifully with a lofted pass by Nosiks and finished like a true professional. Au revoir, le merde rouge.





Fancy that, both our right backs ruled out for the Jelgava game.

MATCHDAY 14



Avenged our 2-0 loss to Jelgava and anted up. They still looked rather cumbersome and forced Halvitovs into a double save in a first half we struggled in. Came out like a brand new team on the flipside, who knew dead ball plays were the key to victory? Frimpong belted in another brace in between a rare goal from a rare starter in Dmitrijs Nerugals who complained about first team football, keep it up lad and you might sneak into the full XI.



Eyes on the prize.

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Three games, three wins, seven goals, zero conceded. I'd go out on a limb to say that's a strong month. Frimpong pumping in the goals again, defenders keeping opposition strikers in a vacuum, but one man has been the instrumental heartbeat of the side - Pavels Nosiks. Three or four clubs scouting with serious interest.



Ah yes, the distress signal I was waiting on...

LEAGUE TABLE *

* Last time with this I promise. Still lead the way, moving onto 35 points. Ventspils move second on 29, Gulbene still hanging in there ahead of Spartaks for third spot (26).

VIRSLIGA

MATCHDAY 7





Classic Football Manager. Strike down the best team in the land, then lose our winning run to the winless bottom club (yes, they even lost to Babite for Christ's sake). This was even after Jelgava missed an early penalty that ended up in the car park. Didn't learn our lesson and Jelgava punished us in either half with some awfully slack defending that would even make Arsenal cringe at times. Home side deserved the win, we severely underestimated them.

MATCHDAY 8



Good, but not good enough against the league whipping boys. Sure Frimpong has now scored four in both affairs with Babite and already broken into double figures, but I think we really lacked interest in the second half, embarrassingly conceding twice to their trash strikers. Sixteen shots on target, five half chances, six clear cut...still left the ground dissatisfied. On to the next one.

MATCHDAY 9



The bare minimum rewards three massive points. Pavels Nosiks really is the golden boy in central midfield these days, not only for his assists but isn't afraid to take risks and was demonstrated by dribbling past two and finishing well at Mazalovic's near post. It's no wonder clubs from Greece and Ukraine are scouting him. Game as a whole didn't make for much action in the wet, breezy conditions, and Ventspils made life difficult for them with a straight red to cap off their afternoon.

MATCHDAY 10



Not ideal. Skurjats is still at Gulbene and had a busy time blocking us out. With numerous chances not taken, Gulbene smashed and grabbed a fortunate own goal Ostrovskis could do nothing about. The response was swift as Janis Savinovs cut into some space on the left to beat the advancing Skurjats. The visitors nearly snatched it at the death if not for Ostrovskis' vital redeeming interception to happily concede a corner instead. Another case of underestimation.

MATCHDAY 11



I'd rather have sat at home watching Love Island. Good grief what an awful game.

LATVIJAS KAUSS

SEMI FINAL, SECOND LEG (AWAY)



No complacency here, RTU tried their best but didn't leave a single dent. The likely suspects of Savinovs and Frimpong carefully grew our aggregate lead and topped off with a welcome maiden goal by our VVD figure at centre back, Kharaishvili. 7-1 over the two legs, we're ready to contest the second piece of silverware up for grabs.

FINAL DRAW



Repeat of the Winter Cup final, no doubt Liepāja are eager to plot revenge.

FINAL



Two from two?



RESULTS OVERVIEW



Our fast pacesetting caught up with us, only winning two of our five league games this month. Can't even blame it on the cup final defeat either. Frimpong was hot and cold, Boakye also inconsistent, Otankis brutal this month but Pavels Nosiks really been the stand out grabbing 7.0+ ratings continuously. A far cry compared to the last two months.

LEAGUE TABLE *

Same issue as before (see previous post). We still lead with 26 points, Gulbene surprising many in second place (20 pts) and Ventspils third (20 pts). Spartaks having a shocker.

Damn, that sucks. The Vanarama leagues are ruthless when it comes to promotion. Keep it up for next season though.

@Dan - It's not a domestic cup so no new nation unlocked, but still glad to lift a trophy for a change!

@bcsaulJ - Certainly beats the relegation with Batumi!

@b0nb0n - Glad you're still here enjoying it mate, I've had trouble posting updates recently due to personal life but will aim to bring them more regularly this week!

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TRANSFERS

OUT



Nothing major, just a couple of youngsters being daycared by RFS and of course I owe Gulbene a favour of loaning one 2* CA player after leaving them without warning.

IN



Kept it simple this window, landing a truly stunning player who I scouted while at Batumi. Reminiscent of a certain someone.



Irakli Kharaishvili - D(C) - £6.5k from Rustavi

Feast your eyes on this guy. The mentals at only 20 are more than adequate for this standard of football. Yeah sure his heading isn't the best, but can use that 15 strength to outmuscle for those aerial duels. Definitely shades of a certain Northern Irish legend in this save. A Conor McParland 2.0, I'm calling it.



The odds have slightly tweaked for the better, now putting us 13-4 behind Spartaks who are the obvious favourites. Those six point affairs may be crucial throughout the season.

VIRSLIGA

MATCHDAY 1



Not a bad way to kick things off against Bab(sh)ite. Boakye getting us off the mark with a slick free kick, followed up by an own goal and Roman Tukris bringing a half volley to the first half goalfest. The game however belonged to James Frimpong; four goals in ten and a half minutes completely broke their spirits and settle with a fine 7-0 thrashing to start the season off with a bang.

MATCHDAY 2



Our first encounter with one of "the big two" so to say went quite smoothly. Dmitrijs Otankis doesn't do the whole shooting with the side of the foot malarkey, he likes to cut in from the left and put his laces behind it which sourced our opening goal. Pavels Nosiks is also a breath of fresh air with his intricate through balls but this time used his noggin to power us further in front. Got a little cocky towards the end, with help from the assistant's flag to rule out a potential Ventspils comeback. Solid start.

MATCHDAY 3



Bittersweet result against my former employers. Although the big win, it didn't reflect how Gulbene made us work for it. Otankis cut in from the tightest of angles before a sublime solo effort from Frimpong doubled our half time advantage. Gulbene proceeded to collapse like a deck of cards on a windy day with Nosiks and substitute Straume to continue our impressive start.

MATCHDAY 4



Liepāja are a tough nut to crack and by virtue of a defensive error, we just about found a hairline crack in their watertight system. Liepāja commanded the first half like they were the home side, forcing Halvitovs into two fine saves to end the half blank. Credit to Vladimirs Straume for a sensational direct pass from our own box, looping over their centre back's head onto the chasing Boateng who finished like his veins were ice cold. Job became that bit easier and the big Ghanaian made sure of victory with a quickfire second. Four from four.

MATCHDAY 5



Two subs made the difference in a frustrating affair with a rubbish RTU. Speaking of rubbish, our attacks were like cake without sponge and with an early injury to Frimpong it was not going well. On came Savinovs and our ace in the hole at the moment, Vladimirs Straume. Straume broke skin being on the field for two minutes to prevent me blowing a blood vessel on the sidelines. One became two with a delicious cross from Nosiks to the unmarked Savinovs to preserve our 100% start to the campaign.



Our next match is against Spartaks, timed to absolute perfection...but nothing a little pain-killing injection can't cure.



Wait, what? Seems like Frimpong isn't going to take one for the team. What a pussy.

MATCHDAY 6



Turns out we didn't need him, recording a huge 'schadenfreude' win over Spartaks. This was a very weird paced game with both sides making very unusual mistakes, twists, turns and everything in between so I'll try to give a (somewhat) brief synopsis accompanied by the highlights:

- Spartaks counter with three on one, Nosiks intercepts with a backwards header but Halvitovs is in la-la land and failed to notice Dick (a former signing of mine at Renova) pouncing onto it to make it 1-0.
- We concede a penalty, however Halvitovs redeems himself with an important save.
- Otankis wrestles with three defenders and somehow sticks one in the top corner to equalise.
- One of the most bizarre own goals I've encountered puts us 2-1 ahead (Straume somehow gets credit)
- Pavels Nosiks brings us sweet, sweet revenge for my Gulbene frustrations with a wonderful solo goal

The End.

https://streamable.com/wqe78



Red hot.

LATVIJAS KAUSS

QUARTER FINAL



Our largely rotated side nearly humbled by a non-league side. Owusu and Straume digging deep to overturn their early opener.

SEMI FINAL DRAW



Best case scenario, RTU should be easy pickings over two legs.

SEMI FINAL, FIRST LEG (HOME)



Easy pickings indeed with a luxurious advantage to take away to Keizarmezhs. Frederick Mensah finally delivered some goals, partnering superbly with Boakye to seal an impressive hat-trick while Savinovs grabbed the other. A cheap goal given away to RTU but thankfully away goals rule doesn't apply in this competition. Another cup final imminent.

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Yep, those Batumi blues are long gone from memory and replaced with a long line of green. What a stunning start to life back in Latvia with eight successive wins (nine if you count the Winter Cup final). Frimpong, Boakye and Nosiks are some golden assets but our defence deserve a lot of credit too, only conceded three in those eight games. Kharaishvilli worth every penny so far.

LEAGUE TABLE *

* I explained this before during my Gulbene days, I've forgotten that the Latvian diacritics in-game are affecting my screenshots, whenever I screenshot the league table month by month it just overwrites the file. Anyways we're top on 18 points, Ventspils second and Spartaks third with 10 points each. Eight point gap already.

It's a pretty sad sight to see my beloved Yeovil down in the 6th tier. Anyways best of luck with Enfield!

@bigmattb28 - Forgot to acknowledge your comment! Yeah Batumi's relegation wasn't ideal, but I think when I got relegated with Zeta everything turned around. Hope this'll be a similar case!

@davysrfc - I would like to complete the three Baltic nations for sure, Skonto may be my best hope!

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VIRSLIGAS WINTER CUP

GROUP DRAW - GROUP A



First time being in the 'A' group of teams. I feel it'll come down to the Spartaks game to see who'll make it to the final. Quite confident of taking down RTU while Ventspils can always throw a curveball or two.

MATCHDAY 1



Did I really say they'd throw us a curveball? We were over Ventspils like a rash for the entire game. Boakye kicked things off with a confident finish at the keepers near post, also providing centre back Ostrovskis a header from his whipped corner to double the lead. A little careless towards the end of the half allowed Ventspils a brief moment of hope, however James Frimpong had other ideas with a quick brace to mark my opening game with a big win.

MATCHDAY 2



Similar situation here, outclassing RTU all ends up. Dmitrijs Otankis is a natural striker who will struggle to land that position in this team, the solution was to retrain him as a left inside forward and it's already showing promising signs after bagging one in either half. I wouldn't get ahead of myself here though, RTU's concentration levels at times would given a dead rodent a run for its money.


MATCHDAY 3



Spartaks' long pitch is extremely awkward, probably why they've built so much success of late. Their 4-3-3 hoofball gimmick wasn't going to outsmart our solid backline. Our attacks weren't much better and this game faded into a drole stalemate. Was it enough to win the group?

FINAL GROUP TABLE



Indeed it was! Spartaks somehow failed to struggled to draw with RTU while we were kicking lumps out of Ventspils. Three Winter Cup finals in three attempts, yet still haven't lifted the trophy. Will it be third time lucky?

FINAL DRAW



FK Liepāja are never easy to judge, probably the team I would have liked to avoid. Nevertheless, should be an interesting showdown.

WINTER CUP FINAL

After digesting the bitter pill of relegation for the second time in my career (I’m now officially par with Harry Redknapp), attention turns back to Latvia for another shot at the prize. A club who no longer function but still alive in game, FC Skonto Riga become my next challenge. Brought to life in 1991 as Forums-Skonto during Latvia’s breakaway from the Soviet Union, the club’s short quarter century existence told quite the story – from a golden legacy left smeared and scrutinized by ongoing financial difficulties. Skonto are still to the day the most successful Latvian club with fifteen leagues, eight cups and the last club to win the Baltic Cup before the competition folded. Speaking of folding, Skonto were left like an origami swan by the end of 2016; dished out point deductions, league licensing issues and even unpaid staff before eventually dissolving in December 2016 due to bankruptcy. Despite leaving behind some remnants with another Latvian club RTU FC, the club effectively died out after failing to apply for the 2019 1. Līga potentially due to financial reasons as well. The club played in red, quite the poetic symbolism for their bloodshed death.




Being the largest of the capital cities from the three Baltic states with 633,000 inhabitants, Riga is a cultural and historical domain lying on the mouth of the Daugava river that flows into parts of Russia and Belarus. Renowned for it’s ‘Art Nouveau’ architecture and cobblestone pathways, Riga has been the Latvian historical centre since the 13th century and was recognised as European Capital of Culture for 2014. The old town has been a UNESCO World Heritage Site since 1997 with the stunning landmarks of Rātslaukums (town hall square) and Melngalvju nams (House of the Blackheads) dominating the eyescape. Melngalvju nams required rebuilding towards the end of the eighties and nineties after total destruction from Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia during WWII.



It’s very ironic how a stadium which beared your very name is now being used by a completely different team. That is the case for Skonto Stadium (Skonto stadions) which had opened in 2000 during the height of Skonto’s ever growing success. It has now become the second largest stadium in the city after the Daugava Stadium upgraded to a UEFA Cat 4 in 2018, but it still boasts a capacity of 9,500 and had been a home for the national team up to the afformentioned year. Many music concerts were also held here including Aerosmith and Metallica to exceed the capacity almost four fold. The grass surface is now the home stadium for Riga FC after Skonto’s bankruptcy in late 2016.



Life was vast and glorious for Skonto between 1992 and 2004, going as far as breaking a UEFA record for the most consecutive domestic leagues with a whopping thirteen Virslīga titles to their name. We all know the cliché superstition about the number 13, the beginning of the end for the club’s success and they’d only last another 13 years in existence. Another defunct club FK Liepājas Metalurgs broke the chain in 2005, claiming the league 13 points ahead of Skonto…coincidence or fate? The brick red outfit would only go on to win the league once more in 2010 just ahead of Ventspils but would reach no higher than second thereafter. Not only are they still the most successful league club to grace Latvia they’ve also accumulated the most Latvijas kauss’ with eight, the last of those in 2012 with a penalty shootout victory over Liepājas Metalurgs. Plagued in financial turmoil, Skonto were demoted to the 1.liga in 2015 with an eight point deduction and despite a midtable finish, they weren’t able to recover and their crown had well and truly fallen. Skonto faced some big names when in Europe; beaten by Inter Milan and Barcelona in second qualifying rounds of the Champions League, but went furthest in 1999-2000 reaching the 3QR against an Abramovich-less Chelsea. Despite a 0-0 draw in Riga, they fell to a 3-0 defeat at Stamford Bridge.

FM ERA

VIRSLĪGA



LATVIJAS KAUSS



Skonto lately have dabbled towards the top spots in the Latvian top flight, securing their first taste of Virslīga success in 47 years after a rare Spartaks collapse in 2057. Top three finishes five years running further persuaded me to take the job (not that there were any others worth my valuable time). Beaten Latvian cup finalists last yeah to (surprise surprise) those C-words over in Jurmala, though they did claim it twice in a row in 2049 and 2050. They also finished runners up in the Virslīga Winter Cup in 2050 somehow being pipped by RTU in 2057. Let's hope I can add a little more success to this once golden team.

SQUAD



Ooft, Ghanaians and the Latvian leagues go together like strawberries and cream. Two exceptional strikers, one classy winger and a solid left back all from the 'Black Star' nation practically put the domestic talent to shame. Sadly foreigner rules in Latvia are incredibly stingy, allowing only five in the 18 man selection so it'll be the case of dropping a striker as the others are streets ahead in their natural positions. Little concerned about the below average quality in the goalkeeper department but every chance to delve into the transfer market for that. Encouraging that the majority of the squad are into their prime years already.

KEY PLAYER: Kwaku Boakye - M(R)/AM(R)



Despite his name sounding like someone talking with their mouth full of food, this speedy right winger could be our ticket to the top. Don't be fooled by his lack of goals and his stats at face value, this boy assisted 14 times last season in the league alone. I know Latvian football isn't the pinnacle of quality, but utilising his pace on the right will be a left back's nightmare. Hoping to get his stats up with the better level of coaching at my disposal.

EXPECTATIONS



Won't be easily to topple Spartaks and the board acknowledge the fact which is probably why they only want us to pose somewhat of a threat to the top of the league this season, fair enough. Final of the Latvian cup is doable as I'm already in the quarter finals against some non-league side. Winter Cup isn't a domestic cup so won't count for anything, but might use it as good prep to roadtest some systems. Also did the board take a scissors to my original budgets? They ringfenced £65k for transfers? What gives?

Nation: Latvia
Media Prediction (Odds): 2nd/8 (7-2)
Expectations: Challenge for league
Pros: Strong team in the division. Recent winners for the Virsliga. Already in Europe for next season. Good quality in attackers and wingers.
Cons: Average transfer/wage budgets. Already reached foreign player quota. Lack of goalkeeping quality. Having to face those regal pricks Spartaks again.

RESULT

@HockeyBhoy - What hurts is that we definitely had a quality team to stay up but they persistently let me down.

@Eric Portapotty - Probably best to move on, either that or springboard back next season.

@Dan - Only the second relegation I've had in this save, but yeah definitely not ideal!

@tongey - Not many jobs going at the minute but we'll wait and see!

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UMAGLESI LIGA

MATCHDAY 35



With nothing to play for we aimed to go out in a blaze of glory, in reality that's wishful thinking. Guy Ngah continued his run of scoring against us and really should have had their lead extended but Jishkariani pulled off a top save from a Tskhinvali penalty. With all his striking woes of late, Khutsishvilli turned in a really nice finish to level it up but can barely count as a compliment given how we've sunk into the quicksand. Barely deserved the point to be honest.

MATCHDAY 36



Dead rubber, dead atmosphere, dead season, gruesome defeat. Bye bye Batumi.

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Thus ends our torrential season, going the last 7 without a win. Boy was I oblivious to the dumpster fire fumes burning from the start of my tenure.

FINAL LEAGUE TABLE



At least the final day had drama as eight times league winners Dila were the other casualty to go down with us. Chikhura choked on the final day to allow Dinamo Tblisi to retain their crown.




Not sacked yet, but lets try manipulate them anyways to try beg me to stay.



...well that was unexpected...am I going to stay on?

UMAGLESI LIGA

MATCHDAY 32





So many things going wrong at present. Erol Gedik has been a liability since his arrival and has the temerity to skip hop and jump out on the lash. To make matters worse we collapsed in a winnable game, leading early through a Glazkov own goal. We've had belters scored against us in the past, but Mahmutovic's strike from 25 yards might have been the best of the lot as it flew over the flatfooted Khoklov into the top corner. Lack of concentration and concise positioning allowed Chikhura to overturn the deficit and hold out. Games are running out to turn this ship around.

MATCHDAY 33





Red hot Saburtalo giving us some red hot action. The cheek of the media to call me old too, then again watching this Batumi side fail perpetually has probably reduced my life expectancy by ten years. Evgeny Khokhlov was a shambles in net, absolutely garbage at coming out for set pieces that led to two of three goals and the other one sourced by a sloppy goal kick to the opposition. Fluffed an easy chance in the eighth minute also which could have made this an entirely different ball game. We are absolutely F'd.





Speaks for itself.



I mean I'd give more of a shit if Süleymanov stuck the ball in the back of a net lately. We're absolutely goosed either way.

MATCHDAY 34



Defeat here and it sends us down...



NOT OVER YET! Both sides fought well, end to end thriller throughout but draw was probably a fair result. Dropped Khokhlov in favour of 20 year old backup Gela Jishkariani and the young lad did well...apart from letting in a soft goal to nudge Dila in front. Other than that he kept us in it with crucial saves. What a time for Tanchyk to return from injury, heading in Gromov's cross from the right, just when we were already planning for life in the second tier next year. Dila nearly killed our little moment late on but commendably held on for one last, unlikely roll of the dice.

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Confidence dragging across the floor at present, we're not in the right frame of mind to pluck wins out of the blue, highlighted by this month alone. I'll admit Chikhura are title challengers and Saburtalo were on a hot winning streak but we were predicted to finish top three. The Dila result a slight improvement but we're clutching to our final straw.

LEAGUE TABLE



Mathematically safe heading into our must win game which lies on a Sunday on the first of December and, er...wait...hang on a minute...

Do it.

@tongey - Exceptional read, you're putting my save to shame. MLS is a notoriously difficult league to win but well done on it, also your work with Den Haag. Great stuff!

@Eric Portapotty - Silver linings don't come easy in Georgia, this has been a total circus for Batumi.

@Dan - I'm hoping I won't choke this. Knowing me, I've already probably cursed us.

@tongey - This is more like nuclear diarrhea time let me tell you.

@bcsaulJ - Ten cup finals indeed, shame we suck at cup finals these days.

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UMAGLESI LIGA

MATCHDAY 27



Felt the Tskhinvali win would have given us a platform to build upon. Instead our efforts came up short in a narrow defeat to Zugdidi, a cracking strike by Zolotarenko outside the area being the difference. This after Pavel Mitin was presented with a glorious chance to nudge us ahead only two minutes earlier, the post got the better of him.

MATCHDAY 28



Gargantuan win here, quite possibly our best performance this season. Dinamo's four game winning run didn't exactly show, despite a crack at the woodwork and a one on one saved by Khokhlov, they looked pretty pedestrian, you wouldn't think they're top of the league. Mitin in Mitin fashion had a handful of key efforts muffled by the Tbilisi goalkeeper. Took a late free kick from Kraschenko to stamp authority on the game and my word it was beautifully struck. Would have been happy with a point, very few complaints about taking the biscuit.

MATCHDAY 29



I quote "Nealon should be sacked". Shame his diddy team Sioni barely threatened us with their shoot on sight mentality, not a single clear cut chance created. Davit Lomidze easily could have marked the day with a hat-trick, but was the difference maker nonetheless with a fierce strike to almost take the net off it's hinges. Poetic justice if I've ever seen it.

MATCHDAY 30





Torpedo may have got lucky last game, this on the other hand was no fluke. Couldn't even register a half chance all game, let alone anything clear cut. Two carelessly conceded penalties and a strong counter attack pestled us into the ground and could've ended with half a dozen. Really discouraging with only a handful of games left to play. To make matters worse, our creative beacon of late Tanchyk is unlikely to feature in the final run in.

MATCHDAY 31



Well, ain't that just a kick in the nads to end off this month? So wasteful as per when at most times we were restricting the opposition to long range efforts. Funnily enough that was the source of their opener, Ushakov's belter ensuring a half time lead for the travellers. Hope was not all lost, Lomidze is a ray of light in these murky days and grabbed the equaliser that we thought earned us a point. Wrong. Sweaty, sweaty goal from Grigol Abesadze latching onto Ushakov's low cross to sweep home in injury time. Will that be a goal to condemn us to the drop?

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Was looking oh so fine before the two defeats towards the end of October. Lomidze compensating for our striking woes of late, just seems so hopeless at times to motivate these boys. Tanchyk's injury won't help matters as we enter the final five games to seal our fate.

LEAGUE TABLE



Total chaos down at the bottom. It'll take just one win to sneak out of the relegation zone but how many times have we said that now? We've been rock bottom for the longest time and with confidence running low, I fear a second relegation in the journey looming. Praying RNG dishes out some good luck.

Steady start, great win over TNS.

@Eric Portapotty - It's a 36 game season.

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YOUTH INTAKE



Been a while since I've looked through a youth intake, sadly Batumi's wasn't really something to write home about. Couple of average defenders, a versatile attacking midfielder and a goalkeeper at the top of the potential list. Overall, nothing special.



In other news, our loanee Erol Gedik wanted to emulate the lavish Neymar lifestyle for a day. Shame he's a nobody doing f*ck all on the pitch when called upon.

UMAGLESI LIGA

MATCHDAY 23



All went horribly wrong against league chasing Chikhura. Fourth choice Brazilian striker Toni used his target man specialties to head in a whipped cross in a first half he looked to take charge of. That was until a penalty before the break turned the overall tide. Gocha Tevzadze clinically took us apart in the second half to leave an uphill task for us, while we went on to miss four more clear cut chances. This is why we're stuck in a relegation fight.

MATCHDAY 24



I reiterate - THIS IS WHY WE ARE IN THE DROPZONE. As far as striking performances go, this was just insulting. 14 shots, 1 on target...that came in the 84th minute when they fell down to ten men. Saburtalo bided their time and showed quality is better than quantity, 100% on target ratio and their liquid football going forward earned them a tap in on the stroke of half time. Felt like I due a stroke myself after watching this.

MATCHDAY 25





Two words; BULL. SHIT. I can turn a blind eye to one stonewall penalty appeal, but TWO is inept refereeing or a brown envelope situation. To their credit, Dila's opening goal was unstoppable from Klontsak, looping the ball into the top left corner to take a supposedly deserved lead. Didn't take long before a bit of 'Dila-dallying' allowed Khutsishvilli to plant a sumptuous cross to Süleymanov who headed in nicely. Ironically enough our concentration lapsed after the kickoff as substitute Äliyev tipped the scales back in Dila's favour. Khutsishvilli turned provider again, this time for Pavel Mitin to tapped in for a

MATCHDAY 26







Is that right now? I deserve to be sacked? Look closer to home buddy (Sioni have lost four of their last five). Mind you we were clenching towards the end, blowing our 3-0 advantage with a penalty from Mitin, a first for improving central defender Yury Skvortsov and Süleymanov dusting them off. Instead of taking them to the cleaners with half a dozen clear cut chances, instead we became cocky - Guy Ngah punishing us again and assisted Iakovenko to test our metal. Three points will do, no matter how or where they come from.



And there goes our only competent left back for the guts of the EOS run in.

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Still not good enough in my opinion. Bottling the Samtredia and Saburtalo games to being robbed in broad daylight to Dila doesn't fill me with joy, I'll be honest. The very least was to get that important win over Tshkinvali, and even then we made that into a chore. A dry month for Khutsishvilli but did get a number of assists which I'm content with, but frankly our squad definitely has the quality to stay afloat yet I'm just not seeing it.

LEAGUE TABLE



Somehow we're still rooted to the foot of the league, now a three point margin to escape. Thankfully that sh*t-talking cockwobble's Sioni side have been sucked into the maelstrom. Lots of points to play for with our last ten games, it's do or die from here on in.

That's such a heartbreaking end of season run in to lose by a single point. Still outstanding work getting them to a Europa League knockout.

Yikes, the Latinos seems to be struggling harder here than trying to reach the US border. I'd question if you're wasting time in the Cayman Islands. Better jobs are out there.

Ah, fellow Dubliner. Very interesting pick of team, hope it goes well!

@Eric Portapotty - Starting to think I should avoid Gibraltar altogether, just doesn't fit my playing style. Hopefully Batumi are a shred better than Lincoln.

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UMAGLESI LIGA

MATCHDAY 19



Thrown into the deep end against the defending champs. Never threatened, only looked like playing possum while Tbilisi had their own way. Panchenko coolly finishing at Khoklov's near post and that was only a taster. Corners continue to be the bane of my existence, two unmarked headers in either half killed off any ounce of determination left to muster an even playing field.

MATCHDAY 20



Bit of a hyperbolic headline to say we were lucky against a wasteful Sioni side. The plaudits belonged to Khutsishivilli with two fine curling strikes, one of which from a free kick as Sioni's front three looked very low on confidence. The fantastically named Arquimedes was anything but mathematical for the home side, falling to pieces every time he got into the box. That said, a 25 yard free kick by Gogoberishvili had us sweating heading into the final yards. Well earned three points in the end.

MATCHDAY 21



A magnificent comeback with two Puskas quality hits turned into a one way ticket to the reserves for central defender Viktor Ilyin. At fault for one of the two clangers we let in in the first twenty minutes and then completely defensively AWOL from a route one ball to let Kutaisi immediately strike back after vigorously bringing the game back to 2-2. Tanchyk and Krashenko's goals were things of beauty, worthy of rewards. The moment it went 3-2, deflation wasn't even the word. Devastated.

https://streamable.com/zohlf

Some context to describe my feelings.

MATCHDAY 22



The pain of the last defeat washed away by a stunning victory away to leaders Samtredia. Going behind is standard for us nowadays but the bombarding response was serendipitous; Lezhava thankful to latch onto a fumbled free kick followed by Süleymanov instantly flipping the scoreline. This had all the signs of becoming a golden vault game, especially when Samtredia squandered a penalty one minute, then a fortunate own goal in the next highlight drew the game level. Poised at 2-2 and breaking into thirty shots on goal, we absolutely deserved the winner from tight angle specialist Sandro Khutsishvilli and leaving the home faithful in stunned silence. Some game.

DAVIT KIPIANI CUP

THIRD ROUND



Sod it, didn't really want to win this cup anyways...3-2 seems to be our favourite scoreline of late, especially when we choke hard. Twice ahead, twice shoddily pegged back, the game ebbed and flowed every which way against the runaway leaders of the Pirveli Liga. Magomed Rogachev was an odious mosquito looking to bite and bit hard at the worst possible time, beating the offside trap to tuck it under Khokhlov as extra time loomed. I'm miffed, but at least the concentration swings firmly back on the league.

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Momentum is all over the place, sinusoidally jumping from win to defeat with nothing in between. While I like the fact we can hit the back of the net, our defence cannot hold concentration for ninety minutes. Khutsishvilli in hot form as well as Tanchyk who is starting to get the creative juices flowing. But yeah, critical our defence buck up their ideas sooner rather than later.

LEAGUE TABLE



We'd be out of the bottom three if it weren't for that scarring loss to Torpedo Kutaisi, alas we remain bottom but only a point adrift. Realistically can't see us reaching higher than sixth despite my quixotic promises to the board about potentially finishing top half.

@bcsaulJ - Not sure what it is about Gibraltar to be honest, somehow my style just doesn't fit in that league.

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TRANSFERS

OUT



There he goes...our best part of the central midfield trio, heading off to warm some benches with Russian top flight outfit Ufa. Met 80% of his minimum release fee clause anyways so shamelessly cashed in.

IN



Kostyantyn Tanchyk - M(C) - unattached free agent

A former liability at Shakhtar no less, not an immediate starter but can improve by the bucketloads. Could be the lad to thread through the eye of the needle with strong vision and passing, not to mention an ice cool first touch. Might be the Aldi brand Giorgiobiani for now, but could certainly surprise.



Erol Gedik - AM(R) - season long loan from Ingolstadt

Finally bringing some width to the party. I love a good springboard deal with our parent club Ingolstadt, German raised but Turkish blood so will feel right at home in Georgia. Stealthily quick on the right and can double up as a striker despite his finishing levels on the wrong side of double figures. It'll look out of place in a 4-3-3 but gives us an option to switch up the game.

UMAGLESI LIGA

MATCHDAY 16



Positive performance imbalanced by a negative scoreline. Good sense of where the goal was but failed to make it bulge. Giorgiobiani stood out and came closest to breaking through for us, denied well by Dila's keeper. A smash and grab goal when Yury Orlov snuck in behind to thunder home off the underside of the bar to take the game home with the last quarter left.



Just a friendly reminder of what I signed up for.

MATCHDAY 17



Kuchukidze you donkey! We underestimated the bottom club as our strong first half wasn't mirrored in the second. Faffed around in their box and wouldn't you know it they lob it up the other end to which Ngah finished smartly first time. Giorgiobiani's last moments at the club were glorious to rescue us from the trenches (or so we thought) with a long range strike. The red card was a prelude to disaster as the resulting free kick ended with Ngah banking a brace. Leaves us bottom now, brilliant.

MATCHDAY 18



Props to the deserved man of the match Evgeny Khokhlov between the sticks, magnificent clean sheet in a tense spectacle. Sandro Khutsishvilli got the ball rolling with a finish from the tightest of angles in what was a pretty dominant half. Zugdidi upped the ante thereafter where Khokhlov morphed into a de Gea figure; thwarted two sitters AND saved a penalty - quite the shift. With all the visitors' persistence, we had the final guffaw with a penalty of our own. Pavel Mitin made no mistake. First win on the board!

DAVIT KIPIANI CUP

SECOND ROUND



Quite the fanfare for my opening game in charge...only the seven away from home then? Child's play. Ignoring their non-league status, we obliterated them within 34 minutes - Vüsal Süleymanov carrying the team to a 0-5 HT advantage. Kraschenko, Mitin and Khutsishvilli also offered their services in front of goal as Rustavi looked like fish out of water. It annoys me that we conceded but nice to be charitable in times of need.

THIRD ROUND DRAW



Not the easiest draw, Lokomotiv Tblisi may be in the Pirveli league but are almost ahead by twenty points and in steam locomotive-like form. Worth the risk of derailing our concentration from the league?

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Far from my greatest month, one league win, one cup win, two defeats. Certainly see a lot of promise in this team, however it concerns me how our start game is far more prominent than our end game where we run flush out of ideas by the final whistle. The sale of Giorgiobiani is a massive risk in the short term. Lets hope things pick up.

LEAGUE TABLE



The Tshkinvali defeat leaves us bottom on head to head, really disappointed to choke that. Still a good bit to go with plenty of time to bridge the gap to safety.

@HockeyBhoy - Thank you my man, enjoying your Edinburgh City save too. We'll see what the future holds!

@AndrewW - Glad to hear you're converted to the mature footballing game. Definitely start your own story, need some more good reads on here!

@bigmattb28 - Here's hoping!

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SQUAD



Yeah, I wasn't kidding about too many strikers. How can a team creatively function with six central midfielders, six strikers and yet only one wide player? Lots of position retraining might be mandatory otherwise it'll be a 4-3-3 all the way. Still scratching my head about how a team of this quality is lying in the bottom two - player power? Good quality loanees from mainstream Ukrainian sides with a mixture of organic Georgians certainly fill me with hope of turning this ship around.

KEY PLAYER: Tornike Turmanadze - M(C)



Supposedly the visionary midfield metronome, yet only has four assists to his track record this season. This guy could walk into any Georgian top flight side but his torrid run of form is severely letting him down. Look at all that green in his role, needs to squeeze the pips of his peaking 28 year old potential.

CURRENT SEASON



Jeez, where did it all go wrong from the opening two victories? Winless in thirteen, self proclaimed draw specialists and seem to start strong but finish incredibly weak. They lie in 9th place ahead of bottom side Tshkinvali, two points from safety but only eight away from third. Looking forward to sinking my teeth into the Georgian leagues.

@b0nb0n - Yeah, Gibraltar hasn't been a strong point for me on this save. May avoid it going forward.

@Dan - You saw nothing.

@bigmattb28 - High praise my man, glad to be the recipient! Really appreciate it!

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Nation: Macedonia
Media Prediction (Odds): 2nd/10 (4-1)
Current Position: 6th
Expectations: European qualification
Pros: Four league titles in five years. Only a couple of points off European spots. Solid quality in squad.
Cons: In too deep to fight back for the title. Out of Macedonian Cup. 12 foreign players when the league only allows 8. Budgets weak for a team of their calibre. Lacking in wide players.


RESULT:






Nation: Kosovo
Media Prediction (Odds): 2nd/12 (11-4)
Current Position: 6th
Expectations: Around top of the table
Pros: Won Kosovo league since leaving. Squad depth in numbers.
Cons: Very bad history in previous stint. Knocked out of Kosovo cup. Won't get higher than third realistically. Quarter of a million in the red. Only five points off dropzone.

RESULT:






Nation: Kosovo
Media Prediction (Odds): 8th/12 (150-1)
Current Position: 11th
Expectations: Safely avoid relegation
Pros: Only a point off safety. Many different goalscorers and not reliant on one. Decent budgets for all things considered.
Cons: Woeful season trying to battle relegation. Six defeats in last eight. No title in nine seasons. Number of players in thirties.

RESULT:






Nation: Georgia
Media Prediction (Odds): 3rd/10 (13-2)
Current Position: 9th
Expectations: Midtable
Pros: Predicted for Europe and only eight points away from spots. Expectations very manageable with quality of squad. Third tier side five years ago and on upward trajectory. Minted wage budget to flex about. Intrigued to work in Georgia.
Cons: Terrible run with no win in 13. Squad form poor with poor morale. Too many strikers, very few wingers. Player positions too central for my liking.

RESULT:

@KEZ_7 - Glad you're still enjoying!

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TRANSFERS

IN



Desperate times call for desperate measures as my two loan signings demonstrate. Brought in a defensive midfielder to switch the formation up a bit more defensive, while another striker enters the wings which is pretty self explanatory - six goals in thirteen games. SIX.



Tim Ahnelt - DM/M(C) - end of season loan from Hannover 96

From the European land of hard workers, this young German will in theory act as the caulk to our defensive leaks with his agile tackling but can also break into some pace on the counter. Lack of determination can ultimately make this backfire but it's not our fault he's not getting gametime at Hannover. The only way is up as I see it.



Jay ap Gareth - ST(C) - end of season loan from Boca Juniors (GIB)

A throwaway in the Boca reserves, Jay could channel his inner Ryan Giggs, Gareth Bale or I'll even take a Ben Woodburn to lead the line here. Tall at 6'4" with good leap and questionable connection from ball to head but worth a punt for a direct ball if Pepe Calonge falls to pieces in the box. Trained at Liverpool's academy too, must be a second coming of Woodburn. TNS legend, never forget.

GIBRALTAR PREMIER DIVISION

MATCHDAY 14



I felt sorry for Ahnelt here, only player who stood out in a sea of mediocrity as we crashed to another defeat. Simon Heath went close but minutes later a sloppy clearance from Aday Martínez allowed Mons Calpe to silence any further threat. The home side toyed with us afterwards and may have been half a dozen by the end; Kwaku Afari dusted the game off with a comfortable second.

MATCHDAY 15



A light ripple of applause, we actually scored!....a penalty. I'll give us credit though, we were definitely in control despite Joseph's having a particularly 'off' season in the dropzone. Matt Collier took the honours after a shove in the box and made no mistake. Hoping we'd mend our goal difference but some things never change. Three points though.



You may want to hold onto your hats for this one.

MATCHDAY 16



GIBRALTAR ROCK CUP

SECOND ROUND



Penalties ends our brief run in the Rock Cup. Jon Byrne had more space than NASA to nod Olympique 1-0 ahead but ironically a penalty got us back into the game with Matt Collier bagging two in two. Game fizzled out into nothingness before the tombola took place. The pressure swung back and forth with Heath and Forecast missing for us, though similar fates befell Gean and Caetano for Olympique. It came down to the keepers but Ben Thornton got the short end of the stick.



Let's pretend this stint never happened, shall we? After the Man 62 result, I couldn't take it anymore. Brutal team bar Collier and maybe Heath. Time to hand out the CVs once more.



You'll be looking at this thinking "I know you would have kept Lincoln up if you stayed on" - that's not the point. The playing standards were far below my expectations and I wasn't stomaching another nonchalant display.

@b0nb0n - Great to hear it bud, you should start your own story!

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GIBRALTAR PREMIER DIVISION

MATCHDAY 8



The untidy first half performance cost us two points here. Crespo really should have kept Meichan's acute finish at the near post, but that's neither here nor there. Kicked up some steam afterwards with Simon Heath burying one in the top right to draw the game level. From that point we were cooking on gas and Maxwell Gilio will not believe what he saw from Man 62's keeper to somehow...SOMEHOW...got away with this. Unbelievable.

https://streamable.com/lyfa2

MATCHDAY 9



Shooting blanks at the worst possible time. Lynx were pretty pedestrian bar a very late strike pushed onto the post. That said out of our ten shots on goal, none of them were net worthy and Lynx's shape made it very difficult to break them down. Solid point nonetheless.

MATCHDAY 10



Revenge for the opening day, even if the match stats were stacked against us. Victor Crespo made two magnificent saves which could have completely flipped this game, but instead paved the way for Simon Heath who tapped home after some wonderful link up play. Gibraltar United had double the shots on target than we had shots on goal in general, they must be seething. Undeserved? Perhaps. Will we complain? Not one jot.



It cost us with losing our best midfielder for a few weeks. Sometimes needs must.

MATCHDAY 11



From five straight defeats to a six match unbeaten roll. Boca were out for blood early on with Castro Torres almost breaking the net from close range to leave us trailing. It mattered not regardless of their intimidating stature with recent fave Simon Heath playing a delicious 1-2 with Glenn Grace and stunned the home fans. The goalscorer from the last engagement saw red in the second half to reduce their tempo but decided not to profit on it, holding on to a very welcome point.

GIBRALTAR ROCK CUP

SECOND ROUND DRAW



Fellow top tier compatriots Olympique go to war on the journey for the prestigious Rock Cup.



GIBRALTAR PREMIER DIVISION

MATCHDAY 12



Another kick in the nads from my former employers although it was a lot more even. I'm scrambling to find for the receipt associated with the Pepe Calonge transfer, he's just chokes every attempt including the latest calamity of a one on one situation with the EP keeper denying him with his legs. If that weren't bad enough, the winner came from a foolish penalty conceded with four minutes left - Herrero the hero. The meteoric rise temporarily suspended.

MATCHDAY 13



Ah darkness, my old friend we meet again. Honestly could have been anything by the end of it. Terrible at closing down, horrendous at marking, woeful going forward. Gibraltar Phoenix blew us out of the water in the entire 90 minutes. Patience is wearing thin with this team to be perfectly honest.

RESULTS OVERVIEW



Quite the contrast; a promising December taking two points off Boca & Lynx, completely overshadowed by a dank and miserable January. Simon Heath seems to be the only one capable of finding the target while others couldn't hit balloons on a dartboard.

LEAGUE TABLE



The good form helped us slither out of trouble but only by fine margins. No way we'll get above 7th which is rather disappointing. Manchester 62 still without a victory which is reassuring but the battle between us, Josephs and Gibraltar United will go down to the wire.

Awesome! So glad to see my Jacob's Ladder concept being expanded on. Looking forward to this story @Eric Portapotty

GIBRALTAR PREMIER DIVISION

MATCHDAY 5





I've a feeling this'll only get worse before it gets better. Victor Crespo may hang himself in shame with a sloppy kickout straight to Gibraltar Phoenix and despite saving the first effort as an act of redemption, powerless to stop Sergio Juan's second bite of the cherry. Second half was a slight improvement with Syväjärvi coming off the bench and beared down on goal, only to be denied at the near post. Five clangers in a row.

MATCHDAY 6



There we go! Finally some f*cking progression. Lively game too, setting up more defensively and springing well on the counter attack. Not a minute into the second half came the breakthrough with a fabulously placed free kick by Maxwell Gilio set the tempo. Simon Forecast in the middle was dangerous from range, testing the gloves once and rattling the woodwork twice as we looked for the clincher. Pepe Calonge came off the bench and tucked the ball under the Joseph's keeper in the late stages and get our first points on the board.



They really should put disclaimers for when signing strikers with this sort of goalscoring frequency.



In injury news, Pierce Sullivan will be keeping Punosevac's position warm for the next three months.

MATCHDAY 7



I've seen more entertaining games involving Stoke City for Christ sake.

RESULTS OVERVIEW



It's a start, I mean we've only scored three goals in seven games but we're on an upward trajectory instead of a tragedy. The strategic defending seems to be holding with two consecutive clean sheets. Maybe the humdrum route is the right way to go.

LEAGUE TABLE



Already looking out of favour for a top six finish, think our main objective is to remain in the top flight.

I guess the feeling is mutual @Shedender You need to get a story up and running soon!

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GIBRALTAR PREMIER DIVISION

MATCHDAY 1



When you go down to the side who are favourites for the drop, you know you're in trouble. Our match sharpness paled in comparison to Gibraltar United who headed home the opener in a pretty subdued first half. More positivity in the second half though with Simon Heath looking lively, despite spurning a crucial one on one. A sloppy clearance from the home side allowed Heath to gracefully finish low in the corner to level it up. Deaconescu inadvertently headed into his own net five minutes later while trying to defend a cross. Didn't have much left in the tank to warrant a response. Much work ahead.



Martínez saw out a full debut but now left on the sidelines immediately.

MATCHDAY 2



I'm impressed that we held out the big kahunas of the division and only by a sublime goal to win Boca the game. Can't exactly brag, Boca were much too good for us - especially Antonio Castro Torres who strayed offside and had a goal ruled out. Crespo saved two more chances from him and looked solid between the sticks, however there was no stopping Miguel Ángel's sweet hit from 25 yards. Created one measly half chance but not even close to breaking skin.

MATCHDAY 3



Good lord, humbled by my former club. Europa Point could only dream of beating Lincoln back in the day by three goals, nowadays we can barely string three goddamn passes together. A set piece finished off by Nieto before half time was exactly what EP deserved. Francisco Muriarte came in for injured Martínez, now I'm wishing someone would take a steel rod and bash his shins - he was woeful at positioning for the late flurry where Brad Marsh buried us six feet under. This is not going well...

MATCHDAY 4



Mons Calpe are title contenders these days, but doesn't excuse another uninspiring performance. It would only have been a matter of time to the point where it seemed like foreplay, eventually Shane Malone put it in us with a comically free header. If you thought the first was bad, the second danced on it's grave. Never have I seen such a statuesque back four when a direct ball went straight over their heads to Tony Ward who couldn't miss. Two yellows for Simon Heath in two minutes was the icing on the manure cake, I don't blame him wanting a fast getaway from this.

RESULTS OVERVIEW





Four games, four grim outings, four red dots of death. What fresh hell have I stumbled into?

LEAGUE TABLE



Let's look on the bright side...Manchester 62 are equally as bad as us.

TRANSFERS

IN



Not quite a ‘Manchester United’ state of emergency in terms of squad rebuilding but did splash out on eight new players excluding Heath who had already came in. Left back was the real crunch decision, but swooped up two strong recruits. A plethora of strikers now at our disposal too as the ‘Finnish finisher’ returns to the limelight, fingers crossed he can make a ripple or two.



Mikko Syväjärvi – ST(C) – unattached free agent

Eight years in Macedonia before finally being released by Renova, our favourite Fin returns to do some business. 104 goals (most of which seen at first hand) for my former employers, can certainly bail us out in tight spots and has yet to let me down. Amateur contracted too, shows a true sign of pride and loyalty.



Aday Martínez – D(C) - £8k from Lynx

A league winner with Lynx, but now out of favour in the centre back role; Aday finds a new home at Lincoln to almost definitely slot in to our backline like a key to a lock. May look one dimensional but as long as he utilises his 6’4”, 91kg build with a strong vertical leap, it’ll be just gravy.



Víctor Crespo – GK - £2.6k from Cannons

First choice goalkeeper for the season, an experienced shot stopper from second tier Cannons will do the business. Similar attributes to Martinez in terms of height and strength plus experience will be a key bonus. Handling isn’t the best, but in a league of this standard it’ll be enough to keep our heads afloat (I’m hoping).



Pepe Calonge – ST(C) - unattached free agent

Two first team appearances for Sevilla on Pepe’s CV, done and done. Even at 33, his physicality shows no signs of depreciating overnight. 16 finishing with 14 composure seems like a match made in heaven for this league but is this just a Trojan horse tactic to lure me into paying him a strong wage? Time will tell.



Of course FM being FM, a new impromptu midfield recruit also had to be prioritised after this piece of bad news.



Yilmar Delgado – M(C) – season long loan from Gibraltar Phoenix

When the chips are down and your best midfielder gets frozen out for three months, what does one do? Panic loan. Not disrespecting Yilmar at all but we ‘quick scouted’ him before the transfer window shut on our fingers. Looks like a good little option to offer creativity in the central areas despite his flair being on the wrong side of ten.



Pierce Sullivan – D(L) - £27k from Shamrock Rovers

This was a real tug of war to get over the line going back and forth with initial offers and contract demands. Good left backs were few and far between in the market but the ex-Shamrock Rovers player will do just nicely. Peaked at 28 and not the quickest to fly up on the overlap but looks beefy and tireless to stop some wingers in their tracks. Let’s hope hindsight won’t be called into action.



Maxwell Gilio – M(L) - £11.25k from Europa

Squeezed the last bits of lint from our wallets to bring in a winger to the party. Into his thirties but still speedy down the left and can surely pull a trick or two with his excellent flair coupled with strong technique. The rest of his game leaves a lot to be desired but have faith in him to get involved in assists.



Petar Punosevac – D(L) - unattached free agent

Remind me again why we paid out of pocket for Pierce Sullivan when this guy was right under our noses? Another elder lemon but looks of better quality than his competition for starting left back. Barely a raised voice from his agent during negotiations.



That’s a massive yikes. 450-1 to win the league is rather understandable given we’re newly promoted, but to be ten times the odds greater than eighth place Olympique? That’s just insulting. Are the bookies seeing something I’m not with our new additions?