Waiver Draft

 

The rules seem fairly straightforward - just need to pick the best value available. We've got two selections, including the first one of the draft. We need to find the best player available and take him. They also need to be American, since we only have one foreign slot left and I want to hold on to that for as long as I can. 

 

Umm….what?

 

Every single team just passed on their pick….what's that about? I couldn't draft a player at all, the game just wouldn't let me!! Now, granted, most of the players there were hot garbage that you could sign pretty easily without the draft but still, very strange indeed. 

 

Anyways, onto the main event. 

 

Expansion Draft

 

Alright, lets see what we've got going…..

 

WHAT IS THIS!!

 

Again, I wasn't able to draft a single guy for some reason, and the players that came up were all autogenerated guys let go by academies, not contracted MLS players. I have no idea why this is (I'm using an expanded US leagues database, maybe that) but it looks like the drafts are useless to me for now. Let me try and find something I can use. 

 

A note before it kicks off…

 

It would probably be best to introduce you to the squad I have available at the club before anything starts. So get ready to meet the originals: 

 

Designated Players: (Players whose salaries are discounted to a set price, implemented to allow the league to bring in elite players from Europe. Each squad is allowed 3, with one of them allowed to be a Young DP (i.e. under 23). Sometimes called the Beckham rule, named after the first designated player in league history. Any guesses as to who that is?)

 

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Roman Burki:  A familiar face for those who follow Borussia Dortmund, the Swiss goalkeeper served as starting goalkeeper for BVB for 6 years, before losing his spot for club and country to the emerging Gregor Kobel. Now aged 32, he still has a few good years left in him as our starting goalkeeper.

 

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Joao Klauss: A towering presence at 6'3, Klauss has had a wildly unstable early career, with a move to Hoffenheim only resulting in 5 separate loan spells before his transfer to St Louis. Despite this, he shows some promise, having previously enjoyed solid seasons in Austria and Finland and looks ready to lead the line for us.

 

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Eduard Lowen: Like Burki, Lowen spent most of his career in the Bundesliga, playing for teams such as FC Nurnberg, Hertha Berlin and VFL Bochum. At just 25, the two-footed ball-playing centre back with excellent versatility looks like this young team's defensive talisman. 

 

Senior Contracts: (Normal contracts as would be signed in European football.)

 

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Joakim Nilsson: Despite having played most of his career in his native Sweden, Joakim only came this way thanks to relegation in…..the Bundesliga. See a theme here? A more limited centre-back than Lowen, Nilsson's defensive solidity nonetheless provides the perfect counterpart to his more attacking partner and gives St Louis a rock-solid defensive line. 

 

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Selmir Pidro: Finally, someone not from the Bundesliga. Pidro joined from his hometown team FK Sarajevo, after spending a few years winning titles with them. While he is a fine athlete, I'm not too sure about the lack of ability moving forward. He seems like someone I'd rather trade than keep. 

 

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Tomas Ostrak: Sigh….he came through the Koln youth ranks. What I wouldn't give for some diversity…..Regardless, Ostrak looks like a solid winger, with a turn of pace and a touch of flair. Still remains to be seen how it translates on the pitch. 

 

Senior Minimum/Reserve: (Players that don't count towards the salary cap, usually meant for veterans or youngsters to increase squad depth. Must pay a fixed salary amount)

 

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Joshua Yaro: Despite being the worst out of the lot, Yaro still offers something through his pace and work-rate at both right back and centreback. He also is the only American currently on the team, which saves me a single international spot (out of 8). How much he'll play is completely up to his form and fit. 

 

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Isak Jensen: The potential future of the franchise, Jensen was picked up after his debut season in Denmark for SonderjyskE. Despite being 6'1, he possesses a sharp turn of pace and a lethal finish for his age, combined with solid creativity. With growth and mentorship, he could be a pillar for the future. 

 

Time to see who we can add during the expansion draft. 

An Introduction

 

Hello, and welcome to what I hope will be a good story. We are embarking on the rarest of journeys, beginning life with a new expansion team in a league few dare manage in. This is the story of St Louis City FC, and how they become the most dominant MLS team in existence. 

 

Along the way, I hope this will be able to teach me (and you) more about managing in the MLS. I think it's a fascinating league system, convoluted as it may be, and hope that this story will help people become more comfortable with the idea of managing there. 

 

The Team in Question

While the idea of an MLS team in St Louis, Missouri has existed since 2007, concrete plans only really came into place a decade later. The MLS announced that St Louis would be home to the 28th MLS team at the end of the 2022 season, following the construction of the new Citypark Stadium. In real life, the club announced former South Africa international Bradley Carnell as the team's first head coach, but we shall be taking over in his stead in our quest to establish the pre-eminent MLS dynasty. 

 

The Format of this story

 

Along the way, I'm going to try to explain some concepts about how the MLS works as best as I can, such as juggling salary caps, trading for value and drafting well. Hopefully this helps you as well as me figure out what's going on, because it can get very confusing sometimes. 

 

That's all from me, I'll report back for the Expansion Draft!

2nd September 2022

Author: Emma Jones

 

With the transfer window drawing to a close, we finally can have a look at what the first Red Bull London squad looks like. With the team having won their first 11 games, it seems safe to say that the famed recruitment of the Red Bull franchise has produced excellent results for the fledging team. Let's have a rundown of the main squad and what we expect to see from them this season:

 

Goalkeepers:

•  Ziga Frelih (GK): Standing at an imposing 6'6", Frelih joins the Bulls as an unknown quantity. Having left a successful Gil Vicente team due to personal problems last year, questions were raised over his free transfer to the club. However, manager Joe Cole's faith in him has been repaid with a league-leading 5 clean sheets in the first nine games, as he makes his case as one of the league's best keepers. 
• Keiren Westwood (GK): A mainstay of many Championship teams over the past decade, Westwood found himself without a club for the first time since his move to Sheffield Wednesday, where he made nearly 200 league appearances. At age 37, he provides an experienced voice to the dressing room and a reliable pair of gloves if needs be. 

 

Defenders:

• Gary Cahill (CB): An icon of Premier League football, Cahill left the Premier League with a glittering CV, having won every club trophy under the sun. He was part of a promotion-winning Bournemouth team last season but found himself released following the conclusion of the campaign. RB London duly pounced, and Cahill now leads the flying side as their first-ever captain. 
• Joe Worrall (CB): It was a shock to see Worall leave Nottingham Forest after 168 league appearances, including captaining the side in their Playoff Final victory last year. However, the 25-year-old found himself out of favour and was snapped up by Red Bull London for £4.3 million. Tall, strong and a vocal leader, his presence at centre-back has helped anchor a steady RB London defence through the early part of the season.
• Edgar Ie (CB): Capable of playing at either right back or centre back, Ie has embarked on a journeyman career ever since his graduation from La Masia in 2015. Having just left Turkish title winners Trabzonspor after a spate of injuries, he has played in all 9 of RB London's games, making the fourth-most interceptions in the league. Ie provides excellent versatility to manager Joe Cole's lineup as a starter as well as off the bench. 
• Uros Spajic (CB): Despite coming off of a knee ligament injury with Kasimpasa in Turkey, Spajic possesses an impressive CV, with four years in Ligue 1 and a Belgian title to go along with 20 caps for Serbia. Despite starting the season as a rotation option, Spajic has played his way into a starting spot for Joe Cole's team. As an aggressive defender averaging around 2.25 dribbles per 90, Spajic provides a unique option to the RB London backline.
• Malick Thiaw (CB): On loan from AC Milan, Thiaw has been touted as the successor to Jurgen Kohler in the German media, and has made regular appearances for Germany's U21 sides. Tall, but comfortable with the ball, Thiaw will be looking to build on promotion to the Bundesliga with Schalke last season and make a name for himself at the San Siro. 
• Omar Elabdellaoui (RB): Returning to England for the first time since his loan at Hull City, Elabdellaoui has had a long road back following a freak accident in 2020 which injured his eyes. However, the defender has looked comfortable on his return to English football, sitting fourth in tackles per 90. Cole will be hoping to recapture the form that saw Elabdellaoui captain Olympiacos to the Greek Super League just a few years ago. 
• Enock Kwateng (RB): A versatile right-back able to contribute effectively in both halves, Kwateng suffered relegation with Bordeaux last season and was signed by Red Bull London on a free. While his defensive prowess has been solid, 4 assists in 4 starts have solidified him as a dangerous attacking option for the Bulls down the right flank. 
• David Junca (LB): Released following Girona's promotion to La Liga, Junca has spent his entire career playing in the top two tiers of Spain, before making his first move abroad to England aged 28. Despite missing the first month of the campaign with an ankle sprain, Junca's creative prowess suggests an optimistic outlook for the left-back position in the RB London lineup.
• Julian Aude (LB): Despite being just 19, Aude has enjoyed a solid start to his time in Europe, filling in for the injured Junca. RB London were keen to pick up the talented wing-back and did so for just £3 million. Highly driven and remarkably well-rounded, Aude shows the propensity to play well across the defence and midfield. With the proper development, he is one to look out for in the RB London squad. 

 

Midfielders:

• Nemanja Radoja (DM): Coming off of relegation with Levante, Rajoda enjoyed 7 seasons of La Liga football with Celta Vigo and Levante, but publicly stated his desire to play in the Premier League. So far, the 29-year-old has been one of the best players in the competition in his limited appearances and looks set to fulfilling that Premier League dream by the end of the season. 
• Filip Bradaric (DM): Like many other members of the squad, Bradaric was released following a relegation, this time with Al-Ahli in Saudi Arabia. However, despite having rarely played football outside his native Croatia, Bradaric seems to have the trust of Joe Cole, as he has played all 9 Championship matches so far. A creative midfielder with a strong engine, Bradaric's unique physical profile poses a challenge for defenders and allows the other midfielders breathing room in the RB London system. 
• Mohamed Ali Ben Romdhane (MC): Dubbed “The Tunisian Pogba”, Romdhane has been one of the most entertaining players in the last month, displaying his immense technique and his ferocious long shot. Plucked from ES Tunis for £3.9 million, Romdhane has been one of the revelations of the season and looks set to enjoy a successful year in the heart of the RB London midfield.
• Pablo Galdames (MC): Descended from a line of international footballers, Galdames broke into the Chilean squad at just 19, before successive moves to Velez and Genoa. However, following the Italian club's relegation, Galdames made the move to London for £1.5 million. He has rewarded his manager with three assists off the bench, as his energy gives RB London a late boost from midfield. 
• Carney Chukwuemeka (MC): One of two deadline-day loans for Joe Cole, Chukwuemeka made headlines for his £15 million pound move from Aston Villa to Chelsea. Having already made 14 Premier League appearances, Chukwuemeka will be looking to enjoy a strong loan season to stake his claim in the Chelsea team. 
• Josh Onomah (MC): The centrepiece of the RB London midfield, Onomah's incredible performances have won him the Championship Player of the Month for August, tallying 3 goals and 5 assists in just 8 games. First breaking on to the scene with Tottenham, he eventually joined Fulham, winning the Championship title with them last season. RB London brought him in for just £4.7 million, which looks like an absolute bargain at the moment.

 

Attackers:

• Kieran Dowell (AMR): Despite being relegated from the Premier League last season with Norwich, Joe Cole prioritized the arrival of Kieran Dowell as early as he could, joining for £3.2 million. While not the quickest winger around, Dowell's incredible close control and set-piece mastery have made him a threat for defences across the league. With 4 goals and 5 assists in 9 games, including a beautiful free-kick against Blackburn, Dowell is one of the keys cogs in the RB London machine. 
• Dennis Man (AMR): The signing of Dennis Man goes down as one of Joe Cole's most shrewd pieces of business. Having signed for Parma for £11.5 million two years ago, RB London were able to prise him away from the Serie B outfit for just £1.1 million. Man offers a burst of physicality through his rapid pace and six-foot frame. While his start in the Championship has been slow, his potential, as well as his low price tag, make this deal a bargain for the Bulls.
• Albert Rusnak (AML): The final permanent signing made by Joe Cole this transfer window, Rusnak joined for £2.2 million, bringing to a close a successful career in the MLS. Having come through the ranks at Manchester City, Rusnak made a name for himself as an all-around attacking threat, able to contribute goals and assists with equal ease. Cole will be hoping to see the best of the 28-year-old come through under his management
• Jeremy Sarmiento (AML): Sarmiento was one of the brightest prospects on the South Coast last season, winning Brighton's Young Player of the Year. He's made an immediate impact in London as well, with 5 goals in 7 games to set the league ablaze. Sarmiento stands a good chance of being one of the best players in the Championship this season. 
• Diego Tardelli (ST): Having enjoyed a near-20 year career in the game, Tardelli brings with him the experience of a 2-time Copa Libertadores winner and 14 caps for Brazil. Despite being 37, he has been an excellent impact sub, scoring winning goals of the bench twice so far. Tardelli's experience and guile is a great asset to have on a winning team. 
• Fabio Carvalho (ST): The other deadline day loan for RB London, Carvalho enjoyed a successful season with Fulham's title-winning team last year, earning a move to Liverpool in the summer. Cole will be looking to bring out another great season from the young talent, using his skill and versatility to excellent effect.
• Nicolas de Preville (ST): A journeyman winger, de Preville has found a new life as the leading man for the RB London attack. With 6 goals in 8 games, including a first-half hattrick against Bristol City, de Preville has looked lethal since his free transfer to the Bulls. Having already eclipsed his mark for Metz last season, Cole will be hoping to see the best of de Preville in the Championship this season. 

 

For a total sum of just £25 million, Cole and his staff have managed to put together a team that currently sits unbeaten atop the Championship. If no one was taking RB London seriously, they have no choice now. 

31st July 2022

Red Bull Stadium

Red Bull London 7 - 0 Bristol City

 

The Championship collectively shuddered today, as the newly formed Red Bull London announced themselves to the world with an emphatic win over Nigel Pearson's Bristol City. In just their second ever official game, the Red Bulls put the Robins to the sword, tearing them apart at every opportunity. 

 

The game was already a foregone conclusion by halftime, with Nicolas de Preville profiting off some wasteful possession by the Bristol defence to score an excellent first half hat-trick. However, the Bulls showed no signs of slowing down in the second half, as Jeremy Sarmiento put away a simple tap-in following an outlandish effort from midfielder Mohamed Ben Romdhane which was barely parried away. Bristol's defensive woes were not helped by Han-Noah Massengo receiving his marching orders with half an hour still left in the game, and RB London gleefully took apart the defence. Nemanja Radoja came alive with two goals in five minutes, following a beautiful screamer with a simple header off a set piece from Kieran Dowell. Dowell himself finished off the rout with a simple finish towards the end of the game. 

 

The defeat has raised questions over the effectiveness of the Bristol defence, while serving as a statement of intent to the rest of the Championship: Red Bull London are here, and they are coming. 

28th July 2022

Red Bull Stadium

 

Steve Wright (The Daily Mirror): Welcome Joe, congratulations on the new job. What's going through your mind as you sit here as the new boss of Red Bull London?

 

Joe Cole (Manager): To be honest, I can scarcely believe it myself. I was always looking for the opportunity to enter back into football and when this one came up, I jumped at the chance. I'm happy to be here and I'll be even happier once we get down to business.

 

Stuart Stone (London.Football): Having enjoyed a successful playing career, you must be hoping that your past experience will give you some assistance in commanding the respect of the dressing room?

 

JC: Not really. While I did play for a lot of Premier League clubs, I was hired here as a manager, not a player. I think that the players are going to observe my ability as a manager rather than what I did during my career. It's up to how I run the team to determine how much the dressing room respects me. 

 

Ally McCoist (ITV Sport): With the founding of this new club also no doubt comes a generous injection of funds. Do you see the club spending more money or adopting a more fiscally conservative approach?

 

JC: Ally, I believe in signing the best players possible to play for this team. While it would be better to get them for a cheap fee, the fact of the matter is the best players will cost higher prices. We are an ambitious club, and with money at our back, we'd be foolish not to use it. 

 

Emma Jones (BBC London 94.9): What's your long term ambitions for the club?

 

JC: The Red Bull project has been known across Europe for rising to the top divisions and competing at the highest levels of the game. There is no difference in the ambitions of this club. We aim to reach the Premier League and Champions League and hopefully win some trophies along the way. 

 

Tony Weeks (Sporting Life): One last thing, Joe. As you know, the founding of this club came after the unceremonious relegation of Blackpool, a travesty to the English pyramid. I was just wondering if…….

 

Millie Green (Press Officer): That's enough questions. Thank you all for coming. We look forward to meeting with you again.

 

27th Jun 2022

Author: Tony Weeks

 

Following endless rumours over the new manager at the newly formed club Red Bull London, club executives have announced that formed England, Chelsea and Liverpool midfielder Joe Cole has been confirmed as the new manager at Red Bull Stadium this morning. Cole is the first member of staff appointed by the owners at Red Bull.

 

Cole possesses an impressive CV, with three Premier League titles and a Champions League Final appearance, as well as 10 goals in 56 caps for England. Widely regarded as one of the most talented players of his generation, Cole had previously been a pundit for BT Sport and a technical academy coach at former club Chelsea. Red Bull's decision to appoint Cole has come with some question marks, considering Milwall boss Gary Rowett was seen as the favourite for the job. Only time will tell whether this risky decision will pay off for the energy-drink conglomerate as they begin their project to conquer English football. 

 

The Red Bull spokesperson also announced that a press conference would be held in a few days time to officially introduce Cole as the new manager of Red Bull London. 

12th Jun 2022

Author: Paul Joyce

 

In a shocking twist of events, the FA have announced that Red Bull GmbH has founded and registered a new team in the English pyramid, which has just obtained the license to participate as the 24th team in the 2022-23 championship season. The spot was previously vacated due to the relegation of Blackpool, owing to the massive financial irregularities within the club. 

 

Such an announcement brings excitement, as fans eagerly await the continuation of the Red Bull project in England. Red Bull-owned teams have established themselves as genuine contenders within their footballing pyramids, with RB Leipzig a regular European contender in Germany, Red Bull Salzburg as perennial champions of Austria and New York Red Bulls winning three MLS Supporters Shields. Many pundits speculate that a similar rise could be seen in England, with the newly established club expected to challenge the elite English football teams within the next decade. 

 

However, this move has also been met with sharp criticism from other corners of the footballing world, with many feeling that the move represents another example of the corruption that runs modern football. Said one anonymous club executive: “The fact that companies like them can spend billions of pounds to found new clubs in place of time-honoured institutions is another representation that the game of football is no longer the game of the people anymore.” Supporters have also been outraged at the move, arguing that teams such as Wycombe were more deserving of a place and that new clubs should not be founded to enter as prestigious a league as the Championship. 

 

While plans have been announced for the construction of a new stadium and facilities based near Harrow School in London, we do not know the new manager or any other details of the club. We shall keep you updated with more developments. 

6th Jun 2022

Author: Tony Weeks

 

Tragedy struck the Lancashire-based club this afternoon, as owner Simon Sadler announced that the club would be entering administration and would be relegated from the professional leagues. In an official statement to club media, Sadler explained that “Unfortunately, the financial situation of the club has become untenable and we have been forced to enter administration and surrender our FA license. We will inform the supporters of the future of the club at a later date."

 

This move comes as a shock to many supporters, who were just celebrating their promotion to the Championship after winning the 2021 League One playoff final under manager Neil Critchley. It seems as though the club cannot escape the irresponsible financial management which was prevalent during their time under the Oystons. The fall of Blackpool represents a disappointing end to a proud footballing institution, and surely raises questions over the role of owners in managing smaller clubs. 

 

Not much is known about the teams that may take Blackpool's spot in the upcoming Championship season. While last year's League One playoff finalists Wycombe Wanderers seem like the obvious choice, rumours abound that a new club will be formed to take the place of Blackpool for this upcoming season. 

 

One thing is for sure, though. The leagues will miss the sunny trips to Lancashire. 

23rd July 2019 - First Dose

 

So remember my dawdling from the last entry? Yeah, I kind of gave up on that and took the best job available.  

 

Seeing a headline on Goal.com with my mug on it gives me the sort of thrill I haven't felt in a while. Here I am. A football manager at last. 

 

Colin Russell, my boss, seemed all too happy to have appointed me and upon my arrival at Breda Park immediately began our meeting with a long, boring lecture about the club's history. I'll save you all the trouble of that. 

 

Quite frankly, their history isn't the greatest. A third-division trophy from 8 years ago is the last time that they can boast success, and I wouldn't exactly be telling the grandchildren about that victory. Since that promotion, it's been a never-ending battle to keep afloat in the second division. Almost like a Northern Irish Rotherham. How lovely. 

 

Their future plans don't smack of much ambition either. Simply floating the idea of maybe becoming a top half team in the championship seems like an utter waste of five years. They'd be lucky if I stuck around for more than two. 

 

Well, it'll do for now. It's definitely a chance to prove myself. Survive the drop here, and doors will open. If we survive, that is. 

 

21st Jul 2019 - Couch-Surfing

 

Unemployment sucks.

 

I don't just mean that in a “starving to death and need money” kind of way. No, unemployment is a slow killer. If the onset of panic over the harsh reality of your life doesn't set in, the pure boredom is more than enough to render you an unintelligible blob of blood and flesh. 

 

It has been nearly a month since I last updated this journal, and there is a good reason for that. I imagined a team wanting to sign a manager with no prior experience in any form of the game would be hard to find, but I certainly didn't think that it would be this hard. From the coasts of Indonesia to the mountains of Sweden, no one seems to have a home for me. 

 

Not that there aren't some teams who are desperate. 

 

 

This is probably the best of the lot that I have received. They're predicted to be in a relegation battle in the second tier of Northern Ireland this season, but with a little bit of genius (and a lot of luck) that could easily change. 

 

The British Isles seem to really love hiring managers with no experience. That being said, this is less of a gamble for the club. They play in the second tier of Welsh football and I'm 90% sure that their striker is also the village postman. Still, any opportunity is a good opportunity at this point.

 

This brings up a question - why am I holding out? Well, there may be something better on the horizon that might be worth waiting for. I'm not gonna mention it - bad luck and all of that. So I guess you're left with a cliffhanger then. Good. 

 

Hopefully, the Guilsfield postman delivers regularly……

25th June 2019 - Third Culture Kid

 

I should probably give some context to this, seeing as somebody might read this in the future. Maybe a journalist looking for a hot story, a manager looking for the keys to success. Or it might be my kid. Jeez, imagine me having a kid. 

 

 

I was born in Chennai, in the South of India. I was lucky to have been born to an affluent family with plenty of money to spend on all that I desired. Money was always something I appreciated about my family. Shame the people had to come with it as well. 

 

At about age 11, we all moved to Singapore in search of more money. As a result, I managed to grow up with even more luxuries available, from the finest of clothes to the hardest of alcohol. Never had to ask for a damn thing. Now that I think about it, that's probably where the bug bit. 

 

It came over me in a flash. Without prompting. Just a simple game of FIFA on a September afternoon. I had played the game for around 5 years at that point and had never been hugely interested in the sport. Being an Indian, cricket was always king in my household. Yet, something about that game I played, a 5-0 drubbing of Arsenal as Chelsea (on beginner mode, mind you), seemed to pique my interest. From that point, it's a blur to me. Might have been a blur for other reasons, now that I think of it. Let's just say that year was eventful. 

 

It's been a few years since that moment. My brain has considerably deteriorated since then. What was once a promising report card turned into dropping out of school. Well, I didn't exactly drop out. Same way managers are “asked to resign”.

 

So here we are. I've been living in the UK for a while now. Seemed to be the only place that had family willing to take me. It's been cool, but nothing's really improved from Singapore. It definitely isn't home. Home is a concept I don't fully understand at this stage. Is it where you live? Where you grow up? Where your loved ones are? I couldn't give you a proper answer for any of those definitions. 

 

Well, time to find a home then. And hope it sells Grey Goose. 

24th June 2019 - Why wasn't I named Armstrong?

 

I wish today had some sort of history behind it. It would really give a sense of auspiciousness to what I'm about to do. 

 

Let's see….Macchu Picchu was rediscovered, good for them. Neil Armstrong returned to Earth on Apollo 11 to remind us of our tiny place in the universe and Lance Armstrong won his 7th and final Tour de France. Glad that turned out well. You'd think being named Armstrong was a good thing for today. Well, for Neil at least. We don't mention Lance these days. 

 

Seems apt that the two Armstrong's achieved their crowning achievements on this day. One reduced to a shadow of his previous image, the other revered as a hero for all humankind. I wonder which path is mine to walk.

 

Well, enough beating around the bush. The reason I picked today to start this is that I made a rather momentous decision this morning. Well, while on the toilet, to be precise. I wanted to become a football manager. 

 

No, it wasn't the previous night's dinner that fetched up these thoughts within me. It wasn't even a moment of inspiration. No Archimedes got up from his morning poo to sprint around town butt-naked, telling the world about his brilliant idea to become a football manager. Rather, it was a simple dissatisfaction with everything. Everything in my life right now, at least. After stumbling around for a few years pretending that I had a handle on things, it's come to a point where I can barely believe that I have any redeemable talent to provide to the world. Seems a lot to say for a 19-year-old, doesn't it? Not if you're me. 

 

This is ridiculous. This is exactly the kind of idea that comes up after a night that should have ended about two hours before it actually did. This is the kind of idea that is going to kill you, but not before it saps away your will to live. This is yet another act of pure stupidity. 

 

But then again, what else do I have?

 

Ted Bundy was also found guilty today. That's comforting. 

Now that some context has been set, on to the job search. 

 

The beauty of being in such a small league is that a) all teams don't have a manager and b) they have no qualms about taking on an inexperienced 20-year-old to manage their team. Happy days. 

 

So this is who it's gonna be. SV Inter Moengotapoe, based in between the border with French Guiana and the capital city, will be my new team. Let's hope this one goes well. 

 

While I was setting up this game, it came to my attention that I have no idea what kind of football is played in Suriname, and to be honest, you probably wouldn't either. So I delved into the deepest recesses of the internet, known colloquially as Wikipedia, to do some research. 

Right. Well, that's helpful then. Thanks a lot. 

 

Oh well, hopefully Miles Jacobson took a few holidays there or something. 

 

The country is renowned for being the smallest independent nation in South America. Located alongside the Atlantic Ocean, it borders French Guiana and Guyana on either side, with Brazil just a step away as well. Most of the citizens live in the capital city of Paramaribo along the northern coast. It is most well known for its abundance of natural resources, which was a key factor behind the Dutch colonisation of it in the 18th century. (Remember this point, it will become most relevant later on)

 

Football-wise, their history is not very distinguished either. Although they were in the running for an Olympic place 50 years ago, their greatest glory since then has been slapping around the other Caribbean teams to win 3 ABCS Tournaments. Seemingly nothing of note has happened football wise in this country for a very long time. 

 

And that's where you are wrong. 

 

 We all know these people. Clarence Seedorf, Patrick Kluivert and Edgar Davids. Three legends of the great Dutch team of the 90s. But what do they all share? That they all won the Champions League with Ajax in 94/95? That they all played in an El Clasico? 

 

Maybe it's the fact that all of them are of Surinamese descent. 

 

And that's not all. In current football, even players like Michel Vorm, Ryan Babel and Georginio Wijnaldum hail from the country, while great players such as Ruud Gullit, Frank Rijkaard, Winston Bogarde and Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink all are of Surinamese descent. The Dutch didn't just take the spices and precious resources from the Surinamese. They take the footballing talent to this day as well. 

 

I'm not promising we're gonna change that, but I'd like to try. 

 

The time has come to do my first ever FM story. It is a daunting task to create an engaging narrative purely out of a set of 1s and 0s on a computer screen, so it's probably better to make this as easy as possible.

 

Eh, who gives a crap about all of that.

Meet Piet Bolje, a 20-year-old Surinamese football manager. Yes, he is from Suriname. Yes, he is 20.

 

I picked Suriname from a random country generator and used claassen's megapack to bring this league to life on my game. Whether the computer was being serious or had no clue of my ulterior purpose, I did not stop to consider.

 

I'm hoping this proves to be some fun, but Piet could very easily quit after the first two months and go get a college degree or something.

Thanks goldenramsey and robander97, will do!

Team Swansea: September 2016

Fixtures:

Again, won every game bar one, which I played with my reserve side. That should be something I should look to improve in the future.

League Table:

As usual.

Apologies for not posting guys, was on holiday! This series shall continue, hopefully till FM18!

Team Swansea: August 2016

Fixtures:

We won every game this month bar one, against Canton Libs. However, since I was using my backup team, I wasn't too upset about it.

League Table:

Still top, still with a huge goal difference, and now the only team to have not lost a game. This might be getting out of hand.

Any suggestions in the comments below!

Fixtures:

An unbeaten month, with a particular highlight being thrashing unofficial rivals St Joseph's 7-1 at home in front of a full house.

League Table

Top of the table, with a big goal difference. Things are looking up.

Any suggestions in the comments below!

Thank you so much Suffolk Seasider, means a lot!


A little bit about the club:


The current squad:

This is the squad after all the transfers were made, as the only two players that were at the club before I signed were Jordan Smith and John Roberts.

The staff at the club:


Pre-season friendlies:

A satisfying set of friendlies, we did encounter a few slip-ups against Garden Village and Penrhyncoch, but we still had confidence going into the league campaign.

Any suggestions in the comments below!

The time has come to do my first ever FM story. It is a daunting task to create an engaging narrative purely out of a set of 1s and 0s on a computer screen, so it's probably better to make this as easy as possible.

Eh, who gives a crap about all of that.



Meet Piet Bolje, a 20-year-old Surinamese football manager. Yes, he is from Suriname. Yes, he is 20.

I picked Suriname from a random country generator and used claassen's megapack to bring this league to life on my game. Whether the computer was being serious or had no clue of my ulterior purpose, I did not stop to consider.

I'm hoping this proves to be some fun, but Piet could very easily quit after the first two months and go get a college degree or something.

Hey I have a problem. Whenever I create a new club on FM 17 using the Create-A-Club option, instead of the club being based in the country which it plays in (England for example), it is based in India, the country where I reside, and where my manager profile is from. This means that players don't want to sign for the club as they say that they do not want to move to another country at this time. Does anybody know how to change the country in which a created club is based? Thanks.