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By Carroll. | On 01 June 2016 - 14:07 PM BSTDisagree. Drinkwater's been class this year, part of the reason Vardy and Mahrez played so well was him supplying with Kante being the beast next to him. Also bmg033 makes kind of a good point, but other t...

Surely the argument that Drinkwater should go because he played for the champions is exactly the same as saying that he should be going because of who he played for rather than because of what he did? I just don't think he's a very good player,...

Drinkwater's probably a little unlucky not to go (christ we're shite aren't we) but its Barkley and Henderson that should consider themselves fortunate.

New deals for CBJ and Rashford!

Chris Evans needs to be shot into the sun.

Oblak's performance in the penalty shoot out was abysmal. He only dived for two penalties: Marcelo's when it was already past him and then sort of fell forward for Ronaldo's. Utter wank.

By Carroll. | On 28 May 2016 - 15:22 PM BSTIf we take Rashford over Sturridge then I'm not even gonna bother watching. 'Fuck Wilshere Sturridge the crock' Dunno though Sturridge is obviously the better player at the minute but he simply c...

Just wanted to praise the versatility and leadership qualities of your new signing.

Good signing for Arsenal. Can double as a holding midfielder and a caretaker.

By One Night In Grimsby | On 27 May 2016 - 15:26 PM BSTOh! Your profile says Europe/Copenhagen so I assumed... If you want any advice on Abidjan hit me up. You'll have to tell me where it is though first.

I just don't think you remember Fergie that well, partly because he's retired, and partly because he couldn't give less of a shit about Wenger once your lot stop challenging for the title. Aside from that, and with the exception of probably...

Yeah, he did the much more civilised thing and punted a boot at someones head instead.

Rashford has now scored with his first shot on his Manchester United, Premier League & England debut. What a stat.— Ryan Taylor (@CoveringEurope) May 27, 2016

By Based Jorge | On 27 May 2016 - 19:32 PM BSTUnited have always been held in high esteem thanks to Fergie (in my lifetime anyway) and there's no real reason to hate them apart from being just successful. The way Jose conducts himself is appalling an...

Maybe I'm not cynical enough for the world of modern football but I'd be surprised if any of it was an issue in anyway. Just seems like a convenient cop out by journalists who were pretending they actually knew what was going on when they said i...

By .verse | On 25 May 2016 - 08:26 AM BSTYou'll probably find that it was Mourinho's people bringing that up to keep his name and relevance out there. As much as Mourinho has done for Chelsea, and as much as I like the man, he's very much s...

By Shola | On 24 May 2016 - 23:46 PM BSTWhat's Woodward's supposed position on this? Isn't he supposed to be very pro-Van Gaal? If so possibly hoping to wait until the last possible moment to hope LVG turns it around? And obviously the Mo...

By bluemoon. | On 24 May 2016 - 15:27 PM BSTI wouldn't suggest you do, but as with City and Mancini and Pellegrini, the fact United basically just played dumb didn't exactly smack of competence. Obviously it's a tricky situation but that si...

By Carroll. | On 24 May 2016 - 11:15 AM BSTFor a start the whole season he was hounded bout his job, with not much support from the club such as a statement etc. But that's more down to the British media than the club. But the fact all the press kne...

By bluemoon. | On 24 May 2016 - 08:00 AM BSTSounds like you've handled things pretty well behind the scenes, and done an absolute abortion of a job when it comes to managing the press and the public perception of events. Despite some City and Liverp...

Too soon man.

Woodward went to see LVG last night at his home in Bowdon to deliver news. LVG now on flight to Portugal - asked for club to delay news— James Ducker (@TelegraphDucker) May 23, 2016 All things considered I think we've handled this pretty well...

I like Van Gaal's statement a lot. Feel sad for him and I still like him. Just didn't work out for him here.

Rumours that Van Gaal is delaying the inevitable by passing sideways from door to door before reaching the exit and turning back for no reason. By Dan | On 23 May 2016 - 14:10 PM BST One of many fake Zlatan quotes.

Moyes has pulled out of the running for the Villa job. He's coming home lads.

LVG and staff furious with this they genuinely thought they had next season and were planning for it— Neil Custis (@ncustisTheSun) May 23, 2016 Not sure I believe this. I genuinely can't believe LVG is that deluded to think that this season w...

LVG gone. Hoek, Stuivenberg and Reckers also out— Mark Ogden (@MarkOgden_) May 23, 2016 The fat man reckons official statement at 1.

By Parker26 | On 22 May 2016 - 21:04 PM BSTI think Blind hasn't done much wrong, considering he has played in an un-natural position for most of the season. The rest I 100% agree with I think Blind has been excellent. I just don't think Jose...

I find the idea that Mourinho will take a liking to some of these players a bit odd. De Gea, Schneiderlin, Shaw, Smalling, Martial. Sure. Heck, even (sadly) Valencia Fellaini, and Young I can see places for and someone that works as hard as Jesse Lingard...

By Based Jorge | On 22 May 2016 - 16:38 PM BSTThat's what I meant, in the Euros he'd be there instead of either Cahill or Stones who are both equally as shite as each other this season Ooooooooh I see what you mean, I thought you were referring...

Hands up, who was aware England were playing today? By Based Jorge | On 22 May 2016 - 16:25 PM BSTBar Smalling not being there the lineup tonight is how we should start the Euros Who would you have instead of him? He's absolutely knackered by the...

By Suffolk Seasider | On 22 May 2016 - 13:13 PM BSTDoes look like a bobble-head. Also, the two farthest left people have the same exact body but different heads. I'm pretty sure they've photoshopped the heads onto random bodies (for at least s...

Your manager has a massive head.

By Parker26 | On 21 May 2016 - 22:21 PM BSTAs much as I would love Mourinho to join, LVG has just won the FA Cup. After all the criticism he has got over the course of the season (deservedly at times) and the professional manner which he handled it, in re...

By BR. | On 21 May 2016 - 21:46 PM BSTWas it? They'd just won the treble, he handed over a CL winning team. Managers after him just made a mess of it. Doesn't the story go that he spent all their money on old players and left them with a creaki...

By The Platypus | On 21 May 2016 - 21:28 PM BSTYeah, you definitely don't want the José of Chelsea. The one who won back to back titles and whose team set record points, most wins and fewest goals conceded? The one who walked the league last s...

Best we could get. I have my doubts, but hopefully we get the Jose of Inter and Porto and one whose learnt his lessons. Have a feeling I'm going to be royally pissed off with him before the season starts though.

Let's all do the Pardew, nah nah nah nah!pic.twitter.com/iqSbGYTDjs— Full Time DEVILS (@FullTimeDEVILS) May 21, 2016

The fact one of these two teams is going to win the FA Cup is a joke.

This whole thing was an absolute shit show. Tinnie Tempah, Abide with Me sound like shite, and the anthem singer forgot to sing the anthem.

Whoever thought up this idea and whoever signed off on it needs to be sacked immediately.

By Shola | On 19 May 2016 - 21:39 PM BSTYeah but you got knocked out in the group stages by PSV and Wofsburg. - If Man Utd scraped 4th they're unlikely to much better next season Like obviously winning it is good - and if lets say Thomas Muller was...

By Based Jorge | On 19 May 2016 - 18:45 PM BSTThe sooner we met the financial objectives the sooner it gave us free reign to spend. Although that seems to not have been the case despite us signing Mesut & Alexis. We're the most cash rich club in...

By Based Jorge | On 19 May 2016 - 18:22 PM BSTWe had to qualify for a numerous amount of years in order to aid repaying our stadium debt. Now that's done and dusted and we're rich as fuck our ambitions should be higher than faffing about in four...

By Shola | On 19 May 2016 - 18:02 PM BSTWhy does everyone care so much about European football anyway? I understand caring about it if you're shit but Liverpool are normally there are they really going to miss a season of Europa that's probably...

By King Luis | On 19 May 2016 - 17:12 PM BSTNo ones arguing that he did a great job in the league, he obviously didn't. But he got us to two cup finals with a squad that is average at best and also comprised of players who aren't his, put yourse...

By King Luis | On 19 May 2016 - 17:01 PM BSTEasy to say that in hindsight, but if we'd have played our first team squad for every game and picked up injuries you'd only be slating Klopp for that as well. Not to mention it still wouldn't hav...

By Carroll. | On 19 May 2016 - 16:27 PM BSTWhat was the fucking point of going for 5/6th spot when we had a shot at Europa League? Granted we didn't win it, but every man and his dog would give up the fight for 5th or 6th place if they could get a tr...

Us, Arsenal, and Chelsea all in for Morata apparently. Can't think of a more underwhelming £40m signing.

By King Luis | On 19 May 2016 - 03:00 AM BSTIf anyone honestly thinks this season under Klopp hasn't been an improvement on Rodgers then they are absolutely mental, in 3 years Rodgers was in charge we didn't make it to a single cup final and we&...