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I only nominated the person I felt most worthy
The Platypus
DMT Abuse
Eric Portapotty
Though I believe he's no longer a virgin, so his life can't be as depressing as he makes it out to be.
Carroll.
BR.
Blaze
Telegram Sam
First of all, thank you.
Secondly, why is there some sort of a consensus on here that I'm a miserable cunt? I mean, I can be, but compared to a lot of the freaks on here I'm pretty normal. Oh, and I lost my virginity when I was 15. So yeah.
Bian
TheClassicK
If you fucked your high school teacher, props to you. Fucking a girl at that time in a similar age (around 15) would be like eating an uncooked chicken.
Phoenix Arrow
...that doesn't even make any sense.
Obtuse
More to the point why does he think so graphically about underage pussy?
My vote would go to the above also.
TheClassicK
I was being a bit sarcastic, but usually I find that when people on the internet claim they've lost their virginity at a young age (before 18) it's usually stuff like I did it with my teacher. But if not, it would've been kinda unworthy back then when he was 15, losing your virginity with an undeveloped female being. But again, if that's not the case and he fucked someone older, that's kind of a rare case since girls in high school relatively do not tend to date younger guys.
IDK, maybe TS fucked an absolute 20-year-old babe at 15 years of age.
Poe
also my vote goes to Kez - as I know him in real life and he doesn't really bullshit on here like everyone else.
KEZ_7
However he's not even geordie
Eric Portapotty
Just take a look at your previous threads:
Fucking your dad/dog
Fucking a fish/mermaid
Fucking a fleshlight
Case closed.
DB
Obtuse
Finally! More Mackem than Geordie.
Zog
Its taken you this long to come to that conclusion?
Phoenix Arrow
What's that got to do with an uncooked chicken? I assume you're talking about a lack of experience and it not being that great? I highly doubt a 15 year old virgin is going to care. As long as he stuck his dick in someone and got to cum at some point that wasn't after 5 seconds, I'm sure it was a satisfactory experience.
TheClassicK
Well yeah, exactly. But I wasn't being very serious in the initial post that caused all this, maybe you thought it was.
You could think that, but I'm really not going to argue against it since I find it fucking ridiculous and creepy informing people I've never met that at a certain age I've lost my virginity.
Phoenix Arrow
No, I knew you weren't being serious. I just thought your joke was stupid.
Poe
Don't think I've ever claimed to be Geordie
I'm from South Shields, not Sunderland or Newcastle.
TheClassicK
Fair enough.
Obtuse
You haven't but it was something mentioned in that past is all