The Career Of Sacha Baron Cohen - Football Manager Stories - FM14

Free transfer and he's fairly decent. Don't worry if the cunt doesn't deliver he'll be fucking gone as quick as he came, I'm a ruthless bastard, just look at the way I told Billy Sharp to fuck off.

K3V0

16 years ago

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01 Mar 2013 14:29:56

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K3V0

16 years ago

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01 Mar 2013 14:38:03

So the draw for the group stages of the Europa League has been made and I've got to admit it's a little tough to be honest. We've got an outside chance of advancing if we can record victories over CSKA and Metalist at home and pick something up on the road. I think somewhere between 7 and 9 points will be enough for us to advance if fixtures elsewhere go our way.

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GreekExpress

11 years ago

89

01 Mar 2013 14:44:20

That's a tough group. Good luck though - you made it here, so you never know. Enjoy the ride and you will definitely welcome the extra income.

Do you think the squad is big enough for all these games? You will have two games almost every week until December!

Dyrim

11 years ago

2 months ago

593

01 Mar 2013 16:57:04

To bad you couldn't finish the league properly, but you gat a more then great consolation in the FA-Cup final and Euro-qualification. The group maybe tough but, I think all groups would be tough. Good luck this season, and I think you can reach playoffs this season if you don't get an insane injury streak.

K3V0

16 years ago

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02 Mar 2013 07:18:06

By GreekExpress | Permalink | On 02 March 2013 - 00:44 AM

That's a tough group. Good luck though - you made it here, so you never know. Enjoy the ride and you will definitely welcome the extra income.

Do you think the squad is big enough for all these games? You will have two games almost every week until December!

By Dyrim | Permalink | On 02 March 2013 - 02:57 AM

To bad you couldn't finish the league properly, but you gat a more then great consolation in the FA-Cup final and Euro-qualification. The group maybe tough but, I think all groups would be tough. Good luck this season, and I think you can reach playoffs this season if you don't get an insane injury streak.

Not quite sure how the squad will cope. I'd like to think we'll be able to manage it all and if we avoid a crazy run of injuries I feel I've enough players to rotate things around. We're only expected to finish mid table in the Championship this season so I think we should be alright in terms of being able to achieve that despite our European commitments.

Dan

13 years ago

1 year ago

16,964

02 Mar 2013 08:38:39

Well done on getting to the group stage, however it may halt you now, a tough group indeed!

K3V0

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02 Mar 2013 08:56:27

By DanW19 | Permalink | On 02 March 2013 - 18:38 PM

Well done on getting to the group stage, however it may halt you now, a tough group indeed!

Yeah it's tough but if we can pick up a win on the road and beat CSKA and Metalist at home we'll be right.

K3V0

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02 Mar 2013 09:00:52

I'm pleased to announce that our first adventure in Europe is going to continue beyond the group stages after we ensured we'd finish second in Group F. We won't be able to catch Atletico at the top even if we beat them in our final group game but it doesn't matter, we've qualified for the knockout stages and I'm delighted with that.

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GreekExpress

11 years ago

89

02 Mar 2013 09:10:55

More European football in February! Perhaps you could do a Fulham and reach the Allianz Arena final against all odds

K3V0

16 years ago

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5,966

02 Mar 2013 09:24:09

By GreekExpress | Permalink | On 02 March 2013 - 19:10 PM

More European football in February! Perhaps you could do a Fulham and reach the Allianz Arena final against all odds

We've been extremely lucky that a combination of rearranged fixtures for international games and also the Europa League has meant we've only played 24 games in all competitions. I'm sure that will catch up with us around February or March and I doubt we'll be able to keep up the good form in Europe but we'll give it a go.

K3V0

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02 Mar 2013 12:50:02

It's December 24th 2021 and Premier League side Newcastle United have offered me the managers job. It's a huge decision for me now and I'm not sure what I'm going to do. I've asked to delay it for a week in which we've two home games against Leeds United and Notts County, results in those fixtures will influence my decision.

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K3V0

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02 Mar 2013 12:54:20

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GreekExpress

11 years ago

89

02 Mar 2013 12:57:55

A big decision to make with those two offers on the table: move to Premier League with a higher profile club or finish the season with Wimbledon and lead them to the Europa League?

K3V0

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02 Mar 2013 14:07:45

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K3V0

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02 Mar 2013 14:09:22

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GreekExpress

11 years ago

89

02 Mar 2013 15:11:15

Good luck with Newcastle. Let us know how Wimbledon does in the Europa League when the time comes.

K3V0

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02 Mar 2013 16:19:59

By GreekExpress | Permalink | On 03 March 2013 - 01:11 AM

Good luck with Newcastle. Let us know how Wimbledon does in the Europa League when the time comes.

Cheers pal.

I'll try keep tabs on how the Dons are doing, really didn't want to leave, but I felt I'd taken them as far as I could and our form in the Championship wasn't exactly fantastic considering the personnel we had at the club.

Dan

13 years ago

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16,964

02 Mar 2013 17:59:08

Would of been nice to continue the run with Wimbledon, good luckat Newcastle though!

Dyrim

11 years ago

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593

02 Mar 2013 18:10:01

Good luck at Newcastle you did great at wimbledon.

K3V0

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02 Mar 2013 18:10:52

By DanW19 | Permalink | On 03 March 2013 - 03:59 AM

Would of been nice to continue the run with Wimbledon, good luckat Newcastle though!

Yeah it would have but personally just felt I'd hit the wall with them and thought I'd taken them as far as I could. Plan at Newcastle is turn the club into a stable top four side and then obviously look towards competing for the Premier League title every year. Might take me about 2-3 years to make the club a top four side.

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02 Mar 2013 18:12:06

By Dyrim | Permalink | On 03 March 2013 - 04:10 AM

Good luck at Newcastle you did great at wimbledon.

Cheers mate.

K3V0

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02 Mar 2013 18:15:12

So life at Newcastle has started in fantastic fashion as we've picked up five wins on the bounce since my appointment. As you can see we don't mind scoring goals at the moment and the 5-1 mauling of Liverpool in the FA Cup was very pleasing indeed. We've got a home clash against Manchester United in the next round and next game following the close win over Chelsea so hopefully we can continue on the march to Wembley.

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K3V0

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03 Mar 2013 07:43:17

With just five games remaining we're neck and neck with Stoke City for the final Champions League spot. It would be a massive boost for the club to qualify for the Champions League and hopefully the Potters will slip up at some stage. It's a real pity we've got to host Arsenal and Manchester in our remaining games so it's likely we'll need to beat Aston Villa, Sunderland and Cardiff City whilst hoping our rivals don't enjoy their final few games as much as they'd like.

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Newcastle United's remaining Premier League fixtures

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Stokes remaining Premier League fixtures

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Shedender

18 years ago

3 weeks ago

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03 Mar 2013 08:54:17

Have been enjoying this career Kevo so I thought I really should leave a comment.

Slightly sad to see you have departed Wimbledon as I thought you were doing extremely well with them and the ups and downs to promotions and relegations were making this career excellent but I will continue to follow as you’re managing Newcastle and I’m sure you’ll be a success at St. James’.Would love to see you make the Champions League but it's going to be tough.

K3V0

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03 Mar 2013 11:23:38

By Shedender | Permalink | On 03 March 2013 - 18:54 PM

Have been enjoying this career Kevo so I thought I really should leave a comment.

Slightly sad to see you have departed Wimbledon as I thought you were doing extremely well with them and the ups and downs to promotions and relegations were making this career excellent but I will continue to follow as you’re managing Newcastle and I’m sure you’ll be a success at St. James’.Would love to see you make the Champions League but it's going to be tough.

Cheers pal.

It was always going to be a rough experience leaving Wimbledon after almost a decade there and the ups and downs we experienced. When I got the offer from Newcastle I was very surprised that such a big club had asked me to take over, so I decided I'd give it a week and lead Wimbledon into the two games against Leeds United and Notts County. Unfortunately those performances were dreadful and I thought I've taken this club as far as I can, I've led them to the Championship, an FA Cup final and the Europa League knockout stages.

I didn't think I could take them any further.

K3V0

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03 Mar 2013 11:26:56

The final day of the Premier League season will decide who makes it into the top four and secures the final Champions League spot. We're one win away from securing a place in next seasons Champions League and should we beat Cardiff City in the final game of the season at Cardiff City Stadium then it won't matter what happens between Stoke City and Tottenham Hotspur at the Britannia Stadium.