The Night Thread Mk. IX

Err.
You had a threesome with your best friend and a middle aged Russian guy with a family?

Yes. And, I wil never see the Russian guy again and I started crying because of him right now. I hope this doesn't come out as "being in love with him", because I'd shot myself. Because I don't want to. Really.

I'm just fucking stupid. I drank with Russians (first wtf), I went to the hotel with them even though I had known how it's going to end (second wtf). And slept with one of them (thrid wtf, and sent three more to hell, fourth wtf). 36 years, two kids, slept with half of Russia literally and he is kind of "well known" person in there, some 300k Google results (fifth wtf). And my best friend / room mate / soul mate, well, slept with him too. With me too (sixth wtf). And here comes 10 more wtfs - I don't regret anything what has happened.

I was with Russians for 26 hours and I'm still alive even though I've been drinking most of the time. Wow.

Am I the only one who's still confused?

...why?
I assume you're straight, right? Well not even that, I'm bi but I've never been having sex and thinking "man, I wish someone else was here too". I understand if you're on the other end of it, like if you're a guy and there are two girls there or even I suppose a girl and there's two guys makes sense too but... I don't know. I don't get it.
It seems to be a girl problem too. I've never heard of a straight guy being drunk going "I'm so going to fuck that guy" unless there's some secret gay thing going on. I've heard a few stories of girls doing it though.

Weird.

Anyway, don't worry about it. People do stupid stuff when they're drunk sometimes. Just try to make sure you're ok with your friend, it would suck if it made your friendship awkward. And have a shower. That's probably quite important. Have a shower first, then do the other thing.

So that's what being a girl is like?

Am I the only one who's still confused?

She had a threesome with her friend and a much older, married Russian guy while she was absolutely pished and she doesn't regret it.

That's how I interpreted it anyway.

Fucking bitches.

Exactly right. Even though he's not married. And I understand it. He's a guy who sleeps with every girl he gets chance to sleep with and I'm just another NUMBER on the list. That's all.

So basically, you've just slept with an older version of Deano?

And to think, this used to be a simple football Manager site.

Maybe you shouldn't fall in love with people if you've just met them and are having drunk sex. Particularly if they're Russian. Russians are a cold people and have no time for love.

But I've never wanted to fall in love with him.

You don't know him. You're not in love with him.
I don't want to be a dick, but seriously. Come on.

You don't know him. You're not in love with him.
I don't want to be a dick, but seriously. Come on.

No. He was better than Deano could ever be. I guarantee it even though I never slept with Deano.

I sometimes fell in love with people I barely know. But mostly they aren't from Russia.

She's a woman. There's some endorphins or something released in their bodies when they have sex that gives them warm, fuzzy feelings for the guy banging them.

That's not possible. How can you? You're falling in love with an idea of how you think someone is that you've made up for them, you're not falling love with the actual person. You're going into encounters with an idea of who you want the person to be before you have a chance to find out who they really are and that's really fucking dangerous, believe me. Worst of all, what if you meet someone, you think you know who they are and then it turns out they're someone else. They might not be a worse person, they might be better for you, but they'll be different and you won't like that because noone likes change. Trust me, I've done a lot of stupid shit I know how it goes.

You need to start judging people for what they are rather than what you think they are, basically.

Same for men. That doesn't mean you have to throw rational thought out the window.

And above all, he's an actor. He's paid according to how good he is at pretending he's someone else.

Your biggest clue that maybe he didn't want to marry you would've been that he was fucking your friend at the same time.

Either way, if there's one thing I've learned in the last few years it's the no good ever comes from drinking with Russians. Also, estrogen is pretty cheap if you buy it in bulk.

I never thought he's going to marry me. But I liked him. LIKED. Just now it starts to seem differently..

So he's an "actor", sleeps with lots of women and is "much better than Deano could ever be" and just happens to be in Slovakia?

You haven't just banged some male porn star, have you?

Did you just laugh at your own comment?

So he's an "actor", sleeps with lots of women and is "much better than Deano could ever be" and just happens to be in Slovakia?

You haven't just banged some male porn star, have you?

There's a Relationship Thread for this sort of stuff, you know...

I'm sorry I ignored it, I'm changing it right now.

He's not a movie actor. He's a theater actor. And I'm volunteering on a festival where he performed with his company and I happened to be accompanying the Russians. In June when I said okay, I'll take Russians, I wasn't thinking it will finish like this. Really.

EDIT: http://www.teatrdoc.ru/events.php?id=11
And he is on the title picture. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK