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By Torri | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:23 PM
For me it means just big sign "NEVER GO TO SWEDEN"

Well then you've passed the rapist test.
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By Justicar | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:23 PM
Why did you put this on the internet?


I don't know.
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By Franck | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:16 PM
Another good thing about being a man, you don't really need to be attractive.

Because drunk girls have no standards?
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By Eurostar | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:22 PM
If we have any budding rapists on the forum I think this means Franck's got room for another room-mate.

Don't have any room for rapists. If there are any aspiring female pornstars though... http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/images/smilies/naughty.gif

By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:26 PM
Because drunk girls have no standards?

Women place much less emphasis on physical appearance than men do.

I'm not saying that having a body straight out of a beefcake calendar wouldn't be an advantage, but a man with mediocre looks has a much, much bigger chance of attracting a beautiful woman than the reverse.
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By Franck | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:27 PM
Don't have any room for rapists. If there are any aspiring female pornstars though... http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/images/smilies/naughty.gif

Pornstars are mostly horrid imo. So fake and un-natural. Much prefer nice girls who wear my jumpers and cardigans and just sit on the sofa drinking hot chocolate and watching pre-recorded Zooey Deschanel movies with no make-up on.
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:26 PM
Because drunk girls have no standards?


I found him attractive when I drunk just a sip of rum, when I was drunk and also when I woke up in the morning. And still find him attractive. But only when I exclude his personality
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By Eurostar | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:31 PM
Pornstars are mostly horrid imo. So fake and un-natural. Much prefer nice girls who wear my jumpers and cardigans and just sit on the sofa drinking hot chocolate and watching pre-recorded Zooey Deschanel movies with no make-up on.

There are pornstars out there with all kinds of looks, including the one you described.

They don't all look like Jenna Jameson you know.
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Fair point. Not impartial to one of them, a brunette, forgot her name, but the majority are shit.
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Nevermind, those last pages made me look on the brighter side of this all - it's a life experience, it wasn't so bad (actually it was really really really good, and try to say he's not good when you look on it as boys - 5 hours, two girls, and drunk, and both of the girls liked it), and also worse things could've happened (for example that porn )
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By Eurostar | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:36 PM
Fair point. Not impartial to one of them, a brunette, forgot her name, but the majority are shit.

By the sounds of it, you'd probably find the Russian and some of the Czech and Hungarian girls to be more up your alley than the British and the Americans.
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:43 PM
You may have an STD. That hasn't been mentioned yet.


Don't even say that. I don't know what's worse from "those two things no girls wants to have" tbh, being pregnant or having an STD
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By Franck | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:39 PM
By the sounds of it, you'd probably find the Russian and some of the Czech and Hungarian girls to be more up your alley than the British and the Americans.

Also, I prefer my real-life girlfriend :p
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By Torri | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:44 PM
Don't even say that. I don't know what's worse from "those two things no girls wants to have" tbh, being pregnant or having an STD

Pregnancy is temporary, herpes is permanent.

By Eurostar | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:46 PM
Also, I prefer my real-life girlfriend :p

That fat slag?
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By Franck | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:46 PM
Pregnancy is temporary, herpes is permanent.


But child is permanent.
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By Franck | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:46 PM
That fat slag?


I'll tell her about this as soon as she comes back from her work (she's been working overtime for no apparent reason lately, but I'm cool with that because she says she likes me for this).
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By Torri | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:48 PM
But child is permanent.

Are abortions not legal in Slovakia?

By Eurostar | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:50 PM
I'll tell her about this as soon as she comes back from her work (she's been working overtime for no apparent reason lately, but I'm cool with that because she says she likes me for this).

She's clearly cheating on you. Probably with that Russian bloke.
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By Franck | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:51 PM
Are abortions not legal in Slovakia?


They are, but I'm not sure if I was able to do that.
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By Eurostar | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:31 PM
Pornstars are mostly horrid imo. So fake and un-natural. Much prefer nice girls who wear my jumpers and cardigans and just sit on the sofa drinking hot chocolate and watching pre-recorded Zooey Deschanel movies with no make-up on.

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

And I've watched two men jack a young white man in his hole at the same time.
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By Franck | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:51 PM
She's clearly cheating on you. Probably with that Russian bloke.


She has been on the rum lately...
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:53 PM
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

And I've watched two men jack a young white man in his hole at the same time.

What happens in your house stays in your house.
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By Rick87 | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:56 PM
This has got to be the most commented on topic on Susie in months.


And maybe (I hope not) another fun follows - how to tell him that ...

Anyway, did I mention he speaks no English, little German and I speak no Russian at all? It was funny / awkward sometimes.

Nevermind, I AM going to sleep. Finally.
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Drunk woman turns out to be a whore. I'm so shocked. Even less shocked by the response on here. I mean, we are aware that Torri is a KM alias, right?
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By Torri | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:23 PM
For me it means just big sign "NEVER GO TO SWEDEN"

Trust that instinct.
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 22:15 PM
Drunk woman turns out to be a whore. I'm so shocked. Even less shocked by the response on here. I mean, we are aware that Torri is a KM alias, right?

She knows too much about hockey to be a KM alias.
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 21:53 PM
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

And I've watched two men jack a young white man in his hole at the same time.


Link or gtfo.
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By Carroll. | Permalink | On 24 September 2012 - 22:18 PM
Link or gtfo.


Respect your elders.
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