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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 26 September 2012 - 18:58 PM

Someone on my facebook got a Katy Perry tattoo. Oh dear.

Not as bad as the dude that was on a recent NMT Buzzcocks, 16 Miley Cyrus tattoos.....

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26 Sep 2012 18:58:52

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/HOMuFQm79aYJQLJV5QG8V0D1xhLqkEuUlGEb6iZv.jpg

NOSNOS

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26 Sep 2012 21:01:30

Channel 4 is looking pretty interesting just now

Couldn't find a face chewing smiley. :gurning:

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26 Sep 2012 21:37:57

I had a nap about four. woke up just now. I dreamt that Phoenix Arrow was deeply unattractive and that really upset me. I expected him to be elfin, untouched and perfect and what I got was a greasy cunt from the south coast who washed his back with a rag on a stick. Just thinking about it upsets me and I can't explain why.

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26 Sep 2012 21:46:26

I believe PA posted a picture of himself in a Boston Bruins jersey ages ago. I don't remember him being particularly ugly.

I love that you actually dream about Susie members though.

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27 Sep 2012 00:20:50

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 26 September 2012 - 22:37 PM

I had a nap about four. woke up just now. I dreamt that Phoenix Arrow was deeply unattractive and that really upset me. I expected him to be elfin, untouched and perfect and what I got was a greasy cunt from the south coast who washed his back with a rag on a stick. Just thinking about it upsets me and I can't explain why.

Err. Well, this is what I look like.

http://gyazo.com/26212be1dc1cb365dd52045a919d40c1.png

I wouldn't say I'm untouched or perfect, but I can definately confirm I don't wash my back with a rag on a stick. I'm also not greasy, I shower plenty.

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27 Sep 2012 05:41:32

By Poe | Permalink | On 26 September 2012 - 03:07 AM

That girl is a slut, or it is KM - one of the two.

Most likely KM.

Can you please finally tell me who is KM?

And I am not a slut. I'm just one stupid teenager, who drank too much, I suppose.

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27 Sep 2012 06:18:31

By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 27 September 2012 - 01:20 AM

Err. Well, this is what I look like.

I wouldn't say I'm untouched or perfect, but I can definately confirm I don't wash my back with a rag on a stick. I'm also not greasy, I shower plenty.

You look like what I'd imagine TS looks like.

By Torri | Permalink | On 27 September 2012 - 06:41 AM

Can you please finally tell me who is KM?
And I am not a slut. I'm just one stupid teenager, who drank too much, I suppose.

Obtuse.

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27 Sep 2012 06:39:00

Nearly had a car crash on my drive into work last night, still not quite sure how i avoided it tbh. Think i was nearly sideways on the wrong side of the road at one point, just lucky there was no cars in the oncoming lane :/

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27 Sep 2012 10:30:06

Managed to cut my fingernail down the middle at work, minging.

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27 Sep 2012 11:34:37

Can you pass the history section of the British citizenship test? Guardian

You need 11 or more to pass. I got 10/15 so looks like I'm getting deported.

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27 Sep 2012 11:40:02

3/15

bye.

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27 Sep 2012 11:42:15

By Rick87 | Permalink | On 27 September 2012 - 12:34 PM

Can you pass the history section of the British citizenship test? Guardan

You need 11 or more to pass. I got 10/15 so looks like I'm getting deported.

I got 9 out of 15. I'd be deported too.

I'm really bad at British History. Roman History is a different matter :/.

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27 Sep 2012 11:44:36

By Rick87 | Permalink | On 27 September 2012 - 12:34 PM

Can you pass the history section of the British citizenship test? Guardan

You need 11 or more to pass. I got 10/15 so looks like I'm getting deported.

You scored 10 out of a possible 15

I haven't been to Britain since I was 10 and I've never studied British history.

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27 Sep 2012 12:12:43

I got 11 out of 15.

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27 Sep 2012 12:18:34

5/15, poor.

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27 Sep 2012 12:26:10

Arthur's Day \o/

Means I get to leave work early to go on the piss \o/

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27 Sep 2012 12:26:52

I got what I think is a pretty good idea for a movie earlier. \o/

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27 Sep 2012 12:32:23

I studied British History, better said British Social Studies for a year...

You scored 11 out of a possible 15

My wrong answers, my teacher would kill me even though he is an Irish American...
1 (!!!), 8, 10, 12

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27 Sep 2012 12:42:06

By Torri | Permalink | On 27 September 2012 - 13:32 PM

I studied British History, better said British Social Studies for a year...

My wrong answers, my teacher would kill me even though he is an Irish American...
1 (!!!), 8, 10, 12

You would pass the citizenship test. Can come over here get drunk and have threesomes with our minor celebrities now!

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27 Sep 2012 12:46:34

By Justicar | Permalink | On 27 September 2012 - 13:42 PM

You would pass the citizenship test. Can come over here get drunk and have threesomes with our minor celebrities now!

She could give Deano his chance to prove her doubts about him wrong.

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27 Sep 2012 12:47:59

11/15 - Just passed

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27 Sep 2012 12:51:09

10/15

Dammit, I have to leave /o\

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27 Sep 2012 12:59:35

Some nerdy humour for you:

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/21lKnTpozDcNs8iXIXXRPzrE4PaEkXHLMGSwkJSu.jpg

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27 Sep 2012 13:01:24

12/15. I'm fine.

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27 Sep 2012 13:11:33

By Justicar | Permalink | On 27 September 2012 - 13:42 PM

You would pass the citizenship test. Can come over here get drunk and have threesomes with our minor celebrities now!

Nope.
Maybe if Deano was a celebrity and you substituted "threesomes" in the sentence with "sex"...

And by the way, I can come to Britain when I want. Being an EU citizen allows me so..