Group D - Costa Rica, England, Italy, Uruguay - Real World Football - FM14

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25 Jun 2014 09:41:45

Apparently taken from RAWK;

"Suarez does NOT bite, he sort of grabs hold of his opponents with his teeth, the same way a cat carries its kittens, as opposed to being mauled it (to?) death by a pitbull".

Probably Sears.

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By Sears | On 25 June 2014 - 02:12 AM

He's a clown for biting again but those marks are nothing. Soccer players need to stop acting like babies all the time. Such drama queens. Why not just adapt the same rules as Basketball and make it illegal to touch anyone

Jesus Christ

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By Carroll. | On 25 June 2014 - 09:25 AM

I thought Rodgers handled Suarez well last summer myself.

Also claims of 12 month bans are ridiculous. Ill bet my right bollock not much will come out of this

I'll bet my left bollock that a lot will come out of this. He bit someone in the premier league, a global watched sport and was hammered. He's just done the same thing AGAIN, this time at the biggest sporting event on the planet pretty much watched by everyone around the world. FIFA are going to absolutely hammer him.. I'd be lost for words if they didn't. This is his third offence for doing the same thing as well. Clearly doesn't learn and a repeat offender. FIFA will want to throw the book at him, show the world that they wont stand for this sort of behaviour, in so setting an example to the children watching that it is wrong and will be punishable...

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25 Jun 2014 10:43:27

By Sears | On 25 June 2014 - 01:12 AM

He's a clown for biting again but those marks are nothing. Soccer players need to stop acting like babies all the time. Such drama queens. Why not just adapt the same rules as Basketball and make it illegal to touch anyone

Walk to the nearest cliff, then jump off.

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25 Jun 2014 10:46:20

So long as he doesn't get banned from club football, I'll be happy.

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25 Jun 2014 11:01:36

Yeah that RAWK comment is totally serious..

Deano I agree with most of what you say but youre missing one point. Its FIFA. They usually do fuck all

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25 Jun 2014 14:12:09

According to AS Uruguay's defence is going to be that the picture on twitter was photoshopped, therefore Suarez didn't bite him.

In order to do this, they're going to use an actual photoshopped picture where the bite marks have been photoshopped out in order to argue that the bite marks in the real picture have been photoshopped.

All this in spite of the fact that there's very clear evidence that Suarez actually bit him on fucking video.

I think scousers have found a natural ally.

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25 Jun 2014 14:16:10

Chiellini does actually have some form of mark there already though. But it's stupid focusing on the bite marks seeing as he clearly bit him

http://www.espectador.com/deportes/294036/la-marca-que-mostro-chiellini-ya-la-tenia-en-2012

Doesn't look like the mark from the pics yesterday, but there are some dents in his shoulder

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25 Jun 2014 14:21:11

Yeah but the 'unphotoshopped' picture they're using has no marks whatsoever, which makes it even fucking weirder.

Especially as thats part of a general defence that he didn't bite him, which he obviously did.

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Suarez.gif

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25 Jun 2014 14:30:06

Seriously can't believe he did it again.

How fucking moronic do you have to be?

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25 Jun 2014 14:31:25

He's got mental health problems, he has to have. Theres no other explanation.

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25 Jun 2014 14:52:10

You could understand just the once, like he's just snapped and at a stretch the second time. Now it's just clear he's an absolute fucking psycho who has an odd taste for human flesh!!

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25 Jun 2014 14:56:34

By Ninja | On 25 June 2014 - 15:31 PM

He's got mental health problems, he has to have. Theres no other explanation.

I think he's autistic with the skill he excels in is football.

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25 Jun 2014 15:20:43

By K3VO | On 25 June 2014 - 15:52 PM

You could understand just the once, like he's just snapped and at a stretch the second time. Now it's just clear he's an absolute fucking psycho who has an odd taste for human flesh!!

In all fairness i can understand when i player kicks or punches someone, even a headbutt. But to actually bite someone even the once is just not normal and is possibly second to spitting in the worst things you could do to someone. If someone is pissing you off you'll want to hit them, but no sane person would think to themselves 'if he carries on i'm gonna bite him'. He want's fucking locking up and i think the rules are so wrong in how this sort of behavior cannot be investigated by the police just because it happened on a football pitch.

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25 Jun 2014 15:32:03

I don't get why people are outraged at the biting element. It's a bit weird, but I don't really think it's any worse than a punch.

Several player across the world will have been charged with violent conduct several times and haven't had their mental health called into question.

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25 Jun 2014 15:45:25

Cos biting is more of an "animal" instinct than a human one like punching, kicking etc. That's why it's so odd.

Loads of psych's have come out and said that he probably chewed on something as a child when he was stressed which is why he bites "outward" when in high-pressure situations (rather than biting his own arm or something etc)

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25 Jun 2014 15:49:02

Biting someone when you're frustrated isn't normal, punching & kicking is. If you're pissed off at someone you'd literally think of pissing on them before even thinking of biting them.

Basically Suarez is just a fucking retard. I'm surprised he hasn't got a 14 year old girlfriend to match his mental age.

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25 Jun 2014 16:00:12

By Shola | On 25 June 2014 - 16:32 PM

I don't get why people are outraged at the biting element. It's a bit weird, but I don't really think it's any worse than a punch.

Several player across the world will have been charged with violent conduct several times and haven't had their mental health called into question.

Thats what i don't really get either, glad it was you that said it cause if a Liverpool fan would have said the same thing we'd be accused of defending him which is clearly not the case.

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25 Jun 2014 16:01:09

By Based Jorge | On 25 June 2014 - 16:49 PM

Biting someone when you're frustrated isn't normal, punching & kicking is. If you're pissed off at someone you'd literally think of pissing on them before even thinking of biting them.

Basically Suarez is just a fucking retard. I'm surprised he hasn't got a 14 year old girlfriend to match his mental age.

Yeah, of course you'd consider whipping your dick out and pissing on someone as a viable alternative to biting someone, thats perfectly logical

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25 Jun 2014 16:05:06

If you don't see why biting someone on a football pitch is a lot worse than punching someone on a football pitch (or anywhere really), then you have issues or are biased

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25 Jun 2014 16:07:09

By Slashman X | On 25 June 2014 - 17:05 PM

If you don't see why biting someone on a football pitch is a lot worse than punching someone on a football pitch (or anywhere really), then you have issues or are biased

They're both as bad as each other, just because more people are punched/elbowed/kicked on the pitch it seems normal but they're all as bad as one another.

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25 Jun 2014 16:08:49

By King Luis | On 25 June 2014 - 17:07 PM

They're both as bad as each other, just because more people are punched/elbowed/kicked on the pitch it seems normal but they're all as bad as one another.

That is exactly why a bite is worse and is being treated as such. Players "expect" to get hit with hands and feet on football pitches and there's usually always a "jostling for the ball" excuse, not with feckin' teeth where he made the conscious decision to just monch his shoulder

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25 Jun 2014 16:09:59

By King Luis | On 25 June 2014 - 17:01 PM

Yeah, of course you'd consider whipping your dick out and pissing on someone as a viable alternative to biting someone, thats perfectly logical

I take it you've never been to Maga/Malia. Braindead thickcunts do anything, even drunk ~~northerners~~ people do many things before even thinking to bite someone.

I love Suarez as a footballer and I think he's jokes, but as I said before there's a line you don't cross and he's sprinted across that line 3 times already. If FIFA have any sense he'll suffer from a lengthy ban.

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25 Jun 2014 16:11:46

By Based Jorge | On 25 June 2014 - 17:09 PM

I take it you've never been to Maga/Malia. Braindead thickcunts do anything, even drunk ~~northerners~~ people do many things before even thinking to bite someone.

I love Suarez as a footballer and I think he's jokes, but as I said before there's a line you don't cross and he's sprinted across that line 3 times already. If FIFA have any sense he'll suffer from a lengthy ban.

Just because something happens in Magaluf and Malia does not make it normal, quite the opposite in fact

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25 Jun 2014 16:12:30

By Slashman X | On 25 June 2014 - 17:08 PM

That is exactly why a bite is worse and is being treated as such. Players "expect" to get hit with hands and feet on football pitches and there's usually always a "jostling for the ball" excuse, not with feckin' teeth where he made the conscious decision to just monch his shoulder

Well then all Suarez is trying to do is make it a little normal, then it'll be fine...

*Obviously a joke

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25 Jun 2014 16:15:48

By Slashman X | On 25 June 2014 - 17:05 PM

If you don't see why biting someone on a football pitch is a lot worse than punching someone on a football pitch (or anywhere really), then you have issues or are biased

Do you think Suarez biting someone is worse than a Ben Thatcher elbow?

I would say the force involved is the factor I find most relevant. Rather than the body part used.

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25 Jun 2014 16:16:46

It's seen as worse by people because of the rarity that it happens and the social stigma compared to other acts of violence on the pitch, nothing to do with the severity (which is less than a punch or a proper head butt).