The Night Thread Mk. IX

Perhaps you could be useful instead of being a cunt? Did you ever think of that?

Does anyone know what the weather is going to be like in London tomorrow?

Did you have to ask someone if i was a cunt or did you work it out for yourself?

Yeah, I asked your mum.

BURNNNNNN!!!

Has anyone else ever wondered what the fat girl from video of Katy Perry's song Firework would look like after two hours in an oven at 375 degrees?

British Parliamentary debates are a whole lot more exciting than Swedish ones. Not only are British MPs far superior rhetoricians, but the jeering and cheering breaks the otherwise dead-serious atmosphere and provides a comedic aspect to the spectacle.

I don't think anyone has ever made a joke or even a playful comment in the entire history of the Riksdag. Your typical Riksdag debate features half a dozen bored MPs with worse public speaking skills than any American 5th grader making dry, dull and poorly argued statements to an audience of two dozen sleeping MPs, while the 300 other MPs are out snorting cocaine from the arses of strippers, or whatever it is an MP who is too lazy to show up in his seat actually does.