The Relationship Thread - Off Topic - FM24/25 Update

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31 Oct 2012 14:23:47

He had phimosis. You can have sex if you have it but if you do you risk tearing your foreskin, which I suspect hurts quite a lot.

As for the whole being 18 and never had sex thing, you really shouldn't worry about it. Truth is that many of the people your own age who claim to have had sex are either lying virgins or had their sex with absolute whales and cave-trolls.

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31 Oct 2012 14:57:54

,I get that younger girls often go out with older dudes but I feel that 15 is too young. a 15-year-old girl is a child in my eyes and even though she might have tits by then it's still really young. If she's 16 soon then I'd wait until then, at least then she'll be legal.

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31 Oct 2012 14:59:43

By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 14:57 PM

,I get that younger girls often go out with older dudes but I feel that 15 is too young. a 15-year-old girl is a child in my eyes and even though she might have tits by then it's still really young. If she's 16 soon then I'd wait until then, at least then she'll be legal.

Not in the Republic of Ireland.

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31 Oct 2012 15:01:13

By Franck | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 14:59 PM

Not in the Republic of Ireland.

Sears don't care.

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Sears

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31 Oct 2012 15:08:29

Wait I'm not having sex with her if that's what some of you think! Was just looking for advice if it got that serious between us that's all. I am not a paedophile.

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31 Oct 2012 15:09:45

By Sears | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 14:22 PM

Don't have a clue what that means mate

Bad smeg.

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31 Oct 2012 15:10:04

By Sears | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 15:08 PM

Wait I'm not having sex with her if that's what some of you think! Was just looking for advice if it got that serious between us that's all. I am not a paedophile.

Just finger blast her.

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31 Oct 2012 15:23:13

By Deano | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 15:10 PM

Just finger blast her.

Cuz' that's as fun...

Telegram Sam

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31 Oct 2012 16:37:38

By Sears | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 15:08 PM

Wait I'm not having sex with her if that's what some of you think! Was just looking for advice if it got that serious between us that's all. I am not a paedophile.

How come you mentioned your circumcised dick then?

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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 02:46 AM

Okay, hold on a second. You're 18, she's 15? Why'd you get your foreskin chopped? Religious beliefs, or did you lose a bet or something? I may post in here a fair bit but this is a little out of my comfort zone. Phoenix is your guy, this is relatively normal to him..

I don't know how I should react to that. Trying to score 15 year old girls is not normal for me, I can assure you. Though, having said that, I was with an 18 year old when I was 15 so I guess that's right.

But honestly, there really isn't a problem here. If you want to have sex with her, have sex with her. If you don't, don't. Simple. I don't see what the drama is.

Slashman X

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31 Oct 2012 17:23:54

He's got a manky penis, that's what the drama is

Phoenix Arrow

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31 Oct 2012 17:28:24

Eh. I can't imagine that most adults getting a circumcision wait 8 months to have sex. Not that I'm an expert on that subject. He'll be fine. If not then at least he has an interesting first time story.

Slashman X

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31 Oct 2012 17:29:13

Nothing to do with the circumcision, his penis is pure mank anyway

Phoenix Arrow

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31 Oct 2012 17:34:51

I wouldn't know.

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31 Oct 2012 17:37:38

By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 17:34 PM

I wouldn't know.

He's from Kerry, it's genetic

RealityCheck

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31 Oct 2012 17:41:14

Talking about circumcision - I cringe everytime when I recall how my cousin kicked a football straight at my dick one week after I had the surgery done.Hurt and bleeded like hell

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31 Oct 2012 17:44:02

By RealityCheck | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 17:41 PM

Talking about circumcision - I cringe everytime when I recall how my cousin kicked a football straight at my dick one week after I had the surgery done.Hurt and bleeded like hell

BLEEDED

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31 Oct 2012 17:46:00

okay okay bled.

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31 Oct 2012 18:48:02

By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 17:14 PM

I don't know how I should react to that. Trying to score 15 year old girls is not normal for me, I can assure you. Though, having said that, I was with an 18 year old when I was 15 so I guess that's right.

But honestly, there really isn't a problem here. If you want to have sex with her, have sex with her. If you don't, don't. Simple. I don't see what the drama is.

I wasn't saying you chase after 15-year-olds, rather that you seem to have experienced an eclectic mix of experiences with regards to relationships.

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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 18:48 PM

I wasn't saying you chase after 15-year-olds, rather that you seem to have experienced an eclectic mix of experiences with regards to relationships.

You make it sound like I'm a man slut. I haven't actually had that many relationships, but each one has been vastly different from the others.

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31 Oct 2012 20:02:09

By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 19:52 PM

You make it sound like I'm a man slut. I haven't actually had that many relationships, but each one has been vastly different from the others.

I was thinking more along the lines of the relationships you have had have been somewhat unconventional.

Slashman X

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31 Oct 2012 20:27:44

Did any of them have a manky willy?

Phoenix Arrow

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31 Oct 2012 21:04:01

No. I only date people who wash. Sleeping with someone who stinks is no fun.

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31 Oct 2012 23:37:44

By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 31 October 2012 - 21:04 PM

No. I only date people who wash. Sleeping with someone who stinks is no fun.

Prude.

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09 Dec 2012 23:40:27

Anyone had any experience of a mates bird getting a bit flirty with you?

My mates bird last night seemed a little too keen practically all over me without anything actually happening. Had a few women come up to me telling me "you do know she's got a boyfriend" I'm trying to tell them na were just mates and I'm mates with him too. It was a bit too noticeable. She's good looking and probally well out my league. My mate wasn't out and he's not that close a mate but still its a bit shitty. Dont want him to find out and don't want to say nothing to her incase she doesn't really remember and thinks im getting ahead of myself.

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10 Dec 2012 12:10:45

Man up and pork her.

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10 Dec 2012 12:14:58

I could never understand living in a world where I didn't live on impulse. Guilt and remorse are the only emotions I understand.

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10 Dec 2012 13:51:38

What about melancholy? Or the one you get when the only space is at the urinal and all the cubicles are taken?

I like to kid myself that I fought adulterous temptations with a girl off my course but really it was just a few weeks of me idly staring at her from afar and making terrible, terrible small talk. She was my type, though her persistent quirkiness would have dragged after a while.